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#49152
50 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Billy Liucci is totally not thin skinned and totally does not care.

And a laugh riot. Has there ever been someone with such a range of wit? I know I'm moved to laughter anytime I read one of his odes to Jimbo and national championship level practices.

He's a national treasure.

#49153
I believe the kind of a football player that this redass old army guy likes is scrappy, high motor, gamer, sneaky athletic, gritty, winner, high football IQ, good fundamentals, plays the game the right way, lunch pail guy, heady and/or cerebral, deceptive speed, gym rat, intangibles, gets the most out of his abilities, has a lot of heart, grinder (both meanings for corps fake army). 

You said “high” twice!
#49154
13 minutes ago, General Specific said:


You said “high” twice!

We’ll, that certainly describes current aggy CFB players!

#49156
1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

And a laugh riot. Has there ever been someone with such a range of wit? I know I'm moved to laughter anytime I read one of his odes to Jimbo and national championship level practices.

He's a national treasure.

I like Billy.  It’s a sin to let suckers keep their money.  Billy has been making money hand over fist just delivering the ADs propaganda for 25 years now.  

#49157
1 hour ago, nnm said:

I believe the kind of a football player that this redass old army guy likes is scrappy, high motor, gamer, sneaky athletic, gritty, winner, high football IQ, good fundamentals, plays the game the right way, lunch pail guy, heady and/or cerebral, deceptive speed, gym rat, intangibles, gets the most out of his abilities, has a lot of heart, grinder (both meanings for corps fake army). 

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#49158
3 hours ago, nnm said:

I believe the kind of a football player that this redass old army guy likes is scrappy, high motor, gamer, sneaky athletic, gritty, winner, high football IQ, good fundamentals, plays the game the right way, lunch pail guy, heady and/or cerebral, deceptive speed, gym rat, intangibles, gets the most out of his abilities, has a lot of heart, grinder (both meanings for corps fake army). 

Needs "coach on the field" added to the list.

#49159
30 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Needs "coach on the field" added to the list.

Kinda guy old army redass aggy would be proud for his daughter to date. 

#49160
4 minutes ago, nnm said:

Kinda guy old army redass aggy would be proud for his daughter to date go to church with

Let's not get carried away with the sinning.

#49161
3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

And a laugh riot. Has there ever been someone with such a range of wit? I know I'm moved to laughter anytime I read one of his odes to Jimbo and national championship level practices.

He's a national treasure.

So you're saying he's an internet version of Dave South?

#49162

This guy has no sense of humor.

Self-loathing, yes. 

 

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#49164
42 minutes ago, Deej said:

This guy has no sense of humor.

Self-loathing, yes. 

 

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Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear

#49165
On 11/7/2022 at 10:04 AM, Modessit said:

Sounds like some players are checking out and not wanting to play so they're extending the "flu" excuse.

SIAP

Aggy contracted the SEC flu?

 

#49167
43 minutes ago, 927 E. 41st said:

Did I miss it, are they going to make "Popeye II"?

 

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We all recall that 1990s porn classic, Edward Penishands, but what was that other one with a Pinocchio character whose phallic nose grew when he lied? Peenocchio? Penisocchio? It was something awfully named.

Anywho, that's who Billy resembles here. "Lie to me, Billy, keep on lying!"

#49169

Right now the pulse is so much fun. To watch those speeches by Jimbo fall flat from the beginning of the game and halftime is so entertaining.

#49170
26 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Right now the pulse is so much fun. To watch those speeches by Jimbo fall flat from the beginning of the game and halftime is so entertaining.

Just watched and it was hysterical.  His post-game speech was literally just like his batshit stream of consciousness press conferences.  @TreatyOak, you may not  survive watching this:

 

 

#49172

Are they going to talk shit about Auburn hicks and rubes somewhere in Alabama about midnight tomorrow night?  I assume they are, and it will be the tits (for Auburn).

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#49173
35 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Just watched and it was hysterical.  His post-game speech was literally just like his batshit stream of consciousness press conferences.  @TreatyOak, you may not  survive watching this:

 

 

Wow. It is just like his press conferences. He’s a leader of men!

#49174
56 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Just watched and it was hysterical.  His post-game speech was literally just like his batshit stream of consciousness press conferences.  @TreatyOak, you may not  survive watching this:

 

 

Number 33 was not having it.

#49175

Man, I can’t decide if I want them to lose to Auburn this week eliminating themself from bowl eligibility and watching all their players opt out…or have them win the next two, then get run off the field by LSU. Which do you think would be more demoralizing for Texags?

#49177
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Halftime speech: 

 

This is so pathetic; TCU has a weekly show on ESPN+ and the energy could not be more different.

#49178
5 hours ago, Deej said:

This guy has no sense of humor.

Self-loathing, yes. 

 

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He looks  like a young W. C. Fields with Downs Syndrome.

#49180
1 hour ago, Xminus6 said:

Wow. It is just like his press conferences. He’s a leader of men!

Can’t wait to watch it. At the Chaps game right. Another inspirational performance by our undermanned, undersized team. 

#49182
Man, I can’t decide if I want them to lose to Auburn this week eliminating themself from bowl eligibility and watching all their players opt out…or have them win the next two, then get run off the field by LSU. Which do you think would be more demoralizing for Texags?
Lose this week, have players check out, lose to UMass. TexAgs will implode.
#49183
3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Halftime speech: 

 

“Do what we do” “score points” “play offense and defense”

$95 mil plz 

 

Edited by MH BEVO
Okay, TBF this team probably does need to be reminded to play offense.

#49184
He looks  like a young W. C. Fields with Downs Syndrome.

“If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull semen. “
#49186
42 minutes ago, Lou Loomis said:

Live 10,000 years, Jimbo

I can’t find the Vice video where they are all hoping Kim Jong-Un lives 10,000 years at the basketball game but it would fit the Aggies so well. 

#49189
4 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Man, I can’t decide if I want them to lose to Auburn this week eliminating themself from bowl eligibility and watching all their players opt out…or have them win the next two, then get run off the field by LSU. Which do you think would be more demoralizing for Texags?

Tigah going to run them out the field either way.  I hope they lose them all.  I want to see quit all over that field for UMASS.  

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#49190

"UMass was a trap game. Our boys were overly focused on what was important, LSU. You can't just show up and expect to beat a school like UMass. Expect us to take it out on LSU."

 

-Luicci

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#49193
10 hours ago, Da Fino said:

Holy shit they are checked out in those videos.

They're definitely losing to Auburn this week. Fingers crossed that UMass upsets them as well, but that's a long shot. 

#49194
3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

As funny as it would be, they aren't gonna lose to UMass.

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Somewhere someone took the time to post the chain where Umass beat a team that beat a team etc etc that beat Texas State that beat App State.

#49195
“Do what we do” “score points” “play offense and defense”
$95 mil plz 
 

To be fair, losing is what they do, 2+ points a game is scoring points, and technically they play offense and defense.

Jimbo is at least being honest there.
#49196
10 hours ago, MH BEVO said:

“Do what we do” “score points” “play offense and defense”

$95 mil plz 

 

Can’t strikeout on mobile. However, I think the phrase is,

$95 mil FUPM. No please or thank you necessary. 

#49198

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"I'm ready, let's do this thing!"

"Alright, let's see how the numbers work out.  For just a $21M down payment up front, we can then roll your remaining note of $7M/yr into your new note for the next 8 years"

"Sounds great!  Where do I sign?"

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"Hmmm...  Can you do $11.8M?"

"No."

"Well... ok.... can you at least throw in some maroon floor mats with this sweet new coach?

"No, but we'll put a new grill on it for you."

"Where do I sign?"

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#49199

SEC West championship rings? Seriously? It's not even an officially recognized 'championship' by the conference, just a top 2 seed in the SEC tourney. 

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