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#61201

I saw Chuy at the Railroad Blues earlier. Don't know where El Flaco was. Chuy was sharpening a 5-inch Spyderco. Had two cell phones on the table. Guess that means JimBob is still walking among us. See how long that lasts.

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#61202
1 hour ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

Interesting - JFF picking the coach. So they’re replacing Jimbo with an 8 ball and half a bottle of Jack. Did not have that on my bingo card.

JFF will recommend “Sark After Dark” Sarkisian (circa 2015)

#61203
1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

welp, sand aggy fired pirate for cause

aggy are not disputing the payouts privately or in the media

aggy are out of control and give zero fucks

no one is going to reign them in

They're not publicly disputing anything. You can bet your boots those bunch of underhanded, crooked fuckwads are burning the midnight oil trying to find a way to hold on to their precious cash, reputation and mottos be damned.

#61204
2 hours ago, F250 said:

An aggy told me "a hall of champions doesn't necessarily mean championship trophies. It's about the spirit and tradition of champions."

They look at shit that is unrelated to champions.

 

Everything is a tradition there, even things they don’t do.  
Built an albatross to celebrate the tradition of creating traditions of the imagination.  Fucking nut jobs

#61205
5 hours ago, F250 said:

An aggy told me "a hall of champions doesn't necessarily mean championship trophies. It's about the spirit and tradition of champions."

They look at shit that is unrelated to champions.

 

As if they would know about the "spirit and tradition of champions."

#61209

So Looch is an idiot.  Wow, water is wet, Earth is not flat.  How can we possibly assimilate all this staggering new information???

#61211
4 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

They're not publicly disputing anything. You can bet your boots those bunch of underhanded, crooked fuckwads are burning the midnight oil trying to find a way to hold on to their precious cash, reputation and mottos be damned.

I don't see them risking getting a bad reputation with coaches and agents. It's not like they don't have the money. 

#61214
10 hours ago, MrBig said:

They’ll get DeBoer. He recruited the Henderson kid who lit up Miss St before he transferred to aggy. They’ll think paying DeBoer to coach them is destiny.

 

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#61215
8 hours ago, F250 said:

An aggy told me "a hall of champions doesn't necessarily mean championship trophies. It's about the spirit and tradition of champions."

They look at shit that is unrelated to champions.

 

I have a friend that collects vintage Texas sports memorabilia. He got a call, several years ago, from a friend at Bellmont. Texas was running out of room and throwing away a bunch of conference and national championship trophies and cups from long ago, in no -revenue sports (track, etc). He drove to Austin and intercepted before they got to the dumpster. 
 
Clearly, this is only a Texas problem. 

#61216
2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

https://omny.fm/shows/mcelroy-and-cubelic-in-the-morning/billy-liucci-executive-editor-of-tex-ags-tells-mce

So McElroy states A&M is and has been 2nd fiddle to UT and Looch's retort is to ask if Auburn is 2nd to Alabama.......

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Looch is already propagandizing for the athletic department . When the big dogs reject their overtures and they hire Traylor, he has already greased the skids for that so the alumni won't feel let down 

#61222
10 hours ago, MrBig said:

They’ll get DeBoer. He recruited the Henderson kid who lit up Miss St before he transferred to aggy. They’ll think paying DeBoer to coach them is destiny.

DeBoer is a winner. Aka somebody that they would never hire.

#61223
10 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Where can I fast forward to hear that part? Don’t want to listen to too much of Looch

16 minutes....

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#61224
32 minutes ago, statsman said:

I have a friend that collects vintage Texas sports memorabilia. He got a call, several years ago, from a friend at Bellmont. Texas was running out of room and throwing away a bunch of conference and national championship trophies and cups from long ago, in no -revenue sports (track, etc). He drove to Austin and intercepted before they got to the dumpster. 
 
Clearly, this is only a Texas problem. 

that pisses me off. put them in cases around campus, something.  those things meant a lot to past horns. 

#61225
8 hours ago, Helobious said:

Please god let them hire Lanning. He’d have Oregon at 5-5 right now without bo nix. Definition of a fraud.

I haven't watched much Oregon, but is Bo Nix really that good now? Feels like he has been around as long as Jwhitt and I wasn't super impressed with him before. 

#61226
1 hour ago, Doze said:

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This graphic needs to be passed around a lot. It’s quite clear the graphic about Sumlin versus Jimbo really got under their skin. They have made multiple statements about it. This one is way worse. 

#61227

Aggy coworker getting emails from a&m asking for money. Lol, he's not into it. 

#61228
I haven't watched much Oregon, but is Bo Nix really that good now? Feels like he has been around as long as Jwhitt and I wasn't super impressed with him before. 

Check who posted that.

Bo Nix has been pretty spectacular since he got to Oregon with Lanning.
#61229

I got an email from the vet school asking for help funding their new animal hospital. All I did was take my dog there for surgery 5 years ago. 

Sure it's going to the animal hospital. Timing is just a coincidence. 

#61231
10 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:
Dan Lanning completely shuts down any rumor of him leaving Oregon."I'm not concerned about getting a better contract. I'm taken care of extremely well here. ...I am not motivated by that. I am motivated by winning. I am motivated by being elite here."

His delivery seems pretty clear - no coach speak

 

 

11 hours ago, mdmost said:
Dan Lanning: "I'm not going anywhere. There’s zero chance I would be coaching somewhere else.”https://t.co/VsU2PDkq8B

 

Previous coaching searches have taught me that those words have almost nothing to do with where he actually ends up.

#61232
4 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Aggy, don't sell yourself short.  You're a hell of a pretender (that you're actually relevant) and you've proven time and time again mediocrity is the result, no matter the cost.

#61235

Now that he's got a lot of money and time on his hands , I predict Jimbo is going to get sleeved out in ink, get a shit-ton of bling, start wearing his hat backwards and start a father/son rap duo with Lil Fish

 

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#61236

How about none of the above 

#PatPonders: Where does the Texas A&M job rank in the SEC (including OU/Texas)?

 

#61237
1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Now that he's got a lot of money and time on his hands , I predict Jimbo is going to get sleeved out in ink, get a shit-ton of bling, start wearing his hat backwards and start a father/son rap duo with Lil Fish

 

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Is that Jimbo's son's rap name or what Jimbo calls his penis?

#61238
34 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Check who posted that.

Bo Nix has been pretty spectacular since he got to Oregon with Lanning.

He’s also one of the oldest QBs in the country, behind Penix. He has a lot of experience under his belt.  I think he holds the NCAA record now for games started by a QB (surpassed Colt a couple weeks ago)

#61240
24 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Jimbo should engrave "76" where the numbers were supposed to go for the championship year

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#61241
13 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Now that he's got a lot of money and time on his hands , I predict Jimbo is going to get sleeved out in ink, get a shit-ton of bling, start wearing his hat backwards and start a father/son rap duo with Lil Fish

 

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Well, at least we know who broke into the Colorado locker room at the Rose Bowl.

#61242
57 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Aggy coworker getting emails from a&m asking for money. Lol, he's not into it. 

Aggy bot hath spoken

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#61244
IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE GOT A “JIMBO” LIP TATTOO AFTER TEXAS A&M WENT 9-1 DURING A HIGHLY ASTERISKED COVID SEASON, YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO FINANCIAL COMPENSATION!!!

 

#61245
4 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

You don’t trade Jumbo and $70 million for Lanning or Elko. Even aggy isn’t that stupid.

Then who? Realistically...

#61246
4 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

You don’t trade Jumbo and $70 million for Lanning or Elko. Even aggy isn’t that stupid.

I'm checking my sarcasm meter.

#61247
7 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

You don’t trade Jumbo and $70 million for Lanning or Elko. Even aggy isn’t that stupid.

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#61248
24 minutes ago, Vermin said:

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First off, it’s orange.  Second, those are UTSA’s colors.  Stupid sip.

- aggy

#61249
12 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:
IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE GOT A “JIMBO” LIP TATTOO AFTER TEXAS A&M WENT 9-1 DURING A HIGHLY ASTERISKED COVID SEASON, YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO FINANCIAL COMPENSATION!!!

 

You need to link the OG tweet....
 

Jimbo couldn’t believe it 😂 https://t.co/GX8bRLeRNm

 

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#61250
16 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

You don’t trade Jumbo and $70 million for Lanning or Elko. Even aggy isn’t that stupid.

 

 

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