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#64401
29 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why in the ever living fuck would he do this?  Dude is set for life as are his next like 4 generations. Go enjoy it man. Jeez. 

What the fuck else is he going to do?  Work at Home Depot or Bass Proshop?

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#64403
3 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

He maybe thought he could win big at A&M with their resources without doing a deep dive into the cult, 

What makes you think Jimbo had any problem with the cult?  He's a fucking weirdo.  He probably liked that whole vibe.

#64404
1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

What makes you think Jimbo had any problem with the cult?  He's a fucking weirdo.  He probably liked that whole vibe.

As long as they aren't fucking his wife, he's probably cool with a lot of things.

#64405
33 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why in the ever living fuck would he do this?  Dude is set for life as are his next like 4 generations. Go enjoy it man. Jeez. 

So that he can beat aggy while getting paid by aggy.

#64406
2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

What makes you think Jimbo had any problem with the cult?  He's a fucking weirdo.  He probably liked that whole vibe.

He likes the cult of big checks cashing

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#64407

Jimbo is one of those guys who can’t sit at home all day and not work. He has to go to work to do that.

#64410
8 minutes ago, Vermin said:

So aggy is sabotaging the new head coach to placate practice skipping, locker room toking pre-madonnas?

In other words, aggy paid $76 million just to change the signage out front?

Holy shit.

Well I’its all just rumors, but  the idea is that they’re trying to save money by not having to buy out the current assistant coaches.  Now if they were pulling urban Meyer they’d probably let him do whatever he wants.  But a g5 hire who is probably doubling if not tripling his salary?  They gonna have to play by aggys rules.

5 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Jimbo is one of those guys who can’t sit at home all day and not work. He has to go to work to do that.

Doesn’t aggy have a golf course to design? 

#64411
I'm gonna laugh if Jimbo is pulling two paychecks before aggy can stop getting dumped. 
 
I got my hopes up for Stoops, not falling for this fake Twitter announcement shit.
#64412
Hiring a former Jimbo DC that went 7-5 at a basketball school in the SEC vs a Former Jimbo DC that went 7-5 at a basketball school in the ACC

 

#64415
21 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Serious question has aggy officially announced this?

No. I do love the jive Mike Elko parody account (same person did the Jimbo Fisher parody account):

The VIP room is mine!!! No more Jimbo sending me home at 9pm https://t.co/WZv5tsduak

 

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#64416

🚨 Elko en route! 🚨 Your next Agge head coach is on a plane bound for College Station from Durham, NC. That is all.

#64417
🚨 Elko en route! 🚨 Your next Agge head coach is on a plane bound for College Station from Durham, NC. That is all.


Slinking in during the middle of the night.

Prepare the jizz jars!!!!
#64418
2 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

Sloneal loves this hire. Now I am sold!

Now that’s how you make a splash 😭

 

 

Big splash, flying in the coach of one of the top 5 blue blood program, just to leave him on the tarmac while they go swipe another top 5 blue bloods HC.  Aggies have put the world on notice.

Leon will catch up, eventually.   

#64419
2 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Sports Illustrated has the fulll story about how the Board of Regents nixed the Stoops deal after it was agreed upon. 

https://www.si.com/college/tamu/football/tamu-aggies-mark-stoops-board-of-regents-jimbo-fisher-fired-mike-elko

Did you bother actually reading this?  Their source is a Texags Premium Looch column.

#64421
46 minutes ago, orangebird said:

Likely this plane, for those of you who want to follow along at home:

https://www.flightradar24.com/GLF4/32fb61b6

It's not trackable via FlightAware, likely some aggy big cigar's private Gulfstream.

That's aggy BOR Robert Albritton's G-4.  The same one that is all dressed up in an aggy livery -- used for the famous "Welcome Jimbo" video with the aggy band playing.

#64422
1 hour ago, Vermin said:

🚨 Elko en route! 🚨 Your next Agge head coach is on a plane bound for College Station from Durham, NC. That is all.

I will say, last time a Texas school poached a coach from a basketball school in North Carolina it worked out pretty good. That happened once.

 

 

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#64426
1 hour ago, DalTxHornFan said:

That's aggy BOR Robert Albritton's G-4.  The same one that is all dressed up in an aggy livery -- used for the famous "Welcome Jimbo" video with the aggy band playing.

Sad Arrested Development GIF

#64428
5 hours ago, Vermin said:

So aggy is sabotaging the new head coach to placate practice skipping, locker room toking pre-madonnas?

In other words, aggy paid $76 million just to change the signage out front?

Holy shit.

Pretty sure nobody on Aggy's team for the past 4 decades was born before Madonna. 

#64429
6 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

You mean the Duke University that is currently ranked the 7th best university in the US? Is that your definition of embarrassment? 

Dude comes into the aggy thread and calls Duke embarrassing.  Interesting.  

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#64430

 

Mike Elko agreed to a contract this afternoon, and lands in Aggieland at 2 am. Time for business. No time for fancy introductions.— Jaxson Callaway (AT) (@AggiesToday)

It's hilarious how they're trying to act the complete opposite of how they did with Jimbo. They're going to talk their "culture" into existence. 

 

 

#64431
Mike Elko has arrived in College Station.

 

The “getaway truck” for Mike Elko.

 

#64432
2 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:
Mike Elko has arrived in College Station.

 

The “getaway truck” for Mike Elko.

 

Dude may approach Mangino levels soon. 

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#64434
15 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:
Mike Elko has arrived in College Station.

 

The “getaway truck” for Mike Elko.

 

Where’s the band and the maroon carpet?

#64436
31 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:
Mike Elko has arrived in College Station.

 

The “getaway truck” for Mike Elko.

 

Did he get his blank-date National Championship trophy yet?

#64437

My gawd that’s Bret Bielema’s music.

Elko looks like when someone gets off a prison bus in a movie and they scan around thinking wtf have I done.

#64438
3 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Did he get his blank-date National Championship trophy yet?

No, he didn’t get the aggy band, the cheering nut squeezers, Reveille, the carpet, the confetti, the Limo convoy, or any of the Jimbo fanfare. Sad. 

#64441
48 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

No family... I'm guessing they aren't actually coming anytime soon.

Waiting for the contract to be signed and the first check to clear to make sure aggy doesn't talk themselves out of it and put him back on the plane.

#64444
10 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

I mean, I hate ou just as much as anyone else on here but this is absolutely correct. And as everyone can see, aggy is in spin mode. 

“Insiders” pumping out all sorts of sunshine messages? Check.

Try to make it known that the admin and athletic department are united? Fucking check. 

Pump up Elko as the best hire since Bear Bryant even though we did that with Jimbo? Checkity check.

Make it know that Elko “gets us”? Absolutely check

Have people with a lot of followers make up shit like getting texts from other P5 coaches and Texas high school coaches who are praising the Elko hire? Mother fuckity check. 

 

This is an athletic department/fan base/college who is making decisions not in the best interest of what will get their football program actual championships but instead what they believe will just beat Texas next year. This is how juvenile they are. But for some reason because Elko coached there before, that automatically means this is the right hire/right fit all because he agreed to keep Robinson and the recruits they bought because they believe that class is the class to a.) beat Texas and b.) maybe win something prominent. 

Yes, what Elko did at Duke was impressive, but he’s not the home run hire they are making it out to be. A&M is great at manufacturing just horseshit and trying to sell it as gold, and they are primed and ready to do that again with the hire of Elko. 

Before 5-7, aggy had been pushing the idea that a #1 recruiting class usually wins a championship.

 

THAT is why they’re desperate to keep that class together.

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#64445
4 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

it just seems like so little thought was put into any of this. 

Right on schedule...

#64446

The aggy spin that this is the best hire is gonna be fun to read. Especially from looch. The minister of propaganda will make sure everyone in Berlin cheers the hire.

#64447
Elko's wins at DukeTemple 3-9Northwestern 1-11NC &T (FCS)UVA 3-9Miami 5-9BC 3-9V-Tech 3-8Wake Forest 8-5UCF 9-5Lafayette (FCS)UCONN 3-9Northwestern 7-5NC State 9-3Wake Fore 4-8Pitt 3-9Clemson 8-4

 

#64448
1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:
Mike Elko has arrived in College Station.

 

The “getaway truck” for Mike Elko.

 

He's gonna fit right in with the Collie Station all-you-can-eat buffet crowd.

Which is everybody.

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#64449
6 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:
Elko's wins at DukeTemple 3-9Northwestern 1-11NC &T (FCS)UVA 3-9Miami 5-9BC 3-9V-Tech 3-8Wake Forest 8-5UCF 9-5Lafayette (FCS)UCONN 3-9Northwestern 7-5NC State 9-3Wake Fore 4-8Pitt 3-9Clemson 8-4

 

Can't beat Mack Brown at his biggest rival. Perfect fit for the aggies. 

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#64450
14 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Before 5-7, aggy had been pushing the idea that a #1 recruiting class usually wins a championship.

 

THAT is why they’re desperate to keep that class together.

How much of that class is still on campus?

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