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#35151
48 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Once again, the SEC is a bunch of shitty teams being propped up by 2-3. Arkansas will be in the top 10 next week, and will likely get their doors blown off by Georgia.

As far as aggy's SEC schedule goes, Missouri and South Carolina are horrible. Auburn is mediocre, MSU is a dumpster fire, Alabama and Ole Miss will beat their doors off. So aggy is 3-1, I see them going 3-3 in their next 6, but if Calzada becomes a TO machine, they may lose another one they shouldn't. I like them for 8-4 as I think LSU beats them as well to end the season.

This. Johnson can play. Dumb ass Oeaux lucked out when Brennan broke his arm. 

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#35152

It was as if 100,000 morons were cheering a closeted milkman. 

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#35154
8 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

No playoffs for aggy. Season ruined.

They just ran out of playoff spots.

#35156

Wonder if Jimbo is sitting in his home office sipping bourbon and wondering why Scott Woodward hasn't returned his phone calls?

#35157
1 hour ago, Deej said:

This one time, at Fish Camp...

 

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Is this aggy BQ male or female? I can't tell. #NTTAWWT

#35159
50 minutes ago, Deej said:

Not Jimbo' fault. He has only had four years to recruit.

 

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Umm.. what? Is this real? Recruiting for 4 years and the depth chart holes arent on the coaches? 
 

member when Jimbo was filling up on bread for his first two cycles? But that’s not on Jimbo. You cant really be expected to field a complete roster for at least six years. That is why they extended Jimbo stupid sip.

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#35161

aggy just announced they are changing their fight song to "It's Raining Men".

 

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#35166
1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

What a weird looking man 

every person in that photo has something weird going on.

#35168
aggy just announced they are changing their fight song to "It's Raining Men".
 
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Pretty sure they're just gonna keep this one:

#35169
10 minutes ago, Deej said:

aggy just announced they are changing their fight song to "It's Raining Men".

 

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I was betting on “Springtime is for Hitler and Germany”.

#35170
9 minutes ago, po elvis said:

well the guy who put $4000 on aggy to win it all had a good sweat.

Well, he should’ve been ready for it after the Colorado,game.

#35175
9 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

Quality loss talk in coming in 3,2,1…

Transitive properties and all….

summary: they kicked our ass tonight. 

#35177
3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Thankfully, they have the vet school there to handle her prolapsed rectum.

#35180
7 minutes ago, Victor Lazlo said:

I guess the engraver can quit practicing his best -21 fonts and start working on the -22s.

Just wait till next year. Whoop!spacer.png

30-- NCAA Division I Football National Championship

#35184
3 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I listened to the aggy game on the aggy radio network driving home from Austin today.  Holy shit it was like listening to a west Texas 3A high school broadcast.

West Texas 3A plays a better brand of football. 

#35190
1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

The one on the left looks to be having an orgasm 

The one on the left looks like that  flute  just got yanked otta his ass.......

oh wait.....,,You just said that.

#35193

Jimbo is one of the best snake oil salesman I've ever seen. That motor mouth of his alway spitting "we gonna fix this, we gonna fix that" and those yokels sap it all up. God I hope he leaves them high and dry, and collects aggy checks for years. 

#35194

This buyout will be epic...  If Jimbo doesn't turn it around soon, aggy will be in full panic mode In finding the "right guy" before big brother shows up to crash the party...  

Funnier is that they will have to either gamble with unproven upstarts, or be ready to pay a shit ton for their next coach who tripped over a natty  at one time or another.  

You know there are a few "has beens" looking at aggy and thinking if aggy will pay that jackoff ten 10 mill a year to win 8-9 games with a 3 game handicap?!?!?!

Hummmmm....   Mac will probably nail them for 20 mill a year and an eternity clause allowing him to call plays from the cemetery forever. (Would say his newly-aggy built Great-Great-Great pyramid, but even Mac knows better than that.

#35196
On 9/20/2021 at 12:53 PM, Texasizsoback said:

Catalon got ejected for targeting in the 1Q last year, then Wydermyer roasted us. We can stop Spiller no problem, we cant give up big passing plays for TDs.  Have to make Calzada sustain long drives.  Aggy should be scared unless they make some improvement from the first 3 games.

They scared.  Got owned by 3 down linemen

#35197
2 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Quality loss talk in coming in 3,2,1…

"best 3-1 team in the country"

not sure I am remembering correctly, but i think Aggy coined that. - semi-infamous thread on Texags a few years back.

#35198

Always a good sign your program and coaching are heading in the right direction when the player's parents are posting on Twitter.

 

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