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#57708

I don't like watching replays of injuries in sports with bodies being bent the wrong way and shit.  That fucking video did worse to my head.

Gotdam.

 

They think it's so clever and intimidating.   Nope.  It's just fucking stupid.

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#57713

Seeing these receipts pop up today and it's hilarious. Helps take the sting out of losing yesterday. 

 

Update? https://t.co/aEUpLHZy6h

 

#57717
1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

Seeing these receipts pop up today and it's hilarious. Helps take the sting out of losing yesterday. 

 

Update? https://t.co/aEUpLHZy6h

 

More like Matt Dumbfuck, am I right?

#57719
I love the RG reaction there at the end. "What the fuck are y'all even doing?!" Lol

The center fell down and didn’t even get ran over. I didn’t notice that live. Looks like he stepped on the left guards foot.
#57720
7 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

I love the look on that tool's face right before he drops that banger of a punchline. Supremely confident that he had something for those ags they would never forget. "Bread??? No fucking way he just said bama fans, yeast, and flour are found in bread??? Thats hilarious. Lets f'n saw 'em off, boys.....whoooooooooooop!"

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Poor guy may also be special needs, well I mean, more so than the typical aggy. 

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#57722
5 hours ago, TexasMan said:
YIKES. 😬

 

Another angle that's even more glorious:

#AlabamaDefense

 

#57723
1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Another angle that's even more glorious:

#AlabamaDefense

 

 

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#57726
16 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I love the look on that tool's face right before he drops that banger of a punchline. Supremely confident that he had something for those ags they would never forget. "Bread??? No fucking way he just said bama fans, yeast, and flour are found in bread??? Thats hilarious. Lets f'n saw 'em off, boys.....whoooooooooooop!"

image.png.298ffae0d5f486b53cd9e705631826e8.png

Poor guy may also be special needs, well I mean, more so than the typical aggy. 

 

15 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I didn’t get the joke lol

I finally got it. In bread. Inbred.

Yokel on yokel warfare isn't pretty.

#57732
7 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Seeing these receipts pop up today and it's hilarious. Helps take the sting out of losing yesterday. 

 

Update? https://t.co/aEUpLHZy6h

 

They’ve already decided that week 6 bama is a different animal than week 2 bama.  But their only evidence appears to be that week 2 bama lost to us and week 6 bama beat them.  Apparently milroe is so much improved over the last couple weeks. 

#57734
4 hours ago, Blotto said:

I love the look on that tool's face right before he drops that banger of a punchline. Supremely confident that he had something for those ags they would never forget. "Bread??? No fucking way he just said bama fans, yeast, and flour are found in bread??? Thats hilarious. Lets f'n saw 'em off, boys.....whoooooooooooop!"

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Poor guy may also be special needs, well I mean, more so than the typical aggy. 

are you inbred?

#57738
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They’ve already decided that week 6 bama is a different animal than week 2 bama.  But their only evidence appears to be that week 2 bama lost to us and week 6 bama beat them.  Apparently milroe is so much improved over the last couple weeks. 

Texas made Bama better.

#57739
9 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Oh

my

god

Just when a normal person thinks they cannot possibly get any dumber....they up the ante.

#57742
Happy Birthday to Texas A&M’s Jimbo Fisher, who turns 58 today. Fisher is the 4th oldest SEC head coach & 32nd oldest overall in FBS

 

 

I don't know what Brett's vendetta is against Jimbo but I find it hilarious 

#57744
9 hours ago, TexasMan said:
Happy Birthday to Texas A&M’s Jimbo Fisher, who turns 58 today. Fisher is the 4th oldest SEC head coach & 32nd oldest overall in FBS

 

 

I don't know what Brett's vendetta is against Jimbo but I find it hilarious 

Jimbo is only 58?

Yikes. 

#57747
16 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Another angle that's even more glorious:

#AlabamaDefense

 

seeing how a QB could get hurt playing for a&m... not seeing a reason for any good QB to want to play QB for a&m

#57748
1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

seeing how a QB could get hurt playing for a&m... not seeing a reason for any good QB to want to play QB for a&m

Not very many good QB's ever do play for them. 

#57749
54 minutes ago, Deej said:

Jimbo is only 58?

Yikes. 

 

14 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Literally had the same reaction.  

Same. That is almost shocking.

#57750
10 minutes ago, Deej said:

Not very many good QB's ever do play for them. 

Mond was their only really good one since 2012, at least during the one season where he didn't have a complete dogshit offensive line.

And yet they really hated that guy for some reason, and were glad to see him go.

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