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1 minute ago, Fud said:

What about Deion?

Not a chance.  Rumor has it that Reveille hates him.

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It’s on ESPN now so it must be true.  Sucks that they are going to hire Elko.  

1 minute ago, Mittens said:

Best case scenario is that Billy fucked this up.  Jimbo stays and continues to suck and everyone gets to point and laugh at Liucci for eternity, while he fucks his relationship w/ the school w/ that one tweet. 

Even Looch isn't this dumb.....is he?

Surely, aggy already has an agreement in principle with their next HC. Right?

4 minutes ago, Fud said:

What about Deion?

 

i mean... i understand why they would fire him.... by why the fuck not wait for 2 more weeks while doing the normal aggy thing of hiring someone behind his back?

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Just now, A-Tex Devil said:

Sucks that they are going to hire Elko.  

Elko is a moron if he takes that job.  He can coach til he retires at one of the premier universities in the world, on an absolutely gorgeous campus, with next to zero pressure and no fucking lunatics around him.  

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As a Longhorn, I will be disappointed if they get rid of this 'sitting national championship winning' coach, who has been so gloriously bad for them.

As a Texan, I will be disappointed with the (continued) shitty management of funds related to the state of Texas.

As a proponent of higher education, I will be disappointed with the (continued) glorification of that shitty football program over any thought of academics (and paying back what they already owe to the school).

Only eATMe could fuck this up so badly.  But hey, I'm sure it will all turn out fine for them...lol...

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Just now, Js1 said:

 

Yes, I saw that tweet. It's funny

1 minute ago, Mittens said:

Elko is a moron if he takes that job.  He can coach til he retires at one of the premier universities in the world, on an absolutely gorgeous campus, with next to zero pressure and no fucking lunatics around him.  

But, they do it for ego and the belief they "can win it all" with the right resources.

Elko will never have that at Duke

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Every decent player on that roster has 16 missed calls right now. 

17 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

A fool and his money are soon parted

Jimbo and his money are soon partying. 

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51 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Maybe not the time, but does he get to keep the 20-- trophy? That thing could fetch great money at auction

 

29 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

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Want this to show up on eBay so bad...

Surly would have to bid on that. Could you imagine the lulz that would bring displayed at the aggy tailgate every year?

3 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Elko is a moron if he takes that job.  He can coach til he retires at one of the premier universities in the world, on an absolutely gorgeous campus, with next to zero pressure and no fucking lunatics around him.  

 

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

But, they do it for ego and the belief they "can win it all" with the right resources.

Elko will never have that at Duke

Yep.  I mean, even if it doesn’t work out in 4 years and you get 1/3 of Jimbo’s buyout, it’s a win.  All that said, not sure Elko is a big enough name for them after Jimbo.  As a Duke fan, that’s what I hope.  

31 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

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Want this to show up on eBay so bad...

They can auction that $12 plaque off for starters , it'll definitely fetch $2500+ 

1 hour ago, KingBobo81 said:

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Billy seems extremely pleased to be announcing this potential departure!

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

 

Surly would have to bid on that. Could you imagine the lulz that would bring displayed at the aggy tailgate every year?

totally misread your post... lol, would be awesome. 

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yeah, that future natty champ winning trophy is worth some serious lulz money.

 

we gotta find that before Jimmay cleans out his office

1 minute ago, A-Tex Devil said:

 

Yep.  I mean, even if it doesn’t work out in 4 years and you get 1/3 of Jimbo’s buyout, it’s a win.  All that said, not sure Elko is a big enough name for them after Jimbo.  As a Duke fan, that’s what I hope.  

Agreed

Elko is a great coach, but I don't think you fire Jimbo now to hire him.

21 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

I need Liucci to explain how this is the ultimate power move that signals that the sleeping giant is awakening.

“We here in College Station will not settle for mediocrity…like we always have. The worm is turning. Get your kicks in while you can. Wait. Stop me if you’ve heard this before…”

17 minutes ago, Js1 said:

they all think they’re getting Urban 😂

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All in, isn’t it like a $115mm bargain?

So they’re in for $75mm in buyout funds, some deferred to the out years. Plus assistants. 
To get Urban they’re gonna have to give him at least a 25% premium over Bilbo. 
Wow. 

2 minutes ago, mrhorn said:

 

Yup. God Bless America- and the idiots in College Station.

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I'm actually kind of bummed. No former aggy coach was as fun to laugh at. I dont think there is any way they can hire another coach as dumb as that motherfucker. His IQ is probably 65, and he still managed to swindle over $100M+ from aggy. In a lot of ways, he was the perfect aggy corch, and now he's gone. This is a sad day for me. 

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Saw when broke with Billy's tweet multiple ags saying they were waiting for a reputable source to confirm 🤣

46 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

That is so much wasted money

It's just as wated spending it on academics. They'd still produce morons. 

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Imagine being Jimbo and waking up to this news. It's Christmas fucking morning at the Fisher household.

9 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Agreed

Elko is a great coach, but I don't think you fire Jimbo now to hire him.

I can’t imagine Urban there. I guess I could be wrong. They have to make a splash though.  The only ones other than Urban that make sense are Kliff, Kiffy-kins and Deion.  I presume Deion will do one more year at CU until Shedeur leaves then hop somewhere better. 

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Kyle is just piling on now

 

“yeah, that future natty champ winning trophy is worth some serious lulz money.”

 

They can bury this trophy facing the scoreboard!

Elko is a moron if he takes that job.  He can coach til he retires at one of the premier universities in the world, on an absolutely gorgeous campus, with next to zero pressure and no fucking lunatics around him.  
I think so, too.

But maybe he wants to cash in. He won't get Jimbo money, but he could squeeze them for 40-50 million. That's enough for the grandkids, grandkids.

I didn't realize those idiots had given Jimbo a raise. Just dumb.
1 minute ago, Mikey4 said:

Imagine being Jimbo and waking up to this news. It's Christmas fucking morning at the Fisher household.

$76 million is a pretty decent way to wake up

1 minute ago, A-Tex Devil said:

I can’t imagine Urban there. I guess I could be wrong. They have to make a splash though.  The only ones other than Urban that make sense are Kliff, Kiffy-kins and Deion.  I presume Deion will do one more year at CU until Shedeur leaves then hop somewhere better. 

Maybe

We thought the same damn thing after firing Herman though

No way Sharp survives this right?

4 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

 

Kliff Kingsbury? Yikes

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