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#63502

It is quite tasty that they fired Jimbo without a bonafide plan in place. There’s no way Mark Stoops was who they had in mind when they fired Jimbo and they couldn’t even get that done. 
 

Who knows where they go from here. 

#63504
Coaching search essentials:1. Notifications for @billyliucci posts on TexAgs ✅2. Notifications for @billyliucci posts on X ✅3. 🥃 ✅

Really don’t think they are aware of how funny this tweet is

#63506

aggy destroys themselves in a bonfire.

It's tradition.

 

#63511
6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This thread moves fast. Article is 8 hours old. 

understatement/

i woke up to 6-7 unread pages of aggy disaster.  It's fucking beautiful.

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#63515

To think that two weeks ago aggy was pounding their collective chest and screaming all across every media outlet there is how A&M is a tier 1 coaching destination and how they were fielding calls from all across the country from interested coaches.

Dear aggy. It's not them. It's you. It's always been you. 

#63519

Texas aTm home of the Asspuppeteers. They aren’t back because they never left. 

Aggies you magnificent bastards, you made me thankful for what we do have. 
Hook’em Horns!

#63520
Fucking hell, it's nights like this I almost wish I still had a Twitter account.

Sports Twitter is awesome. Everything else Twitter sucks. Just curate your feed and lists.
#63521
7 hours ago, The Tower said:

 

I think this is one of those rare times where when the dust settles both sides win (A&M and UK).

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#63522

I went to bed laughing at aggie for hiring Mark Stoops, then wake up and find out the shit show has only just begun? They've really outdone themselves here.

#63523

This is just great. Watching aggy just realize that:

A) they don’t have the $ to moneywhip a new coach

B) no good coach wants this gig

C) seeing them go after Stoops

D) possibly promote their DL coach who has no meaningful HC experience because their players who are undisciplined, erratic and poorly developed like him

it’s all just so good. 

#63524

aggy coaching search is like a horrible round of speed dating for them. Even the fat and ugly ones are marking no on the card. 

#63525

Happy birthday to me. And to think I was really just hoping on a beej from Mrs GOTJ this morning. The aggy coaching search is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

#63526

If I’m A&M, I am just going to Kyle Whittingham with a stick in my mouth and asking him to cuddle afterwards. 

#63530

this is going to be the aggy spin

 

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Having a deal for a shitty candidate fall apart so you can keep your interim dl coach leads to nattys you stupid sip

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#63532
9 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

They should brinks truck Fisch.  He might be decent.  

Slight problem.

 

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#63534
Just now, conVINCEd said:

Waking up to find out you are 6 pages behind on this thread is a nice little Sunday morning treat.

Can someone summarize what has happened since midnight last night????

#63535

I realize I was pretty high and drunk last night but did I blackout dream that A&M hired Stoops? 

#63536
1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Waking up to find out you are 6 pages behind on this thread is a nice little Sunday morning treat.

This. Fell asleep watching a movie last night and woke up this AM, got my coffee, proceeded to laugh uncontrollably for 30 minutes scrolling this thread and twitter.

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#63537
1 minute ago, speed817 said:

Can someone summarize what has happened since midnight last night????

aggy

#63540
2 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Can someone summarize what has happened since midnight last night????

I have spent the past hour reviewing X/Twitter and multiple cfb message board. It is obvious that the aggie board (which might be mostly livestock) got together and established a clear agenda to humiliate themselves at the maximum level while burning as many bridges as possible. 

#63543
6 minutes ago, Deej said:

Slight problem.

 

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I still don’t understand this idea that aggy is flush with cash. Where is it coming from if true?

#63544

At this point they should just make Robinson with his stellar 1-1 record permanent head coach for a discounted deal. Try to hang on to as many of their good players as possible and pray that they can somehow catch lightning in a bottle like Ed O in 2019. If (when) it doesn’t work out, then they can just cut their losses fairly cheap as he’d likely be a more cost efficient hire than even Fisch or Traylor.

#63545
Just now, Biff Tannen said:

I still don’t understand this idea that aggy is flush with cash. Where is it coming from if true?

aggy saying it

#63546
5 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Can someone summarize what has happened since midnight last night????

 

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Rollercoaster launched off the rails.

Even better is that it decoupled the cars in mid-air so that the fanbase had difficulty figuring out exactly where to place anger/blame. It was a little like a fireworks show and not knowing where to look for the most entertainment.

#63547

The real question:  Which is more aggy?  

Hiring a black, liberal journalist to run your school’s journalism program and then unhiring her (after you pay her a million bucks) before she starts because she’s black and liberal?

or …

Sort of almost hiring Mike Stoops as your “splash” Jimbo replacement?

Both are stunningly impressive.

#63548

hang with me on this one:

What if Looch's story is a strategic coverup of how quickly Ryan Day say, "Fuck no!?"

Nobody sees the whiff, and aggy nation still happy as larks.

It's foolproof!!!

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