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#68452
29 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

1, 2, x? You sure about that?

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Yeah pretty sure white jacket is 1, 2, 3, ..... N where N represents the number of people in the photo.... 

#68455
42 minutes ago, South Austin said:

The fake tan really highlights those stretch marks.

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 Well duh, you think pushing out that goofy ass cartoon head of his wasn't gonna take a toll?  

#68456
2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

A day of schadenfreude and meat pimp's mom: a surly tale

Have we confirmed the dirty blonde is meat pimp's mama? I guess they've got the same nose.

#68457
44 minutes ago, South Austin said:

The fake tan really highlights those stretch marks.

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Meat pimp of heimich County caused those stretch marks. You show those stretch marks some got damn respect!

#68462
1 minute ago, MAUFRAIS said:


Those buffoons don’t even live on a farm?

Tomball suburbs is kinda farm life.

#68464
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

The fake tan really highlights those stretch marks.

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I think she banged most of "The Black Crowes":

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#68472
10 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Yeah there are a few token ags that seem to know what's going on in the echo chamber of stupid.... source material: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3431087

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Don't know if you noticed but Will Lee was an all big 12 performer after his Juco year. 
 

Thought aggy has claimed for years that the Big 12 players weren’t SEC ready?.

#68474
33 minutes ago, mantis toboggan said:

Surely the turn this thread has taken is the exact thing imamac is pleading for more of, yes?

 

51 minutes ago, F250 said:

 

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This is what imamac has been pleading for...#NTTAWWT but...

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The chick clearly taking a peak in the background is rather funny tho

#68475

I bet that's his stepdad.  Mom got divorced and got bolt-ons and found that bro.

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#68476
1 hour ago, Horn117 said:

 

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She ain't never drowning i can promise you that.

#68481
6 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Lots of meat judging going on in this thread.

NTTAWWT. 

#68491

Betting on an unimportant bowl game is something I never understood. It’s like betting on winter time baseball or preseason nba. Not just transfers out and various coaching changes, are senior nfl prospects gonna play, or a bit or none?

There is only one benefit to a non big time bowl: 20 hours a week extra practices from end of season till the bowl game which could be three to four weeks. Many coaches use this time to get in an extra spring practice and give most reps to returning players.

#68497
5 hours ago, CoTex said:

I got no problem with meat judging guy.  He's probably some kinda celebrity at aggy and is living his best life.  At this rate they should name the hall of champions after him - he's putting up the most skins.

He's the one dude on that campus seemingly capable of success and that smirk tells me he's probably banging any chick (or dude) on that shithole  campus he wants. If aggy had any sense they would make him the next chancellor. 

Narrator: "WTF you talking about, Willis? Aggy has no sense"

 

1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Unpopular hot take: Elko is going to do well at A&M.

 

Why in the hell would that fat fucktard be any better than the last 4 or 5 coaches they hired. Aggy ineptitude is systemic and far beyond the ability of some meathead coach to unfuck. 

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#68498

My folks reside in Bryan, TX. I grew up a burnt orange light amongst that dark freak cult. I visited for the holidays, College Station has really changed since I was a teen about a decade ago. You really don’t see a lot of anti-longhorn bs like I did growing up. The Targets have their own Longhorn sections. Santa’s Wonderland went from a bunch of “Saw ‘Em Off” light exhibits to Bevo’s twin brother having his own showcase where kids can take photos with a burnt orange longhorn bull. There’s also a ton of Longhorn representation in town, an old man shot me a Hook’em at HEB this morning. It’s still ugly as hell out here, but not so gay.

#68499

Is Marcel reed the best 5th string qb in the nation?! I’m smelling a heisman trip next year.

Not for him, but someone has to go.

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