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#21851
1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Some aggy mouth-breather named Jared Hocker has guaranteed victory at Clemson.

Came here to post this.  The delusion extends to all things ag, even their players.  It's especially hilarious coming off the performance Thursday.  The Bobcats were getting pressure fairly regularly against an Oline that looked out of sync. Clemson is likely going to knock Mond out of the game Saturday.

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#21856
5 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Kind of impressed Jimbo didn't suspend him for Lamar instead.

Odds are pretty damned good that he didn't have a choice. The next time Fisher does "the right thing" will be the first.

#21858
2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Today I learned an aggy thought Porter looked good against ou, and somehow we just let him transfer. Mind bottling, but it is aggy. 

Well to be fair, it was against the ou fucking sucks defense. Charles Bukowski would have gained those yards with a ham on rye in the other hand.

#21859
23 minutes ago, squanchy said:

Well to be fair, it was against the ou fucking sucks defense. Charles Bukowski would have gained those yards with a ham on rye in the other hand.

Not to quibble, but I'm pretty sure Bukowski would've insisted on a french dip.

#21860
39 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Today I learned an aggy thought Porter looked good against ou, and somehow we just let him transfer. Mind bottling, but it is aggy. 

The verb to boggle, a great term that is no longer very common in everyday conversation, means "to overwhelm or bewilder." Mind-boggling occurs when a mind is overwhelmed; mind-bottling occurs when friends aren't kind enough to correct other friends on their improper use of common English phrases.

#21861
49 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Kind of impressed Jimbo didn't suspend him for Lamar instead.

I think Jimbo, as a gen-u-wine Aggie, is as turned on by excuses as anyone else associated with that shit-ass program. Again, I expect A&M to turn turtle this weekend and do everything they can to stall the game out. Covering, on the road, against media-hyped Clemson, without their best defensive player? It would be one of the greatest triumphs in Aggie history.

#21862
13 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Liucci’s sock?

covered in aggy jizz, yup definitely Liucci's sock.

#21863
1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

The verb to boggle, a great term that is no longer very common in everyday conversation, means "to overwhelm or bewilder." Mind-boggling occurs when a mind is overwhelmed; mind-bottling occurs when friends aren't kind enough to correct other friends on their improper use of common English phrases.

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#21864
6 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

The verb to boggle, a great term that is no longer very common in everyday conversation, means "to overwhelm or bewilder." Mind-boggling occurs when a mind is overwhelmed; mind-bottling occurs when friends aren't kind enough to correct other friends on their improper use of common English phrases.

Thank you 

#21865

Seriously?!? Mind-bottling has been the preferred nomenclature around these parts for years. Same goes for irregardless, finominle, and nuking to Bolivia.

#21866
Just now, bolverk said:

Seriously?!? Mind-bottling has been the preferred nomenclature around these parts for years. Same goes for irregardless, finominle, and nuking to Bolivia.

Regarded

#21867
1 minute ago, bolverk said:

Seriously?!? Mind-bottling has been the preferred nomenclature around these parts for years. Same goes for irregardless, finominle, and nuking to Bolivia.

This post is meadoker.

#21869
2 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

Don't fret, there is still more to come.  Spread is 17 in favor of Clemson.  I am taking that all day.

Taking or giving?  Cuz it sounds like you are betting on aggy to cover.

30 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

The verb to boggle, a great term that is no longer very common in everyday conversation, means "to overwhelm or bewilder." Mind-boggling occurs when a mind is overwhelmed; mind-bottling occurs when friends aren't kind enough to correct other friends on their improper use of common English phrases.

*WHOOOSH!*

#21871
2 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

It's a common mistake, Cairn. No need to call anyone out and make him the escape goat. For all intensive purposes, who cares?

I understand.  No harm intended.

#21873
45 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

The verb to boggle, a great term that is no longer very common in everyday conversation, means "to overwhelm or bewilder." Mind-boggling occurs when a mind is overwhelmed; mind-bottling occurs when friends aren't kind enough to correct other friends on their improper use of common English phrases.

Look at the newb fucking up a decade long meme.

#21874
5 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I understand.  No harm intended.

It's one of the French benefits of posting around here.

#21882
14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You guys are really going for the juggler 

I like the cut of your jive

#21884

Fng aggy is so oblivious to their irrelevant status. Crowing about Mond’s performance against TX State is like Colin Johnson catching a pass at practice. WGAF?

Until they beat a team with a “pulse” all their hype is only reminiscent of being brainwashed at Fish Camp!

#21885
5 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

What is a "violation of team roles? "  Did he play the wrong position? 

#21887
1 minute ago, Horndog said:

What is a "violation of team roles? "  Did he play the wrong position? 

A&M only plays safeties at cornerback, so yes

#21899
What is a "violation of team roles? "  Did he play the wrong position? 
It was his turn in the sheep costume but he objected to it being a white sheep costume.

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