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#19405
8 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Cowboy boots with cut off jean shorts.... faggy aggys

All that money spent on Kyle field and it looks to have been built with an Erector set. 

#19406
4 minutes ago, Deej said:

All that money spent on Kyle field and it looks to have been built with an Erector set. 

Looks like a bigger version of the TinkerToy set from Cougar High bleachergate

#19407
6 minutes ago, Deej said:

All that money spent on Kyle field and it looks to have been built with an Erector set. 

it serves one valuable purpose for Longhorns-- anytime you hear anyone say anything gushingly positive about "renovated Kyle Field!", you can stop taking them seriously, because they're clearly not paying attention

#19409
8 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Cowboy boots with cut off jean shorts.... faggy aggys

So much wrong in this pic......Erector set stadium. Dual fashion faux pas with the frat boys wearing matching jorts and boots, along with their friend in his sister's skinny jeans rolled at the ankles with crocs. 

Lastly, not one of them even noticing the yummy mummy with the stroller.

#19412
15 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

If you hear someone gushing about Kyle Field, it’s always fun to point out that Texas has a winning record there.

Not at the NEW Kyle Field!   Stupid Sip!

#19415
10 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I was referring to bleachergate from the last decade.

I knew what you were talking about.  Even so, it's pretty interesting that Houston has a much nicer stadium than A&M, given that the ags spent half a billion on theirs.

#19416
2 hours ago, Deej said:

All that money spent on Kyle field and it looks to have been built with an Erector set. 

But perfectly square and brown like the entire campus. 

#19417
52 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I was referring to bleachergate from the last decade.

Yeah, I thought about that, but the opportunity to point out that Cougar High has a much more aesthetically pleasing stadium than aggy was simply too good to ignore.

#19418
25 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Yeah, I thought about that, but the opportunity to point out that Cougar High has a much more aesthetically pleasing stadium than aggy was simply too good to ignore.

I wasn't aware they had built a new stadium.

#19420
That engineering school apparently needs some design classes......"Great seats, huh honey?!!"
Those are designed for nut grabbin and humpin
#19421
13 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Cowboy boots with cut off jean shorts.... faggy aggys

I didn't realize cross-dressing (in public) was so prevalent in collie station. Wonder when that happened.

#19422
2 hours ago, markstanco said:

But perfectly square and brown like the entire campus. 

Actually, the aggy campus is perfectly square and extremely white, but I get where you were going with your comment. The buildings are brown.

#19423
13 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Cowboy boots with cut off jean shorts.... faggy aggys

There's a lot to unpack in this picture, but I'll do my best. 

1. There are no girls hanging out with them.

2. There appears to be one beer between the six of them. And said beer holder is also holding a water. Because light beer isn't hydrating at all and makes you really thirsty. 

3. The only guy dressed appropriately (as in not like a complete fucking goober) is wearing a damn lanyard out of his pocket. 

4. It appears that one ag in the back right is wearing a driver's cap. Do you know who else wears a driver's cap? Bryson Dechambeau. He went to SMU and we actually overlapped there. He's a US Amateur and NCAA Individual champion, and has won 5 times on the PGA Tour at just 25. And does he pull off a driver's cap? No. It still looks fucking stupid. Undergrad aggy at a tailgate? Zero chance, if not negative of pulling it off. Use the trashcan to your left, find a beer to wash down a pull of some Jim Beam, and try and find a female that doesn't have four legs. 

5. Ginger kid needs a fucking haircut yesterday. 

6. Pretty sure those crocs aren't even on brand. 

7. They have ruined 3 perfectly good pairs of jeans. 

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#19424
44 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I didn't realize cross-dressing (in public) was so prevalent in collie station. Wonder when that happened.

That is the aggy cornhole uni.  

#19425

Is that a Wawa or the hall of chumps on the corner of the stadium? Looks much smaller (and therefore slightly less inappropriate) from this angle.

#19426
2 hours ago, ztejas said:

There's a lot to unpack in this picture, but I'll do my best. 

1. There are no girls hanging out with them.

2. There appears to be one beer between the six of them. And said beer holder is also holding a water. Because light beer isn't hydrating at all and makes you really thirsty. 

3. The only guy dressed appropriately (as in not like a complete fucking goober) is wearing a damn lanyard out of his pocket. 

4. It appears that one ag in the back right is wearing a driver's cap. Do you know who else wears a driver's cap? Bryson Dechambeau. He went to SMU and we actually overlapped there. He's a US Amateur and NCAA Individual champion, and has won 5 times on the PGA Tour at just 25. And does he pull off a driver's cap? No. It still looks fucking stupid. Undergrad aggy at a tailgate? Zero chance, if not negative of pulling it off. Use the trashcan to your left, find a beer to wash down a pull of some Jim Beam, and try and find a female that doesn't have four legs. 

5. Ginger kid needs a fucking haircut yesterday. 

6. Pretty sure those crocs aren't even on brand. 

7. They have ruined 3 perfectly good pairs of jeans. 

8. Fuck aggy and the sheep they rode in on. 

#19428
11 hours ago, RoundRocked said:

and people talk about Bevo's being a safety risk

Am I crazy to think "corrections" should themselves be correct? Probably so-- I'm sorry.

#19429



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7. They have ruined 3 perfectly good pairs of jeans. 


They did that when they wore out the knees at the local gloryholes. After that, there's not much left to do with them. If you keep using them as originally planned, it could damage the knees. Besides, it's easier to draw attention to your square-toe boots with cutoffs.
#19430
1 hour ago, texifornia said:

For the love of all that is holy please do this

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Only problem with this is, if Fisher asks O'Neal to go to media days, he won't get there until week three of the season.

#19431

Olin is really wanting sloneil at media day. Is this a super troll or complete aggy?

He is going to get torched so hard for the rest of his career, but at least he will be on SportsCenter.

#19432
57 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Olin is really wanting sloneil at media day. Is this a super troll or complete aggy?

He is going to get torched so hard for the rest of his career, but at least he will be on SportsCenter.

Only if he can stay close enough to be in-frame.

#19433
12 hours ago, utee94 said:

I knew what you were talking about.  Even so, it's pretty interesting that Houston has a much nicer stadium than A&M, given that the ags spent half a billion on theirs.

With our money.

#19435
4 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:


LSU knocks him out of the game next year on accident, if he’s starting. Mark it down.

I wouldnt call it an accident if he just gets laid out by a RB. Thats just called being a pussy. 

 

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#19436
17 hours ago, ztejas said:

There's a lot to unpack in this picture, but I'll do my best. 

1. There are no girls hanging out with them.

2. There appears to be one beer between the six of them. And said beer holder is also holding a water. Because light beer isn't hydrating at all and makes you really thirsty. 

3. The only guy dressed appropriately (as in not like a complete fucking goober) is wearing a damn lanyard out of his pocket. 

4. It appears that one ag in the back right is wearing a driver's cap. Do you know who else wears a driver's cap? Bryson Dechambeau. He went to SMU and we actually overlapped there. He's a US Amateur and NCAA Individual champion, and has won 5 times on the PGA Tour at just 25. And does he pull off a driver's cap? No. It still looks fucking stupid. Undergrad aggy at a tailgate? Zero chance, if not negative of pulling it off. Use the trashcan to your left, find a beer to wash down a pull of some Jim Beam, and try and find a female that doesn't have four legs. 

5. Ginger kid needs a fucking haircut yesterday. 

6. Pretty sure those crocs aren't even on brand. 

7. They have ruined 3 perfectly good pairs of jeans. 

What about the confident kid with his arms crossed?

#19438
1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Olin Buchanan is just such a chode

I have a collection of Olin's "Hall of Fame." The guy has found his home at TexAgs.

Mentioning Leon O'Neal as being similarly compelling as an orator as Marc Anthony, Abraham Lincoln, and JFK is a perfect representation of the cringeworthy nature of the A&M education.

#19439

I actually don't mind Olin saying that. Every media member wants something to write about, and Leon never stops running his trap, so of course he wants Leon to go there and stir the pot, as opposed to some other player that will go there and give the corporate standard media speech.

#19440
3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

I actually don't mind Olin saying that. Every media member wants something to write about, and Leon never stops running his trap, so of course he wants Leon to go there and stir the pot, as opposed to some other player that will go there and give the corporate standard media speech.

What A&M does with their Homerics and hero worship is understandable, but coming from an institution of higher education, it is an embarrassment in its lack of intellectual honesty and academic integrity.

#19443
On 6/20/2019 at 10:54 AM, slorch said:

 Depends If you want your own jizz jar or if you want to share. 

I assumed there was only one jar and when he was done drinking he just refilled it for the next guy in line. 

#19444

I don't know why the guy in the aggy shirt was stopped on the turnaround on 71/Congress or why he was taking a selfie with the one-legged homeless guy in the wheelchair.

#19445

If O'Neal was a Longhorn, Looch and the rest of the aggy nation would be calling him classless and trash. Looch would be tweeting about it everyday like he does Sam. 

#19446
28 minutes ago, texaslong said:

If O'Neal was a Longhorn, Looch and the rest of the aggy nation would be calling him classless and trash. Looch would be tweeting about it everyday like he does Sam. 

Looch has praised any and everyone who does the Horns down in front of Tom Herman, Vince Young, etc., but when Kody Clemens shoots a Horns up to the aggy dugout after a home run, he says he wouldn't mind it if a group of aggys waited out in the parking lot to beat Kody to a pulp for being "classless". 

He's truly a disgusting human being. 

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#19449

Looch’s face will always be a tad askew do to the fact that he got seven shades of shit beaten out of him after throwing a cheep shot at my friend’s brother. He thinks the chin pubes help, but they don’t.

 

 

#19450
6 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

Looch’s face will always be a tad askew do to the fact that he got seven shades of shit beaten out of him after throwing a cheep shot at my friend’s brother. He thinks the chin pubes help, but they don’t.

 

 

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