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#56703
2 hours ago, ousux said:
2 hours ago, Hozz said:
Holy shit that Auburn Football tweet.  Hilarious.

It's a shame Auburn sucks many types of ass in the game of American football. Cam Newton and his dad aren't walking through that door any time soon.

Just invoke the spirit of 22 App State and all things are possible.

#56705
2 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Very similar as last year. Auburn's offense sucks but their defense is pretty good. They won last year 13-10. 

It's been against week competition but Auburn's D is better than people realize. 

You're better than this Ricky

#56706
1 hour ago, msucolt45 said:

Brown shoes and socks would be the Chef’s Kiss, to mimic the Senior year Corps boots!

Hook’em!!!

Boot sliding over the mid-field logo at Miami.

#56709

For aggy, a 39 is when you go down on your fellow corps member as he gargles your balls..

#56710

Only an A&M fan would come up with this hilarious take on the Brocks, Tom Herman and Alabama OL sucking in 2023

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#56711
1 hour ago, msucolt45 said:

Brown shoes and socks would be the Chef’s Kiss, to mimic the Senior year Corps boots!

Hook’em!!!

Lol, great idea. Hang on. 

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#56713
1 hour ago, msucolt45 said:

Brown shoes and socks would be the Chef’s Kiss, to mimic the Senior year Corps boots!

Hook’em!!!

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It takes a village to turn an internet meme into true art. 

#56714
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It takes a village to turn an internet meme into true art. 

NICE!!!! I knew somebody below my age range could come up with that, as I’m IT illiterate and and am just good checking emails!

Hook’em!!!
#56715
37 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:


NICE!!!! I knew somebody below my age range could come up with that, as I’m IT illiterate and and am just good checking emails!

Hook’em!!!

Ehhh, I'm 63. 

#56717

I’m just glad to still be employed at my age. If it weren’t for my BIL being a “higher up” I might be in the soup line!

Hook’em!!!

#56721
2 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I always thought glory holes were more of a sexually woke thing.

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Fucking morons.

Their acceptance rate is so high because they WANT a 70k+ student university so they can print as many diplomas as possible and mint as many new aggy grads as they can.

And there is no way you can grow a university that much and maintain educational quality.

#56722
2 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I always thought glory holes were more of a sexually woke thing.

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Putting aside the flawed logic in the data conclusions here.  And removing the racist element.  And then finally, scratching away what even some shithead Longhorn graduates constantly attribute to "wokeness", whatever the fuck that even means.  Who among us from freshman year until now has ever looked around ANY college campus-A&M, Texas, or otherwise, and had the primary thought, "Yeah, this place totally needs more white dudes."???

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The Brock’s can F themselves choosing Bama originally. I’m also a son of a team that won a National Championship at Texas. Being a “local” player and looking elsewhere, while in HS, then good luck to you kid! Don’t come back crying for playing time, at the Mother Ship!

Hook’em!!!
#56724
59 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

I was an “outside salesman” for 30 years and now I’m just glad that I have a job.

Hook’em!!!

The outside is free, man

#56725

I hope you’re right as my BIL is going to retire within 2-3years, and I’ve got a longer journey prior to retiring!

Hook’em!!!

#56727
2 minutes ago, redswingline said:

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"Hey sip!  It ain't gay when you're away!"

Well, technically.....they're still on the port deck

"Whatever man, if you on the Dock...then it's time for some C**K"  

#56728

parker decided to walk up to the aggy cult hornet's nest and give it a swift kick:

Cutting out the Fightin' Texas Aggie Band is not an option. https://t.co/lSfHIhKw7q
Do it before the game. Open up the stadium and concessions, let everyone who wants to go attend and celebrate it. Get it the hell out of halftime. https://t.co/QgaihSsP7H

 

#56729
12 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Putting aside the flawed logic in the data conclusions here.  And removing the racist element.  And then finally, scratching away what even some shithead Longhorn graduates constantly attribute to "wokeness", whatever the fuck that even means.  [snip]

I mean, if you put all that stuff aside, there's nothing left in this post.  Or most of their posts for that matter.

#56732
13 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Fucking morons.

Their acceptance rate is so high because they WANT a 70k+ student university so they can print as many diplomas as possible and mint as many new aggy grads as they can.

And there is no way you can grow a university that much and maintain educational quality.

Pretty sure it is our concerted effort to oppress the white man. There is no other explanation as to why a 40 acre campus in the middle of an urban area cannot fit as many students as they can.

#56733
14 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Fucking morons.

Their acceptance rate is so high because they WANT a 70k+ student university so they can print as many diplomas as possible and mint as many new aggy grads as they can to help raise funds to fire Jimbo.

 

fixed it

#56734
4 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

fixed it

They have the money - they just won't eat crow and accept that they made not one, but TWO monumental contract mistakes with the same guy.  Sunk cost fallacy in real time 

#56736
15 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Got me by 10, still needs my kids IT help when the shit hits the fan!

Hook’em!!!

 

15 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

I’m just glad to still be employed at my age. If it weren’t for my BIL being a “higher up” I might be in the soup line!

Hook’em!!!

 

15 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

I was an “outside salesman” for 30 years and now I’m just glad that I have a job.

Hook’em!!!

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#56738
17 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

should say "how never to get laid by a female human."

I had thought of several different headers including "how to never get laid by a woman".

Figured that not being able to get laid by anyone, neither man nor woman,  is worse because that leaves farm animals

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#56739
4 minutes ago, redswingline said:

Figured that not being able to get laid by anyone, neither man nor woman,  is worse.

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#56740
15 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

should say "how never to get laid by a female human."

 

7 minutes ago, redswingline said:

I had thought of several different headers including "how to never get laid by a woman".

Figured that not being able to get laid by anyone, neither man nor woman,  is worse.

 

2 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

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#56742
15 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Putting aside the flawed logic in the data conclusions here.  And removing the racist element.  And then finally, scratching away what even some shithead Longhorn graduates constantly attribute to "wokeness", whatever the fuck that even means.  Who among us from freshman year until now has ever looked around ANY college campus-A&M, Texas, or otherwise, and had the primary thought, "Yeah, this place totally needs more white dudes."???

Actually, the number of men has dropped to somewhere south of 40% at Texas. This is more a result of girls performing better in high school than boys, not some leftist conspiracy. 

#56743

Totally agree.  Was speaking with some admissions counselors the other day and it's beyond anything anyone can control.  From standardized testing to TEA to Robin Hood.  High achieving boys are gonna have no problems regardless.  But it's that peripheral kinda 50-75th quartile that's gonna present the statewide, societal challenge.  Do they borrow money and move away to possibly leg out a 5-6 year stint at regional, mediocre directional State U. in engineering or phys. ed. or business admin.  Or just get to work in a trade and pickup online/CC courses along the way.  Nothing wrong with that, but it creates a societal mismatch down the road.  They're probably netting more from 25-40 than their college-degreed counterparts but they're meeting less women.  Which always leads to fun stuff in Texas.  

#56744
22 minutes ago, NoRagrets said:

Actually, the number of men has dropped to somewhere south of 40% at Texas. This is more a result of girls performing better in high school than boys, not some leftist conspiracy. 

it's been over 50% female for a very long time and follows a nationwide trend. It's not a conspiracy, but it is true that for 30 years there's been a concerted effort in k-12 to promote higher education to girls (and by society in general). There's a reason females represent such a significant majority. It's not because they are smarter, right?

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#56745
Totally agree.  Was speaking with some admissions counselors the other day and it's beyond anything anyone can control.  From standardized testing to TEA to Robin Hood.  High achieving boys are gonna have no problems regardless.  But it's that peripheral kinda 50-75th quartile that's gonna present the statewide, societal challenge.  Do they borrow money and move away to possibly leg out a 5-6 year stint at regional, mediocre directional State U. in engineering or phys. ed. or business admin.  Or just get to work in a trade and pickup online/CC courses along the way.  Nothing wrong with that, but it creates a societal mismatch down the road.  They're probably netting more from 25-40 than their college-degreed counterparts but they're meeting less women.  Which always leads to fun stuff in Texas.  

Woman don't marry down. Men do; undefeated and such.
#56748
17 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Ehhh, I'm 63. 

Damn, I thought you were way younger than that.

On behalf of all our members...welcome to The Olds Club!

#56750
2 hours ago, redswingline said:

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Wasn't sure which header to go with

 

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I always thought it was "Baaaaaaa means no".

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