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#52503
10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

That'll have aggy pining for the good old days when they actually won something and there were no colored people or women around. 

#52504
23 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Said no one ever. 

My uncle still complains about that tournament game against UCLA from 15 years ago.

#52506
13 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Cannot forget the sea gomers drive halfway across the city 24/7 365 days a year to hold watch on a ship that is moored up. 

Say wat?

#52507

Speaking of the sea gomers, here's a guy I went to high school with and was in Boy Scouts with. Nice kid, but still aggy so.... He is currently on active duty orders with the Navy Reserve at Texas A&M Maritime Academy's Naval Science Department as a Liaison Officer for the Strategic Sealift Officer Force.

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#52510
He is currently on active duty orders with the Navy Reserve at Texas A&M Maritime Academy's Naval Science Department as a Liaison Officer for the Strategic Sealift Officer Force.

Wtff does this even mean?
#52511
28 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Speaking of the sea gomers, here's a guy I went to high school with and was in Boy Scouts with. Nice kid, but still aggy so.... He is currently on active duty orders with the Navy Reserve at Texas A&M Maritime Academy's Naval Science Department as a Liaison Officer for the Strategic Sealift Officer Force.

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Just like the actual ROTC guys at aggy, I have no problem with this guy because he’s actually committed to real military, even if he has some BS posting. It’s the rest of fake army and the stolen valor culture they’ve built around it that are so offensive.
 

Every school, including <gasp> ol’ tu has ROTC (shockingly to aggy, UT students bled and died in WWII, just like students from virtually every other university).  But aggy is the only school that isn’t actually affiliated with the military that has co-opted all the military trappings and presented itself as a military academy. And particularly egregious is co-opting people like Carswell as aggy, even though he wanted nothing to do with them and actually lettered in football and graduated TCU.

#52512
17 hours ago, TexasBeta said:

Over on SEC Rant - b/c a slow day. Posted by some aggy proud of this - Fake Army Uniform for Baseball Team - 20230213_BA_Portraits_Corps_Uniforms_CRB_0022.jpg?width=2000

 

x, x, x, x, 3

#52514
55 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Speaking of the sea gomers, here's a guy I went to high school with and was in Boy Scouts with. Nice kid, but still aggy so.... He is currently on active duty orders with the Navy Reserve at Texas A&M Maritime Academy's Naval Science Department as a Liaison Officer for the Strategic Sealift Officer Force.

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that fucking figurelli?

#52515
8 minutes ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

that fucking figurelli?

Don't compare that kid to figurelli. Unlike Danny boy this kid isn't racist or a piece of shit. 

#52516
On 2/21/2023 at 4:22 AM, Longboard Horn said:

The fake Navy at aggy Galveston getting ready for Mardi Gras 

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what is the cosplay rationale for having the dog in new orleans?

why?

#52517
1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

what is the cosplay rationale for having the dog in new orleans?

why?

She's the highest ranking member of the Corps of Cadets.  They'd be lost without her.

#52518
On 2/21/2023 at 4:30 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Speaking of aggy Galveston, here's a throwback from Mardi Gras 2014. The fake Navy showed up late for the parade and still marched after it was over. Oh aggy, never stop being you! 

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@aggypedia please enter this if it's not already in the wiki

#52520
1 minute ago, South Austin said:

She's the highest ranking member of the Corps of Cadets.  They'd be lost without her.

Somebody has to bark orders at them. They're the only group of people dumb enough to follow a dog's orders.

#52521
Just now, Tex Pete said:

Somebody has to bark orders at them. They're the only group of people dumb enough to follow a dog's orders.

Does David Berkowitz have an aggy degree?

#52523
40 minutes ago, South Austin said:

She's the highest ranking member of the Corps of Cadets.  They'd be lost without her.

The highest ranking member of the Corp is such a bitch....

#52524
39 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Somebody has to bark orders at them. They're the only group of people dumb enough to follow a dog's orders.

My dog barks orders at me and if I don’t obey I have a mess to clean up

#52525
20 hours ago, TexasBeta said:

Over on SEC Rant - b/c a slow day. Posted by some aggy proud of this - Fake Army Uniform for Baseball Team - 20230213_BA_Portraits_Corps_Uniforms_CRB_0022.jpg?width=2000

 

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#52526
23 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

My dog barks orders at me and if I don’t obey I have a mess to clean up

I am going to assume your dog barks basic orders such as "Feed me"" or "Let me go outside."

Theirs tells them things like "Hey! Why don't you boot goof down this piece of cement" or "Class dismissed!" or "Those other dead Reveilles need to see the score of the football games through the feet of dirt you shoveled on top of them" or "Now is the time to squeezez  "You should major in Chicken Fucking" or "Attack that cheerleader with a sword because he walked on the football field I just took a shit on!" or "Throw some horseshit into the tee yew band" or "Haphazardly build a huge unstable stack of logs while you're drunk" or "Try sucking some guys' dicks through a hole in a bathroom stall wall" or "Whip your dick out in your car and ask every girl who comes by 'Can you help me with this?' " or "John, It would be a great idea to admit any doofus who applies to this university so we can be bigger than tee yew."

#52527
2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Don't compare that kid to figurelli. Unlike Danny boy this kid isn't racist or a piece of shit. 

He LOOKS like Figurelli.  Tell him to consider plastic surgery.

#52528
22 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

It occurred to me that usc and ucla probably don’t jump for the big 10 if Texas and ou don’t do the sec move.

So why aren’t they giving us credit for killing the pac 10 too?

Texas : Athletic conferences as Ted Bundy : Chi O’s

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#52533
this is how you fulfill regulatory requirements
x, 1, 1, x
Don't lie, you'd be all over young brat

NTTAWWT
#52534
My heat transfer prof had an Olds 442.  It was a rustbucket, but was presumably nice when he bought it.
I'm pretty sure most people had no idea what the 4-4-2 meant.

I’m pretty sure when they came out people did.
#52537

Jeezus. Guy makes joke that isn't bad by bending a tired tradition, and he gets taken to the World Court for trying something new.

#52539
1 minute ago, JRThorn said:

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*A little bit , not but 

 

 

#52540
17 minutes ago, JRThorn said:

A little but of knowledge from an aggy in sec rant113F0AA9-8E13-4ED1-AECF-88F841624833.thumb.jpeg.94ab209bedcb1ca44cc9767fd9c6c107.jpeg

Boy the fish camp brainwashing really had the desired effect on that moron.

#52542

How does aggy reconcile their argument that when they were playing football as a military school (according to their claims) Army at West Point won 3 National Championships and 3 Heisman trophies? They still underperformed as a fake military football school…some things never change 🤷‍♂️

#52543
1 hour ago, QuesoEspecial said:

How does aggy reconcile their argument that when they were playing football as a military school (according to their claims) Army at West Point won 3 National Championships and 3 Heisman trophies? They still underperformed as a fake military football school…some things never change 🤷‍♂️

aggy reconcile?  Are you new here?

#52544

I seem to recall for National Titles for Texas since 1939, but I guess that makes us even. 

#52548

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Who hasn't won dick.

It's a shame working up a froth while shouting lies isn't a sanctioned NCAA sport. A&M would rule!

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#52549

So I was listening to Houston sports talk yesterday. aggy's home network in Houston is ESPN 97.5. They played their promo and it went like this : 

"We don't play for national recognition, we play for aggy nation!" 

Yeah, no shit aggy doesn't play for national championships. 

#52550
15 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

aggy hoping to avoid getting swept at home tomorrow by something called the Portland Pilots 

 

You don't play a three game home series against *checks notes* the Portland Pilots and expect to win.

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