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#48002
17 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I am beginning to wonder if Jimbo isn't trying to force aggy's hand. 

#48004

The coach tells them talking points. What players are doing well, what the team is focusing on, etc. It’s the stuff the color guys fill in. “Roshon is really a leader. Talked to the team last week”, etc. 

#48008

Seems like it makes it easier on the production crew by not having to decipher what Coach Boomhauer is saying. 

#48010
I wonder if Glover caught wind and was informed of what aggy represents and said fuck off? I doubt it, probably got phone calls about playing all that black music with black lyrics, not up to aggy code. They want the anti-semite black guy because he's more like them I guess?

Somebody probably sent them a copy of the lyrics to that song. Love Glover/Gambino, BTW.
#48013
27 minutes ago, Deej said:

Sandstorm. It will literally bring the house down. 

They even more pathetic part is they they ripped Sandstorm off from their cross division rival. South Carolina had been playing it for 5 years before aggy stadiums began to sway. 

#48018
2 hours ago, demos said:


You’re welcome.

Bottom line. It sucks.

Whew. So glad you clarified this. 

#48023
12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
13 hours ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:
Is Ole Miss really only -2?  With the home field 3 points, that means the books are seeing only -5.
Seems oddly low, but that's why I don't gamble.

Ole Miss was exposed for the frauds they are. Nothing more than the typical SEC inflated ranking and people associating the high ranking with being really good. Not to say that aggy is good.

kiffin klan are the new corndog in the east

aggy are in trouble tomorrow

#48026
Guess somebody still needs to give em a Phat Beat.

That was so terrible. What year was that, 98ish? I hope all those kids who did that failed their class.
#48029

All this aggy misery and not a peep from Randolph Duke?  Are we sure he’s alive or does just beat off to aggy tears non stop when it’s this bad so he doesn’t have the  time or energy to post?  

#48030
1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

All this aggy misery and not a peep from Randolph Duke?  Are we sure he’s alive or does just beat off to aggy tears non stop when it’s this bad so he doesn’t have the  time or energy to post?  

I think he’s quarantined after the past week’s events

internet quagmire GIF

#48031
1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

All this aggy misery and not a peep from Randolph Duke?  Are we sure he’s alive or does just beat off to aggy tears non stop when it’s this bad so he doesn’t have the  time or energy to post?  

He's, uh... not in a good place

 

#48032
9 hours ago, markstanco said:


That was so terrible. What year was that, 98ish? I hope all those kids who did that failed their class.

So terrible the whole board (that was alive at the time) remembers it 24 years later. Terribly brilliant. 

#48035
7 minutes ago, Doctor of Neighborhood said:

Hadn’t been tracking that aggy saved the SEC, but now I know.

A&M and Mizzou joining the SEC made the SEC Network a success.

#48040
1 hour ago, Doctor of Neighborhood said:

Hadn’t been tracking that aggy saved the SEC, but now I know.

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they've brought full aggy to the sec in addition regular-grade scandal and disrepute, but what's unique about this post is this new claim for a Natty in 1940

that's not even on the pyle wall..... today

the 1940 final AP poll on 2 December:

gopher 8-0

tree 9-0

meatchicken 7-1

creamsicle 10-0

fighting fluties 10-0

aggy 8-1

aggy finished SIXTH in the final 1940 AP poll, but i think i found the glitch....

AP #1 votes in the final poll:

minnesota 65

stanford 44

michigan 5

tennessee 10

boston college 7

aggy 1

one single solitary 1st-place vote in the 1940 AP final poll

good enough

put it on the wall

 

#48042
20 hours ago, 'stache said:

I wonder if Glover caught wind and was informed of what aggy represents and said fuck off? I doubt it, probably got phone calls about playing all that black music with black lyrics, not up to aggy code. They want the anti-semite black guy because he's more like them I guess?

There was a post on Texags that pretty much said this. Something to the tune of "why is he silenced when he's speaking the truth?" I went back to find it and the mods had deleted it and threatened the poster with a ban. But there are still quite a few gems in this thread: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3333770/1

#48043
23 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

The corps dorks are doing their annual worship of the Great Pumpkin ritual.... god they're weird... 

 

Beat me to it. Hahahaha.

#48044
2 hours ago, Doctor of Neighborhood said:

Hadn’t been tracking that aggy saved the SEC, but now I know.

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Yes they rejuvenated the conference who was on a 6 year national championship streak. Since their arrival the SEC has only won 6 of 10. Real rejuvenation effort there aggy

#48047
1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

The corps dorks are doing their annual worship of the Great Pumpkin ritual.... god they're weird... 

 

Just missing the white hoods. aggy are such an embarrassment to Texas. 

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#48049
3 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Gut feeling that A&M pulls one out of their ass tonight. God hates us too much to let A&M start 3-5.

Tell your gut to get fucked.

#48050

Just in case it has slipped anyone's mind, here is Nostradumbass' playoff prediction.  He might get Michigan in.  I doubt it.  The other three teams are 4-3, 4-3, and 3-4 (LULZ).

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