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#55451
You ever watch/listen to the Finebaum Show, 2-6 local on the SEC Network? You will be “entertained” to what we are heading into in 2024!

Hook’em!!!

Very much this.
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#55452
I love how Texans fully commit to being texan; it consumes them, it’s their primary identity

 

#55453
12 minutes ago, speed817 said:
I love how Texans fully commit to being texan; it consumes them, it’s their primary identity

 

You're gonna need yellow roses there. 

#55454

Damn. Between "Sawyer" and that sorority video, I've been scrolling through the past two pages like this:

Steve Harvey Cringe GIF by ABC Network

 

Then I saw the ring mascot.

Canadian Lol GIF

 

#55455
1 hour ago, speed817 said:
I love how Texans fully commit to being texan; it consumes them, it’s their primary identity

 

Made the fat girl ride the hobby horse.

 

Also, what the fuck

#55457

Don't these sec hicks get tired of bad-mouthing the Horns?  I guess we should be flattered.....

Post your Texas arrogance stories here…

Posted on 8/13/23 at 7:34 am
 
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The University of Texas is known as one of the most arrogant schools in America and that is a rightfully earned reputation. 
 
Back in 2019 when we were there for LSUs game against them we were enjoying a nice tailgate in a crowded area. We sort of meshed in with some Texas students/fans and were having a great time. After a while I asked them if they were coming to the game in Baton Rouge next year. They looked completely perplexed and I asked them why and they said they had no idea they’d have to come to Baton Rouge the following year. You could tell they were thinking this was similar to Rice coming to Texas, that it was an honor for us to be here or something. Never occurred to them LSU is it’s own proud institution that wouldn’t come to Texas without the expectation of a return trip.

We (the LSU fans) had a really good laugh about that after the game.

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/post-your-texas-arrogance-stories-here/109311278/

#55459
22 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Don't these sec hicks get tired of bad-mouthing the Horns?  I guess we should be flattered.....

Post your Texas arrogance stories here…

Posted on 8/13/23 at 7:34 am
 
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The University of Texas is known as one of the most arrogant schools in America and that is a rightfully earned reputation. 
 
Back in 2019 when we were there for LSUs game against them we were enjoying a nice tailgate in a crowded area. We sort of meshed in with some Texas students/fans and were having a great time. After a while I asked them if they were coming to the game in Baton Rouge next year. They looked completely perplexed and I asked them why and they said they had no idea they’d have to come to Baton Rouge the following year. You could tell they were thinking this was similar to Rice coming to Texas, that it was an honor for us to be here or something. Never occurred to them LSU is it’s own proud institution that wouldn’t come to Texas without the expectation of a return trip.

We (the LSU fans) had a really good laugh about that after the game.

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/post-your-texas-arrogance-stories-here/109311278/

Oblivious college students are oblivious, details at 11

#55463
1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Don't these sec hicks get tired of bad-mouthing the Horns?  I guess we should be flattered.....

Post your Texas arrogance stories here…

Posted on 8/13/23 at 7:34 am
 
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The University of Texas is known as one of the most arrogant schools in America and that is a rightfully earned reputation. 
 
Back in 2019 when we were there for LSUs game against them we were enjoying a nice tailgate in a crowded area. We sort of meshed in with some Texas students/fans and were having a great time. After a while I asked them if they were coming to the game in Baton Rouge next year. They looked completely perplexed and I asked them why and they said they had no idea they’d have to come to Baton Rouge the following year. You could tell they were thinking this was similar to Rice coming to Texas, that it was an honor for us to be here or something. Never occurred to them LSU is it’s own proud institution that wouldn’t come to Texas without the expectation of a return trip.

We (the LSU fans) had a really good laugh about that after the game.

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/post-your-texas-arrogance-stories-here/109311278/

This shit seems about as true as the locker room AC story 

#55466
1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Don't these sec hicks get tired of bad-mouthing the Horns?  I guess we should be flattered.....

Post your Texas arrogance stories here…

Posted on 8/13/23 at 7:34 am
 
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The University of Texas is known as one of the most arrogant schools in America and that is a rightfully earned reputation. 
 
Back in 2019 when we were there for LSUs game against them we were enjoying a nice tailgate in a crowded area. We sort of meshed in with some Texas students/fans and were having a great time. After a while I asked them if they were coming to the game in Baton Rouge next year. They looked completely perplexed and I asked them why and they said they had no idea they’d have to come to Baton Rouge the following year. You could tell they were thinking this was similar to Rice coming to Texas, that it was an honor for us to be here or something. Never occurred to them LSU is it’s own proud institution that wouldn’t come to Texas without the expectation of a return trip.

We (the LSU fans) had a really good laugh about that after the game.

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/post-your-texas-arrogance-stories-here/109311278/

I'll take the bait. We come across as arrogant because the truth just sounds like that. A very large portion of our students don't really care or know about the tradition of Texas football. They take their admission because they're Top 6%-7% and know that UT is the most competitive and best academic public school in the state. And the fact that they come to UT renews the academic prestige each year. So it is what it is; I accept the tradeoff. If they were talking to a student then sure they might not have any idea what "home and home" means in NCAA football speak. 

We have plenty of real Texas football fans too, he could've shown up to the Surly tailgate and seen a completely different type of fan and left with a completely different opinion on Texas fans. (softball toss to what that might be)

#55468

Preseason poles don’t mean anything but….

fsu is more highly regarded than aggie in all of them. 
there is entertainment in that for me 

#55469
10 minutes ago, pubes said:

Preseason poles don’t mean anything but….

 

You might think that now but you'll see what happens once they get started.

Spoiler

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#55470
52 minutes ago, BurdineBandit said:



We have plenty of real Texas football fans too, he could've shown up to the Surly tailgate and seen a completely different type of fan and left with a completely different opinion on Texas fans. (softball toss to what that might be)


I highly doubt he'd come to a Surly tailgate and come away with the idea that Texas fans aren't arrogant.

#55471
Breaking: Texas A&M tight end Donovan Green is expected to miss this season after suffering a torn ACL in his knee during the team's scrimmage Saturday, a source tells @GigEm247. https://t.co/nYOfaSPpMg

 

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#55472
7 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


I highly doubt he'd come to a Surly tailgate and come away with the idea that Texas fans aren't arrogant.

We’re Texas. We have our own identity and do not need the validation of others.

We did not try to fit in with aggy, pig, or the tiny private schools of the SWC.

We didn’t try to fit in with dirt burglars, corn, or the farm schools of the Big8.

We won’t try to fit in with the Deep South mother fuckers either.

If that makes us arrogant then so be it, but I’d rather be arrogant than try to fit in by doing stupid shit like this…

https://athlonsports.com/girls/texas-ams-welcome-sec-video-disaster

#55473
On 8/12/2023 at 4:26 PM, closetojumping said:

Every time I click over to SEC Rant, I wind up feeling completely embarrassed for those clowns and their fake cusswords and slurs. “fig” equals “fag”. Is allowing a poster to use a different letter to make the same slur about someone supposed to make it better? It’s pathetic. 

However, even more pathetic, is the notion that that gaggle of imbeciles and four-flushers find a kinship with sooner fans as “their kind of people”. If I was a sooner, I’d have to feel like I’m stepping down in class while holding my nose and joining these rubes. At the same time, I find it encouraging that they don’t see any alignment with our fanbase and already hate us. I don’t think most of those fans are prepared for the fact that a) we honestly do not give a fuck what they think or feel and b) there is nothing, I mean nothing, that they’re going to be able to do to change our collective outlook. 

They better hope to hell that we really are mediocre, because when we are good, we are truly, gleefully insufferable. I’ll wear the “arrogant” and “entitled” adjectives as badges of honor and go out of my way to infuriate the assholes who whine about it. 

Pointing your browser to SEC Rant had been proven to cost you 25 IQ points.

#55474
2 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

This shit seems about as true as the locker room AC story 

Yeah it's bs, prolly written by aggy. Again.

#55475
2 hours ago, bolverk said:

 

You might think that now but you'll see what happens once they get started.

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I actually meant it as a wiener or Polish joke but you fucking got me there 

#55476
5 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Don't these sec hicks get tired of bad-mouthing the Horns?  I guess we should be flattered.....

Post your Texas arrogance stories here…

Posted on 8/13/23 at 7:34 am
 
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The University of Texas is known as one of the most arrogant schools in America and that is a rightfully earned reputation. 
 
Back in 2019 when we were there for LSUs game against them we were enjoying a nice tailgate in a crowded area. We sort of meshed in with some Texas students/fans and were having a great time. After a while I asked them if they were coming to the game in Baton Rouge next year. They looked completely perplexed and I asked them why and they said they had no idea they’d have to come to Baton Rouge the following year. You could tell they were thinking this was similar to Rice coming to Texas, that it was an honor for us to be here or something. Never occurred to them LSU is it’s own proud institution that wouldn’t come to Texas without the expectation of a return trip.

We (the LSU fans) had a really good laugh about that after the game.

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/post-your-texas-arrogance-stories-here/109311278/

The best part is that the follow up game got cancelled.

Also many times when Rice would play Texas, they'd reciprocate and have the game at Reliant, which we like because it gives us a nice game in Houston.

LSU fans remain powerfully stupid

#55477
6 hours ago, wood said:

Yeah it's bs, prolly written by aggy. Again.

It definitely reads like aggy fan fiction

#55478
7 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

We’re Texas. We have our own identity and do not need the validation of others.

We did not try to fit in with aggy, pig, or the tiny private schools of the SWC.

We didn’t try to fit in with dirt burglars, corn, or the farm schools of the Big8.

We won’t try to fit in with the Deep South mother fuckers either.

If that makes us arrogant then so be it, but I’d rather be arrogant than try to fit in by doing stupid shit like this…

https://athlonsports.com/girls/texas-ams-welcome-sec-video-disaster

The vid link is dead.  Try this one:

https://streamable.com/zdou1v

#55479
11 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

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Beautiful work. 

23 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

420 ?

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#55486
10 hours ago, Wayne said:
Breaking: Texas A&M tight end Donovan Green is expected to miss this season after suffering a torn ACL in his knee during the team's scrimmage Saturday, a source tells @GigEm247. https://t.co/nYOfaSPpMg

 

Just saw this... man that's a huge loss for Petrino trying to implement his offense utilizing multiple tight ends. Green was there only real dual threat.

#55487
15 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Don't these sec hicks get tired of bad-mouthing the Horns?  I guess we should be flattered.....

Post your Texas arrogance stories here…

Posted on 8/13/23 at 7:34 am
 
uArw.png22dArw.png14
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The University of Texas is known as one of the most arrogant schools in America and that is a rightfully earned reputation. 
 
Back in 2019 when we were there for LSUs game against them we were enjoying a nice tailgate in a crowded area. We sort of meshed in with some Texas students/fans and were having a great time. After a while I asked them if they were coming to the game in Baton Rouge next year. They looked completely perplexed and I asked them why and they said they had no idea they’d have to come to Baton Rouge the following year. You could tell they were thinking this was similar to Rice coming to Texas, that it was an honor for us to be here or something. Never occurred to them LSU is it’s own proud institution that wouldn’t come to Texas without the expectation of a return trip.

We (the LSU fans) had a really good laugh about that after the game.

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/post-your-texas-arrogance-stories-here/109311278/

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#55488
18 hours ago, speed817 said:
I love how Texans fully commit to being texan; it consumes them, it’s their primary identity

 

You guys are slow today where is the 7,99,4,55,38,....,1,...,X

#55489
4 hours ago, The Dude said:

It definitely reads like aggy fan fiction

Yep. Like the part where he feels the need to reiterate who they are: "We (the LSU fans) ...". It definitely has that aggy stank.

#55490
15 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Don't these sec hicks get tired of bad-mouthing the Horns?  I guess we should be flattered.....

And after all these years, there's a victory in that.

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#55492
3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Someone should make a gif of this with the John Travolta looking around

 

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Where’s the Travolta gif?

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#55493
40 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

 

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Ok where's the one with Travolta looking around, Uma and Rodney dancing, Idi Amin laughing on a boat, and Stone Cold Steve Austin saying What? 

#55494
 
You might think that now but you'll see what happens once they get started.
Spoiler

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Team will dress as winged Hussars this year? I'm totally here for it
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#55495
52 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Ok where's the one with Travolta looking around, Uma and Rodney dancing, Idi Amin laughing on a boat, and Stone Cold Steve Austin saying What? 

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#55497

Okay, I'ma go back a ways, and quote a totally apropos statement from Dizzy Dean - a native of either Texas or Arkysaw, depending on who you ask. 

"It ain't braggin' if ya ackshually done it."

 

#55498
37 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Okay, I'ma go back a ways, and quote a totally apropos statement from Dizzy Dean - a native of either Texas or Arkysaw, depending on who you ask. 

"It ain't braggin' if ya ackshually done it."

csb:  my Mom grew up next door to Dizzy Dean.  He owned a duplex, lived in one half, and rented the other half out to my grandparents.

 

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#55499
1 hour ago, derpyhorndog said:

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Damm.  

I missed this 1st time around.  Excellent.  

#55500
6 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

Damm.  

I missed this 1st time around.  Excellent.  

You didn't miss, these gifs were (poorly) made today during my half-day lunchbreak.

There was definitely a confused Travolta hall of champions gif made years ago. Tried to find it on surly search, but turns out the link went bad:

 

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