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#63151

In true agroid fashion, they'll mean to hire Mark Stoops, but will make a mistake on the contract and write "Mike" Stoops instead, and so it goes.

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#63158
4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

AggieYell now reporting Stoops

 

So is Looch

looch fired jimbo by tweet, so it's a done deal. 

#63159
15 minutes ago, The Tower said:

 

Barring a last minute collapse, sources tell https://t.co/zQ9IHLlF7I Kentucky coach Mark Stoops is likely to be the next head coach at Texas A&M.

 

Well, if there's anyone who would have a last minute collapse, it's definitely aggy.

#63160
Stupid sips. You just THINK you're witnessing a disorganized clusterfuck of a search for a HC. Aggy has had their one and true candidate locked up for two weeks now, and they're waiting to spring this news on the world next Saturday during the conference championship games so they can garner all of the media attention. Nobody cares about results on the field, they care about exposure and clicks!
Recruiting and head corch hire championships are what really matters in CFB. Only aggy is smart enough to know this, everyone else just looks on with envy wishing they could be aggy.
#63161

So was Elko never or a target or did he say no? I get the wanting a coach somehow associated with a “natty” or in line to play for one (aggy speak) but…Stoops…it just feels like 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon thing. If they wrote a Bigass check to Bob it would make more sense? 

#63166
1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

So was Elko never or a target or did he say no? I get the wanting a coach somehow associated with a “natty” or in line to play for one (aggy speak) but…Stoops…it just feels like 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon thing. If they wrote a Bigass check to Bob it would make more sense? 

Maybe the administration got confused about which Stoops use to beat TU?

#63167
Oh please do it.  Please hire Mark Stoops.  I may end up joining Longhorn Lawyer's ghost in the graveyard from ODing on aggy misery.
If it happens they will eventually mental gymnastic their way into him being the diamond in the rough coach only they were smart enough to identify. Stoopid sips are locked in with their ex-drunkie while aggy landed the latest in CFB coaching royalty. Lololololololol
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#63169

Imagine paying Jimbo $76M not to coach so that you can pay Mark Stoops even more to coach.

#63172
1 minute ago, ousux said:
18 minutes ago, orangebird said:
Oh please do it.  Please hire Mark Stoops.  I may end up joining Longhorn Lawyer's ghost in the graveyard from ODing on aggy misery.

If it happens they will eventually mental gymnastic their way into him being the diamond in the rough coach only they were smart enough to identify. Stoopid sips are locked in with their ex-drunkie while aggy landed the latest in CFB coaching royalty. Lololololololol

And then after another 4-5 years of going 7-5, they'll pay him metric fucktons of money to not coach so they can chase the next "coaching blueblood."

"It's the circle of life..."

#63175
2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Maybe the administration got confused about which Stoops use to beat TU?

Look if they had yanked Bob out of retirement or whatever he is doing that might make shit more interesting. I thought Elko was kinda a nod back to the old RC Wrecking Crew type of deal. But he wasn’t either offered or he said nope. 

#63177
Just now, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:


Like everything Liucci says, the first sentence is the news and the next sentence is him crowing about how long he has known the news but wasn’t allowed to report it yet

Like how he KNEW about OU/UT joining the SEC and how he KNEW Jimbo was a goner before the Miss State game and how He was totally IN on the HC talks. Lies. Tissue of lies. 

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#63179
Texas A&M going from Jimbo Fisher to Mark Stoops
Texas A&M going from Jimbo Fisher to Mark Stoops

 

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#63182
1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Like how he KNEW about OU/UT joining the SEC and how he KNEW Jimbo was a goner before the Miss State game and how He was totally IN on the HC talks. Lies. Tissue of lies. 

I keep wanting to dismiss Looch as an idiot, but he's actually a hell of a con artist.  He figured out long ago how to make a living spewing bullshit the aggy faithful.  Grifting like that takes some talent.  You have to respect the hustle.

#63183

This search shows the difference in our administration and theirs. We fired and hired on the same day and only semi publicly whiffed on Urban before hiring Sark. They fired Jimbo them sniffed their own farts for 3 weeks and publicly whiffed on everybody with a pulse before settling on a coach with a 52% winning percentage. 

#63184

Paying all that money to Cuckbo to not coach, then paying a ton of money to 7-5 Mark Stoops and forcing him to keep Cuckbo's staff...

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#63185
1 minute ago, orangebird said:

I keep wanting to dismiss Looch as an idiot, but he's actually a hell of a con artist.  He figured out long ago how to make a living spewing bullshit the aggy faithful.  Grifting like that takes some talent.  You have to respect the hustle.

Look I do. He’s tapping dancing on the edges of the abyss. With any other fanbase he’d not probably make it but he hustles and grifts. And they believe. 

#63186
5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Holy shit, he was just extended? 
I honestly thought based on his record that Kentucky was gonna fire him so aggy got him on a deal for him to save face… sorta like the deal that Shaka got with Marquette. But I guess that’s not the case. Wow. 
 

#63188

This is fucking amazing.   Shitbag stoops already makes $9m/yr.   Grossly overpaid as is.   Aggy will double down, raise or even match this for a multi year deal - five a the minimum and be out close to $50m + what Jimbo cost them.  In my veins…..NOW!!!!

#63190
Just now, Beau Vine said:

I would love to be Stoops' agent when aggy tries to negotiate a buyout on this one. 

Shit, I'd buy a boat, raise a pirate flag, and spend the rest of my days sailing around the Caribbean in honor of both the Pirate and Jimmy Buffett.  And the University of Texas would get a shit ton of money when I die.

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#63197
Mark Stoops is 35-55 in conference play as an HC at Kentucky. He has had 2 seasons with winning conference records, but he has never been better than 5-3.All this, and he coaches a program in the SEC East.His current contract pays $9 million through June 2031 👀💀💀

 

#TexasAM fans are excited at the thought of Mark Stoops becoming the new Head Coach. #GigEm

 

#63198

Stoops to aggy is too good to be true, I refuse to believe it. Santa, Easter Bunny, tooth fairy and one of the cock goblin bros as aggy corch are all equally fiction.


Aliens? TBD.



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#63199

This weekend just keeps on getting better. Think I'm gonna go make a run at the wife to see if the streak continues.

#63200

I can see it now. 3 years in with stoops. 
Texags discussing latest loss. 
“Did you see the effort Billy Bob gave on that play? That is a 3 star that almost caught that 5 star receiver from UT, Bama, Georgia or Tenn. He is a perfect. Wants to be here. Loves agland. Need more like him. 

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