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#75903
1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Well that's all reasonable. In fact, I'm sure coaching staffs broadly speaking look at the number of calls, in who's favor, and other data.

This season of "Hard Knocks" showed exactly that.  The Bears' coaching staff discussed referee backgrounds, etc. with Caleb Williams, emphasizing that it was important to understand their tendencies as well as being able to address them personally.

#75904
21 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

classy is the other word

they must have a subliminal ambient soundtrack looping at very low frequency during fish camp

you can't hear it - but the tokens, signs and keys are imprinted for life

it's the human brainwashing version of SQL injection

Texas fans were regarded as extremely classy from 1968 to about 1985. We won a lot. We crushed a lot of teams. Those factors lead to magnaminity. See Nebraska when they were dominant.

Aggies were terribly jealous of our reputation so they desperately sought to be regarded as even classier than the hippie fags in Austin about whom all really classy fans make up lies.

Usual Aggie results. They repeat the lie and write self-adoration letters under fake names of fake opposing fans.

#75911

I'm trying to imagine how good the chicken would need to be for me to make a chicken finger place my top recommendation when speaking of best places to eat in a town, any town.  They'd definitely need to be far better than any chicken fingers I've ever eaten, by a lot.  Surely that shithole has something a little better than chicken finger restaurants on offer?

#75912
21 hours ago, Frank Hammer said:

Sure, Thanks Reaction GIF by Texas A&M University

So what’s the deal with the milkman outfits? Is it some bizarre fake military rank of which I’m unaware?

#75914
2 minutes ago, Deej said:

In College Station, they finger the chickens.

Only the shy ones. Take it either way.

#75915
8 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I'm trying to imagine how good the chicken would need to be for me to make a chicken finger place my top recommendation when speaking of best places to eat in a town, any town.  They'd definitely need to be far better than any chicken fingers I've ever eaten, by a lot.  Surely that shithole has something a little better than chicken finger restaurants on offer?

I seriously think I'd go for the local Applebee's.

#75916
Surely that shithole has something a little better than chicken finger restaurants on offer?

Maybe Olive Garden or Red Lobster.
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#75917
🚨 DEAL ALERT🚨Tickets to the Texas A&M game tomorrow are now selling at $1.00 on SeatGeek

 

#75918
8 minutes ago, demos said:


Maybe Olive Garden or Red Lobster.

The McDonald's in Caldwell.

Just now, BornAndRaised said:
🚨 DEAL ALERT🚨Tickets to the Texas A&M game tomorrow are now selling at $1.00 on SeatGeek

 

Greatest fans ever.

#75920
20 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Surely that shithole has something a little better than chicken finger restaurants on offer?

BJs. The Brewhouse and the glory holes. Both at the same time if you’re brave enough. 

#75922

This isn’t the first visit to aggyland by McNeese. I was there during the first visit took place during the early 2000s, during the RC Slocum era. Being a McNeese Alumn, they presented him a trophy/plaque, during pre-game, for being inducted into the McNeese Sports Hall of Fame.

Little did most attending expect, but McNeese jumped out to a 16-0 lead, through the waning minutes of the 1st half. aggy lines up for a 45+ FG under 30 sec left. He missed it, but the officials called MSU offsides, so he got a re-kick and made it.

4th Qtr, MSU behind less than a TD, had the ball with less than 3:00 and after driving towards midfield, the QB threw and INT for a pick 6 that made the score look worse than the game really was.

Geaux Cowboys and Longhorns!

Hook’em!!!

#75923
On 9/4/2024 at 3:22 PM, Vertigo said:

Georgia Tech might give them some problems. They seem to be a passable team this year, and I think that may be all it takes to beat them. 

Will be awesome if Haynes King leads GT to victory over ND.

#75924
1 hour ago, 'stache said:

So what’s the deal with the milkman outfits? Is it some bizarre fake military rank of which I’m unaware?

Hides the cum splatter better than any other color.

#75925
51 minutes ago, txhorns said:

Hides the cum splatter better than any other color.

It makes people think they are carrying a bottle of milk.

#75926
2 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I'm trying to imagine how good the chicken would need to be for me to make a chicken finger place my top recommendation when speaking of best places to eat in a town, any town.  They'd definitely need to be far better than any chicken fingers I've ever eaten, by a lot.  Surely that shithole has something a little better than chicken finger restaurants on offer?

jack black GIF by Workaholics

Serious Leslie Nielsen GIF by filmeditor

#75927
2 hours ago, 'stache said:

So what’s the deal with the milkman outfits? Is it some bizarre fake military rank of which I’m unaware?

Bull Butter Cadets I guess

#75930

All over the great land, with eyes on 5 modern versions of Apollo leading the faithful in calls for greatness, the great aggy nation offers gifts to their patron lord. As lines of cocaine are laid in front of the altar and dollar bills fall from the sky, they plead to their great one to deliver victory in the great contest tomorrow.

They bow to the great aggy of lore.

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I know the logo is wrong. Don't sue me Aggy.

#75931
9 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

All over the great land, with eyes on 5 modern versions of Apollo leading the faithful in calls for greatness, the great aggy nation offers gifts to their patron lord. As lines of cocaine are laid in front of the altar and dollar bills fall from the sky, they plead to their great one to deliver victory in the great contest tomorrow.

They bow to the great aggy of lore.

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It is very, very bad to mess with Jobu. VERY BAD.

#75932
4 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

It is very, very bad to mess with Jobu. VERY BAD.

I did not make it. A WV grad did. And they are already cursed.

#75933
4 hours ago, Deej said:

The McDonald's in Caldwell.

Greatest fans ever.

They're just amazing negotiators you STOOPID SIP!!

#75936

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Why would a destination sleeping-giant school with facilitiesfacilitiesfacilities and moula hire a head coach that can't attract an elite staff?

#75937

Every time I see that picture of the gomer milkmen, it looks like some of them just got done eating glazed doughnuts for some reason?

#75938
7 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

It is very, very bad to mess with Jobu. VERY BAD.

Up your butt, Jobu!

#75939
14 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Pretty sure he copied this from this board back in the summer:

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Sounds like a dark horse playoff team to me

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#75940
13 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:
🚨 DEAL ALERT🚨Tickets to the Texas A&M game tomorrow are now selling at $1.00 on SeatGeek

 

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#75943
14 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:
🚨 DEAL ALERT🚨Tickets to the Texas A&M game tomorrow are now selling at $1.00 on SeatGeek

 

Just checked and these have now doubled in price.

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#75944
10 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

...then they discover the chicken neck~~~

Hey, take a chicken neck and a couple of pieces of chicken gizzards lined up correctly and you could call it the wanger basket. You could sell a million of them game time in CS. 

#75946
2 hours ago, South Austin said:

That’s totally fake. They’re walking on the grass.

I made that mistake in 1988. Last game I attended in CS. I had no idea about the holy grass or pet semetary. My dad had taught me to be derisive of Aggies, but that day opened my eyes as to why. 
Not a good game.  TAMU beat TCU 0-18 that day. Post living death penalty days for TCU, in the middle of their 40 years wandering the desert of being a football doormat between 1950s power and the resurgence under GP. 

#75949
3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Aggy fans today

 

Lets Go Basketball GIF by New York Knicks

Right back on track…

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and my bet is that next week at terribad UF:

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