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#5402
On 8/23/2018 at 3:20 AM, kopp0e said:

 

Well, let’s just say that they have been humiliated enough by Texas to last them,  oh about 100 years!

#5403
45 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Well, let’s just say that they have been humiliated enough by Texas to last them,  oh about 100 years!

It will take a many showers to wash off losses aggy compiled at the hands of UT domination... #TheyAin'tReady..!

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#5404
3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Well, let’s just say that they have been humiliated enough by Texas to last them,  oh about 100 years!

I stopped reading Burnt Orange Nation a while ago, do they still look up to everything A&M ever does? They were insufferable with the "ZOMG the sky is falling Kevin Sumlin SEC Johnny Football Swagcopter Renovated Kyle FIeld SEC SEC!!!" fuckshit about five years ago.

#5405
On 8/23/2018 at 3:20 AM, kopp0e said:

 

those fuckers are total jackasses.

fbschedules.com show aggy has the following on the books:

2022: AppState & Miami

2023: New Mexico & Miami

That's it!!!  Those are the contracts they have as of today, and obviously as of March when they ducked CDC.

They're not "full up" for 10 years.  Snakethroats.  Slytherin, lying, bastards.

The bastards only play 8 conference games, which means they ducked us with TWO TOTALLY OPEN AVAILABLE SLOTS.

And if it's absolutely a crisis if they don't play a 1-AA cupcake, then how about skipping a G5, or god help them, tell New Mexico & AppState to fuck off and buy them out.

It's not like groid aren't using OUR MONEY from the AUF payment to go on a roid-meth-fueled spending spree on donkeykong stadiums and sitting-ringbearing-hobbits.

Go ahead fuckfaces, go ahead and use OUR MONEY to buy out your contracts with New Mexico & AppState.

Absolute hypocrisy.

Fuckfaces.

 

We need to set up a FEMA processing center for "reconditioning" and waterboard the fish camp out of them, one at a time, using nothing but the truth, and the whole truth.

 

I'm just ecstatic that CDC is not just playing the game, he's watching it, controlling it (ode to Murray Head there...).....

I was pissed he offered them.

Now, we don't have to hear one fucking thing about this bullshit for another 20 years.

#5407
8 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

I'm just ecstatic that CDC is not just playing the game, he's watching it, controlling it (ode to Murray Head there...)

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I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.

#5408
6 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

AUF funds can’t be used for building football stadiums or buying out football opponent contracts

At the end of the day, it's cash in, and cash out.   Take away the AUF payment, and there ain't no krogerbox, and there ain't no hobbit.

#5409
1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

I was pissed he offered them.

Now, we don't have to hear one fucking thing about this bullshit for another 20 years.

You must not know any aggies. They’ll be lying about it again by tomorrow. 

#5410

They better hope Jimbo is magic. Clemson is bringing 9 of last years starters on defense. Jimbo couldn’t handle them with his FSU team last year. So this should be fun for all of us.

#5411
27 minutes ago, Hamttx said:

They better hope Jimbo is magic. Clemson is bringing 9 of last years starters on defense. Jimbo couldn’t handle them with his FSU team last year. So this should be fun for all of us.

You underestimate the magic of gay pretend soldiers. 

#5414

And next up, we have Santino's grandmother telling Brett Zwerneman how ever since her grandson got hooked on heroin he has been unable to stop stealing from her and lying to cover it up.  "When he got out of jail after dropping out of A&M I was sure he had put the drugs behind him", she said.  "It's so sad what he has become.  I wish he would leave those coaches alone.  There's no reason to bring them down with him."

#5416
2 hours ago, Deej said:

You underestimate the magic of gay pretend soldiers and their milkmen

fify. lest not forget the yellboys!

#5417
AUF funds can’t be used for building football stadiums or buying out football opponent contracts
Even so, you gotta admit that was a beautiful rant..
#5418
17 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

AUF funds can’t be used for building football stadiums or buying out football opponent contracts

Not supposed to use hurricane relief funds either, but that won't stop them.

#5422
8 minutes ago, The Golden Hat said:

Man that dude is still doing this? Now I'm just starting to feel bad for him.

never feel bad for this sad little man. 

#5423
2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Uh, y'all know how this ended, right?

 

I am going to assume it's one hell of a toll by the SEC. plus, one more reminder that game happened. It was a soothing balm on the sting of the Maryland loss

#5424

OK, what’s with the rude dog bullshit? What did I miss, and why is it in the aggy sniffs balls thread?

#5425
OK, what’s with the rude dog bullshit? What did I miss, and why is it in the aggy sniffs balls thread?


It’s Figurelli
#5427

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Aggie 2019 QB commit is the real deal (insert sarcasm). They were bitching wanting his 4 star rating now fan base wants to skip a QB this cycle  

#5428
3 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

I am going to assume it's one hell of a toll by the SEC. plus, one more reminder that game happened. It was a soothing balm on the sting of the Maryland loss

The soothing balm will come in Landover next Saturday.

#5429
21 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

He had to have been bottle fed. No way he’s ever had a tit in his mouth.

#5430
6 minutes ago, DeweyCox said:

He had to have been bottle fed. No way he’s ever had a tit in his mouth.

Do sheep, goat or heifer titties count?  

#5431
13 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Do sheep, goat or heifer titties count?  

Good question. I’ve never read the aggy handbook. Maybe Thujone can someday translate it into ms paint.

#5433
23 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

I know he changed his name after his racist tweets came to light, but what is he doing now? He obviously hasn't learned anything from his mistakes.

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#5434
3 minutes ago, Sheep Have Wool said:

I know he changed his name after his racist tweets came to light, but what is he doing now? He obviously hasn't learned anything from his mistakes.

He's an aggy.  Learning from mistakes is kind of not their thing. 

#5436
17 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

He's an aggy.  Learning from mistakes is kind of not their thing. 

But didn't he literally get fired from PWC for this?

#5437
26 minutes ago, Sheep Have Wool said:

But didn't he literally get fired from PWC for this?

Apparently Dfigs wants to get fired from whatever the fuck he's doing now as well

#5438

I can see the posts now. After Clemson goes in dry and beats aggy by 24+, Texags and 24/7 will be flooded with “Imagine if Sumlin was the coach” or “That’s what the Aggies will look like in 3 years!” Or “Proud of this team! They fought hard!”

 

#5439
12 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

I can see the posts now. After Clemson goes in dry and beats aggy by 24+, Texags and 24/7 will be flooded with “Imagine if Sumlin was the coach” or “That’s what the Aggies will look like in 3 years!” Or “Proud of this team! They fought hard!”

 

They'll throw a TD in garbage time against Clemson's walkons and say they ran outta time

#5440

I am at a loss here, this poster compulates the record of all SEC schools over the last 10 years, includes A&M yet has too many games listed for the aggies... #BadMath

 

#5442
2 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:

I can see the posts now. After Clemson goes in dry and beats aggy by 24+, Texags and 24/7 will be flooded with “Imagine if Sumlin was the coach” or “That’s what the Aggies will look like in 3 years!” Or “Proud of this team! They fought hard!”

 

I’m not sold on Clemson. Their schedule is a fucking joke. aggy will beat them handily then get too much credit for the W

#5443
2 hours ago, kopp0e said:

I am at a loss here, this poster compulates the record of all SEC schools over the last 10 years, includes A&M yet has too many games listed for the aggies... #BadMath

 

So Bama has more national championships in the last decade than home losses? That is fucking nuts.

#5444
48 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

I’m not sold on Clemson. Their schedule is a fucking joke. aggy will beat them handily then get too much credit for the W

Lol. Aggy can’t beat the Surly IM team ‘handily’, much less Clemson. GTFO

#5445
5 hours ago, kopp0e said:

I am at a loss here, this poster compulates the record of all SEC schools over the last 10 years, includes A&M yet has too many games listed for the aggies... #BadMath

 

 

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

So Bama has more national championships in the last decade than home losses? That is fucking nuts.

 

Trying to decide whether to make a joke about aggy being one of those home losses or that the total number of aggy losses just feels like they've got more than they really do. 

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#5446
2 hours ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

 

 

Trying to decide whether to make a joke about aggy being one of those home losses or that the total number of aggy losses just feels like they've got more than they really do. 

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Works for me..!giphy.gif

 

#5448
11 hours ago, kopp0e said:

I am at a loss here, this poster compulates the record of all SEC schools over the last 10 years, includes A&M yet has too many games listed for the aggies... #BadMath

 

113-25 including halftime, stupid sips!

#5450
25 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

That calzone QB out of Georgia is out 4-6 weeks. Broken rib.



Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk
 

“This is a blessing guys. He’ll fly under the radar and we wont have to worry about Bama or Georgia poaching him. Which they couldnt anyway because we have Jimbo and the by gawd finest recruiting staff ever essembled Whoop!” /every aggy

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