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#64001
Report: Texas A&M to hire Mike Elko https://t.co/RHBYQ0edYE via @zach_barnett

 

 

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#64003
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

He's a hell of a coach.  He's also 6 years older than me, and I just retired.

I would hate for them to pivot to Fritz.  And he would be great there.   Plus he would pad his finances for a few years then retire.  

#64005
Tarp (the reasonable aggie) is saying Elko with Robinson on staff
And Looch will say it was Elko all along and all the other noise was agents getting raises for their clients. Book it
#64007
1 minute ago, ousux said:
3 hours ago, Pancho said:
Tarp (the reasonable aggie) is saying Elko with Robinson on staff

And Looch will say it was Elko all along and all the other noise was agents getting raises for their clients. Book it

Looch actually said on his podcast Stoops was real but a TexAgs revolt shut it down at the last minute, which is actually much more embarrassing for aggy.

#64010
Sources: Texas A&M is in discussions with Duke coach Mike Elko to become the next coach. Elko just informed his Duke team a decision will be made in the next 24 hours.

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#64011
1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Looks like aggy mouthpiece confirms...

 

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After a wild 24 hours, Texas A&M set to hire Mike Elko as next head coach. Decision on A&M's side was made late last night, with conversations with Elko taking place throughout Sunday.

 

#64012
Looch actually said on his podcast Stoops was real but a TexAgs revolt shut it down at the last minute, which is actually much more embarrassing for aggy.
So aggy always gets number one, who was it...Stoops or Elko?
#64013
Just now, Pimphand said:
After a wild 24 hours, Texas A&M set to hire Mike Elko as next head coach. Decision on A&M's side was made late last night, with conversations with Elko taking place throughout Sunday.

 

I always make my best decisions on Saturday night at 2am after getting canceled by a TexAgs mob.

#64015
2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Elko feels like ... an upgrade?

It is. But at what cost, I wonder.

Edit: 16-9 record as a head coach at Duke. No other head coaching experience.

Edited by Rimbo

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#64018
12 minutes ago, allrightallrightallright said:

looks like it’s elko

So instead of getting the coach who just beat Louisville, they get the coach whose team lost to Louisville 23-0.

#64019
3 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:
Sources: Texas A&M is in discussions with Duke coach Mike Elko to become the next coach. Elko just informed his Duke team a decision will be made in the next 24 hours.

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#64023
Elko feels like ... an upgrade?

Which makes one ask….why would he agree to go to aggy?
Seriously, if you are a coach on the rise, why go to aggy, where coaching careers go to die? Yeah, yeah, money. And I guess if he got some sort of insane deal like 7 yrs at $10 million guaranteed, I get it. But other jobs will open up this season and next….and most of them are better than aggy.
#64024

I hope they had to offer him 25% more and 1 more year guaranteed than they would have if they just would have hired him yesterday like literally everyone predicted. Can't wait to see what they are having to pay a completely unproven head coach.

#64026
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


Which makes one ask….why would he agree to go to aggy?
Seriously, if you are a coach on the rise, why go to aggy, where coaching careers go to die? Yeah, yeah, money. And I guess if he got some sort of insane deal like 7 yrs at $10 million guaranteed, I get it. But other jobs will open up this season and next….and most of them are better than aggy.

He knows hes not gonna do better than 7-5 next year at Duke, so gettin while the gettin is good

#64027
And for those wondering, the decision to move on Elko was made late last night with AD and Board in agreement and lock-step. Press conference expected on Monday.

 

#64028

Now we just need Robinson to take a HC job somewhere else...

Fairly sure Elko is going to clean house a bit

 

#64029
3 minutes ago, Paper_jam said:

Deep State Activation Alert: Initiate psyop module Fisher2, codeword "Elkhunter"

 

By gawd that's John Chavis' music!

#64030
So 7-5 Stoops wasn't good enough, but a guy who also went 7-5, but in an easier conference, is the right guy?
 
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Stoops had SEC players you dumb sip
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#64032
Texas A&M turns to the Jimbo Fisher coaching tree. https://t.co/SnIXny8tWb

 

#64033

If I’m being honest with myself, Elko is the best possible outcome for aggy after last night’s fiasco. Good on them for figuring it out. 
 

on the bright side, aggy was becoming dangerously close to being self aware. This should reset their delusion. Don’t get me wrong, all aggy tears are delicious. But the ones lacking self awareness are the most delish. 

#64034

I wonder which will make me laugh harder. The contract they had to offer to get him to come or the excuses out of gomerville to justify that contract. 

Edited by Blotto

#64035
1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

Now we just need Robinson to take a HC job somewhere else...

Fairly sure Elko is going to clean house a bit

 

Nah, I bet he is DC or Co DC

#64036

The funniest thing to me is that I figured Elko would probably be their guy all along. They could have just worked out the terms and hired him without a lot of drama. But no, they had to fuck this up in the most spectacular way possible. They have probably screwed themselves out of being able to hire anyone else worth a damn on favorable terms for at least the next 10 years.

Never change, aggy.

#64037
3 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Now we just need Robinson to take a HC job somewhere else...

Fairly sure Elko is going to clean house a bit

 

Santucci coming back??. Yesssssss

#64038
13 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:
Sources: Texas A&M is in discussions with Duke coach Mike Elko to become the next coach. Elko just informed his Duke team a decision will be made in the next 24 hours.

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Yeah this is the only real reporter saying anything that actually happened and it doesn’t sound like this is a done deal by any means. 

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#64039

Aggies haven't hired a head coach with a defensive background since RC Slocum. Thing I love about the Elko hire is that he's a lifelong DC who understands and embraces modern college offense, as well. A must in this league.

Aggies haven't hired a head coach with a defensive background since RC Slocum. Thing I love about the Elko hire is that he's a lifelong DC who understands and embraces modern college offense, as well. A must in this league.

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#64040
After a wild 24 hours, Texas A&M set to hire Mike Elko as next head coach. Decision on A&M's side was made late last night, with conversations with Elko taking place throughout Sunday.

Lol fucking clowns. Only A&M can have this spectacular of an implosion

In 2 years Elko is 16-9 overall...but he "gets a&m" and that's more important to Aggys. 

I love it

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#64041
1 minute ago, immamac said:

Yeah this is the only real reporter saying anything that actually happened and it doesn’t sound like this is a done deal by any means. 

Everything has to be trial ballooned past TexAgs first.

#64042

Fired Jimbo because his offense sucked. 

Hire a defensive coach from the Jimbo coaching tree. 

Realize you made a mistake.

Hire a different defense coach from the Jimbo coaching tree.

Profit?

#64044

He's great at defense, but he's also great at offense.  Lol never change, Liucci

#64046
3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Yeah this is the only real reporter saying anything that actually happened and it doesn’t sound like this is a done deal by any means. 

Elko told him to say that so it looks like he told his team first.

#64047
3 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Aggies haven't hired a head coach with a defensive background since RC Slocum. Thing I love about the Elko hire is that he's a lifelong DC who understands and embraces modern college offense, as well. A must in this league.

Aggies haven't hired a head coach with a defensive background since RC Slocum. Thing I love about the Elko hire is that he's a lifelong DC who understands and embraces modern college offense, as well. A must in this league.

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I've seen Stanford's offense. They struggled against CU's defense.

This is... not good. 🤣🤣🤣

#64048

If it happens, hiring Elko is the probably the best case scenario for aggy after this shitshow coaching search.  At least Elko already knows how to speak "aggy"  😋

#64049
11 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:
And for those wondering, the decision to move on Elko was made late last night with AD and Board in agreement and lock-step. Press conference expected on Monday.

 

Yeah, but how do we know that Bjork's not going to go rogue again?   

   -- texags

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