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#55702

I for one am hoping we have a major sideline meltdown over play calling  between dumbo baggins and bobby on live TV. However, I am sure not that many people will be watching the game. 

#55708
3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

aggy locker room always be like 

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I used to see Aggy football players on friday nights before games smoking weed at frat parties in Austin all the fucking time when I was in college. Aggy football players fucking love weed.

#55709
15 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I used to see Aggy football players on friday nights before games smoking weed at frat parties in Austin all the fucking time when I was in college. Aggy football players fucking love weed.

I've maybe spent an hour of my life, total, in College Station, and I can understand why they might need some coping mechanisms...

#55711
25 minutes ago, morehornsepower said:

I've maybe spent an hour of my life, total, in College Station, and I can understand why they might need some coping mechanisms...

talking to them it was always less cope, and more like austin is where they wanted to be in the first place but couldn't get in

#55712
9 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

talking to them it was always less cope, and more like austin is where they wanted to be in the first place but couldn't get in

Granted, 4-6:30pm is a shit time, but otherwise there isn't anything difficult about getting into austin

#55713
38 minutes ago, redswingline said:

Granted, 4-6:30pm is a shit time, but otherwise there isn't anything difficult about getting into austin

You're talking about a school that couldn't stack logs

#55718

Breaking Texas A&M leaves Bud Light for Coors!

Posted on 8/25/23 at 2:10 pm
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Seven years ago, Texas A&M announced a partnership with Anheuser-Busch to be the beer sponsor for premium areas at Kyle Field and Olsen Field at Blue Bell Park. Three years later, beer and wine sales were extended to non-premium space in Kyle Field for the first time.

But today, the athletic department announced a new partnership, this time with Molson Coors. The most visible part of this change will be the beverage availability at A&M athletic events. According to the press release, “Coors Light and Twisted Tea will both be visible parts of the gameday experience at all Texas A&M Athletics facilities, including Kyle Field, Reed Arena and Olsen Field at Blue Bell Park.”



All those of you who were planning to drink Bud Lights at Kyle will be disappointed.

Is this the same school who made fun of Texas for selling beer at our games....only to follow suit as soon as possible?

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#55719
5 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Breaking Texas A&M leaves Bud Light for Coors!

Posted on 8/25/23 at 2:10 pm
up vote30down vote7
bkm1.png
quote:
Seven years ago, Texas A&M announced a partnership with Anheuser-Busch to be the beer sponsor for premium areas at Kyle Field and Olsen Field at Blue Bell Park. Three years later, beer and wine sales were extended to non-premium space in Kyle Field for the first time.

But today, the athletic department announced a new partnership, this time with Molson Coors. The most visible part of this change will be the beverage availability at A&M athletic events. According to the press release, “Coors Light and Twisted Tea will both be visible parts of the gameday experience at all Texas A&M Athletics facilities, including Kyle Field, Reed Arena and Olsen Field at Blue Bell Park.”



All those of you who were planning to drink Bud Lights at Kyle will be disappointed.

Is this the same school who made fun of Texas for selling beer at our games....only to follow suit as soon as possible?

secrant

cancel culture strikes at aggyland it seems

#55722
Very progressive of aggy to have a gay for a head coarch. 
 
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Jimbo is still the cuck even in that marriage.
#55723
I've maybe spent an hour of my life, total, in College Station, and I can understand why they might need some coping mechanisms...
I get icky vibes just driving through the place, but thankfully living on the west side of DFW it's pretty easy to avoid for every place I want to go.
#55724

Breaking Texas A&M leaves Bud Light for Coors!

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quote:

Seven years ago, Texas A&M announced a partnership with Anheuser-Busch to be the beer sponsor for premium areas at Kyle Field and Olsen Field at Blue Bell Park. Three years later, beer and wine sales were extended to non-premium space in Kyle Field for the first time.


But today, the athletic department announced a new partnership, this time with Molson Coors. The most visible part of this change will be the beverage availability at A&M athletic events. According to the press release, “Coors Light and Twisted Tea will both be visible parts of the gameday experience at all Texas A&M Athletics facilities, including Kyle Field, Reed Arena and Olsen Field at Blue Bell Park.”



All those of you who were planning to drink Bud Lights at Kyle will be disappointed.
Is this the same school who made fun of Texas for selling beer at our games....only to follow suit as soon as possible?
secrant

Bud light is shit beer, (as is Coors) but this isn't a good look for any University...but spot on brand for aggy.
#55726
15 hours ago, Leanderman said:

I for one am hoping we have a major sideline meltdown over play calling  between dumbo baggins and bobby on live TV. However, I am sure not that many people will be watching the game. 

Flashback to the old Houston Oiler days with Kevin McBride and Buddy Ryan, yeah bring it on.

#55727
6 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I used to see Aggy football players on friday nights before games smoking weed at frat parties in Austin all the fucking time when I was in college. Aggy football players fucking love weed.

If I were a damned aggy I'd need something a helluva lot stronger than MJ to blot out the shame.

#55729
2 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

cancel culture strikes at aggyland it seems

No, they just thought "Silver Bullet" was an anal sex toy for men. 

#55732

"Aggy tired of their foosball players getting locked up for blazing pounds in the locker room."

Meanwhile in gomersvillle

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#55734
These aren’t real people. I refuse to believe these are real people.

 

#55735

She already looks like a 34 year old woman named Karen.  He looks like he was voted 'Most Likely to be Killed by his Own Troops', despite not being active military.

Their joint photo on the desk looks like a campaign flyer for someone running on the platform "No Booze, No Jews, No News...just Corps Family Values!"  

 A&M is the perfect warning to those who wish for "the good ol' days of Texas."  You want back all the institutions of yesteryear, well...this is the kinda shit that comes with it.  Plus these people look like breeders.  5 kids, at least 3 of whom will attend A&M.  We'd invoke Prima Nocta to breed them out, but who'd wanna fuck some of these 'women'? 

#55736
3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

She already looks like a 34 year old woman named Karen.  He looks like he was voted 'Most Likely to be Killed by his Own Troops', despite not being active military.

Their joint photo on the desk looks like a campaign flyer for someone running on the platform "No Booze, No Jews, No News...just Corps Family Values!"  

 A&M is the perfect warning to those who wish for "the good ol' days of Texas."  You want back all the institutions of yesteryear, well...this is the kinda shit that comes with it.  Plus these people look like breeders.  5 kids, at least 3 of whom will attend A&M.  We'd invoke Prima Nocta to breed them out, but who'd wanna fuck some of these 'women'? 

Wise choice of the word "attend" vs "graduate from". 

#55737
She already looks like a 34 year old woman named Karen.  He looks like he was voted 'Most Likely to be Killed by his Own Troops', despite not being active military.
Their joint photo on the desk looks like a campaign flyer for someone running on the platform "No Booze, No Jews, No News...just Corps Family Values!"  
 A&M is the perfect warning to those who wish for "the good ol' days of Texas."  You want back all the institutions of yesteryear, well...this is the kinda shit that comes with it.  Plus these people look like breeders.  5 kids, at least 3 of whom will attend A&M.  We'd invoke Prima Nocta to breed them out, but who'd wanna fuck some of these 'women'? 
Wrong, very wrong..

You really think Gomer and Gomerette would let 2 of their 5 attend anywhere other than aggyland? By the time their kids are 18 aggy will be a full on commuter diploma mill, none of them will have any trouble getting accepted.
#55738
12 minutes ago, ousux said:

Wrong, very wrong..

You really think Gomer and Gomerette would let 2 of their 5 attend anywhere other than aggyland? By the time their kids are 18 aggy will be a full on commuter diploma mill, none of them will have any trouble getting accepted.

By then, they'll hand you a diploma as soon as your first tuition check clears. 

#55740
On 8/26/2023 at 12:57 PM, Post Oak said:
These aren’t real people. I refuse to believe these are real people.

 

I actually met a woman like that a few years back.  She was about 23 and it came out that she was married about 6 months before.  Obligatory, "How did you meet your husband?"  She said she and her husband went to aggy and he was in the corps.  She said she was determined to get herself a corps member and "I did."

#55743

And to think, that schlub done his own self in and this is as good as it will ever be for him.  
 

Alcohol, hard drugs and .38 specials were made for waking up to faces like this. 

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#55744
Thoughts on this license plate?

 

#55746
6 hours ago, deadshank said:

And to think, that schlub done his own self in and this is as good as it will ever be for him.  
 

Alcohol, hard drugs and .38 specials were made for waking up to faces like this. 

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Well, if you knew your significant other had fantasies about fake soldiers...

46 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Billy Liucci Junior is at it again…

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#55748
On 8/26/2023 at 4:21 PM, YGIFS said:

She already looks like a 34 year old woman named Karen.  He looks like he was voted 'Most Likely to be Killed by his Own Troops', despite not being active military.

Their joint photo on the desk looks like a campaign flyer for someone running on the platform "No Booze, No Jews, No News...just Corps Family Values!"  

 A&M is the perfect warning to those who wish for "the good ol' days of Texas."  You want back all the institutions of yesteryear, well...this is the kinda shit that comes with it.  Plus these people look like breeders.  5 kids, at least 3 of whom will attend A&M.  We'd invoke Prima Nocta to breed them out, but who'd wanna fuck some of these 'women'? 

Vic?

#55749
1 hour ago, wood said:
Thoughts on this license plate?

 

My thoughts are this should be in the OU sucks thread. 

#55750
17 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

My thoughts are this should be in the OU sucks thread. 

Eh ... good point lol.

I just got so used to posting Umlang stuff here, it became habit. Dang.

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