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#71354
8 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I think William is excited. He's wearing an adult shirt and looks showered. Still wearing a ball cap all the time, but baby steps.

He's a 50 year old man that I have only seen dressed like a feckless twit for the past three decades. All the credit for forging a career in grifting aggy coin but he really is a little basement boy.

His world is gonna fall apart when Mama Luicci kicks.

#71355
1 hour ago, Homesickhorn said:

Snapped this little gem literally 20 minutes ago at a red light here in Kerrville. Just gonna leave it here.
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Is that the same as bird law?

#71358
3 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Snapped this little gem literally 20 minutes ago at a red light here in Kerrville. Just gonna leave it here.
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Actually, an example of Murphy's Law.

#71359
3 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Snapped this little gem literally 20 minutes ago at a red light here in Kerrville. Just gonna leave it here.
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Am surprised the aggy didn’t saw off those wings on the emblem.

#71362
4 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Snapped this little gem literally 20 minutes ago at a red light here in Kerrville. Just gonna leave it here.
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Aggy law: "If he's black, he's guilty"

Edited by Deej

#71367
15 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Snapped this little gem literally 20 minutes ago at a red light here in Kerrville. Just gonna leave it here.
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Nice illegal tint

#71368
There’s a limited amount of doctorate degrees that allow you make the payments on a 2008 Chrysler 300M.
Probably has a Hemi so they can keep the ambulance in sight. Don't always know which hospital they're headed to ya know.
#71369

There's a "It's gonna be okay, I went to A&M law school and have been practicing for almost 6 weeks and have this sharp maroon suit" joke in here somewhere.  /MCV

Honest to God, how the fuck do this many people operate freely in our society?  It boggles the mind.  

#71370
23 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

There's a "It's gonna be okay, I went to A&M law school and have been practicing for almost 6 weeks and have this sharp maroon suit" joke in here somewhere.  /MCV

Honest to God, how the fuck do this many people operate freely in our society?  It boggles the mind.  

“Hell, he might even get a deer next year”

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#71371
20 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Snapped this little gem literally 20 minutes ago at a red light here in Kerrville. Just gonna leave it here.
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If he's anything like the clowns I know, he graduated from Texas Wesleyan Law School and then had the diploma reprinted to show TAMU on it, followed by slapping that sticker on the back window.

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#71372

Looks like they added a new coach to the staff.

Very proud of my son ! It’s official !

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#71373
1 hour ago, PvilleStang said:

If he's anything like the clowns I know, he graduated from Texas Wesleyan Law School and then had the diploma reprinted to show TAMU on it, followed by slapping that sticker on the back window.

i think maybe the best part is that i looks like a custom sticker, that he used every bit of his imagination on.

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#71374
11 minutes ago, Burt said:

Looks like they added a new coach to the staff.

Very proud of my son ! It’s official !

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Now this is a guy who is actually worth a 10-year guaranteed contract.

#71375
14 minutes ago, Burt said:

Looks like they added a new coach to the staff.

Very proud of my son ! It’s official !

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A Master’s in Meat Science just sounds hilarious. 

#71380
1 hour ago, Burt said:

Looks like they added a new coach to the staff.

Very proud of my son ! It’s official !

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I was also fortunate enough to have been apart from any aggy meat judging activities Gage.  Thank God.

But I am still team Meat Pimp.  I can’t quit him.

#71382
Now this is a guy who is actually worth a 10-year guaranteed contract.
Meat pimp is the pinnacle of aggy excellence in the 21st century. I'm a fan for sure.
#71383
2 hours ago, Vertuzzi said:

A Master’s in Meat Science just sounds hilarious. 

He could write his Master’s thesis on all the Arby’s posted in the IPIHB forum.

#71384
47 minutes ago, ousux said:
2 hours ago, South Austin said:
Now this is a guy who is actually worth a 10-year guaranteed contract.

Meat pimp is the pinnacle of aggy excellence in the 21st century. I'm a fan for sure.

I’m a fan, I hope the best for him.

#71385
On 4/2/2024 at 5:42 PM, Homesickhorn said:

Snapped this little gem literally 20 minutes ago at a red light here in Kerrville. Just gonna leave it here.
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There’s not a single thing wrong with driving a Chrysler. But if you’re driving a Chrysler you’re not gonna be my lawyer. 

#71387
3 hours ago, Burt said:

Looks like they added a new coach to the staff.

Very proud of my son ! It’s official !

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Fuck yeah!  Surly road trip!

#71389
I’m a fan, I hope the best for him.

Same. Gage stands alone. Dude’s provided them with more trophies in their hall of honor than anyone since…well…ever.
#71393
6 hours ago, Burt said:

Looks like they added a new coach to the staff.

Very proud of my son ! It’s official !

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This is the best April Fool's joke I've seen. 

#71396
10 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Gotta admit, Gage is a badass. Dude knows meat

We need to get MeatPimp on here

Legendary, like the Gap Kid from Tech.

#71398
17 hours ago, Burt said:

Looks like they added a new coach to the staff.

Very proud of my son ! It’s official !

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Save the team photos and save this prediction:

Meat Pimp will wed some poor girl we labeled with an ‘x’.

#71399
1 hour ago, CosmoDog said:

Save the team photos and save this prediction:

Meat Pimp will wed some poor girl we labeled with an ‘x’.

I thought everyone gets a mulligan?

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