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#82201
1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

The reason aggy gets worse as the year goes on is they are finally forced to play teams with a pulse. Even more dastardly, they are forced to play on the road.  It’s not fair, it’s not right, it’s total gayness. 

Good thing Texas has such an easy schedule year in and out. Thankfully we aren’t playing anyone next year as a season opener that’s in the playoffs……………wait. 

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#82208
1 hour ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

From the very end of October to the very end of December, my have the mighty have fallen

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One thing we 100% know for sure about their 2026 schedule is they will not play UGA. They never play them.

#82209
5 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

One thing we 100% know for sure about their 2026 schedule is they will not play UGA. They never play them.

Well duh, GA doesn’t want to go to THE Kyle Field and face the 12th man. Especially at night. 

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#82211

looch going to looch ....

Texas fans right now celebrating the SEC being down and 'top heavy' while also forgetting they're in the SEC. On brand.

 

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#82212
19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

looch going to looch ....

Texas fans right now celebrating the SEC being down and 'top heavy' while also forgetting they're in the SEC. On brand.

 

We are the reason it’s top heavy. Dumb bitch. 

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#82213
20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

looch going to looch ....

Texas fans right now celebrating the SEC being down and 'top heavy' while also forgetting they're in the SEC. On brand.

 

They can’t understand the fact that we just don’t give a shit about the SEC. Win, lose dgaf.  All that matters is us winning. The rest of yall? Fuck off 

#82214
12 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

They can’t understand the fact that we just don’t give a shit about the SEC. Win, lose dgaf.  All that matters is us winning. The rest of yall? Fuck off 

Yep. 💯

#82215

Billy is such a micro peen and he reinforces it every time he tweets.

Sit down and for once in your life, just shut the fuck up you thin skinned, tiny dick cretin!

#82218
56 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

looch going to looch ....

Texas fans right now celebrating the SEC being down and 'top heavy' while also forgetting they're in the SEC. On brand.

 

 

#82219
46 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

They can’t understand the fact that we just don’t give a shit about the SEC. Win, lose dgaf.  All that matters is us winning. The rest of yall? Fuck off 

This

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#82222
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

looch going to looch ....

Texas fans right now celebrating the SEC being down and 'top heavy' while also forgetting they're in the SEC. On brand.

 

Loochie is such a fucking cuck. Dick breath, we don’t give a shit about you or your conference butt buddies. We beat your ass, now shut the fuck up. Fuck you. 

#82223
2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Loochie is such a fucking cuck. Dick breath, we don’t give a shit about you or your conference butt buddies. We beat your ass, now shut the fuck up. Fuck you. 

 

hes laughing all the way to the bank 

#82224
8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

hes laughing all the way to the bank 

He may be. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king. In this case, it’s the douche with the lopsided head. 

#82225
1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

They can’t understand the fact that we just don’t give a shit about the SEC. Win, lose dgaf.  All that matters is us winning. The rest of yall? Fuck off 

When your entire identity is based on the success of your conference to offset and justify you losses in delusional fantasy... you NEED it to do well. 

#82226
5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Texas fans right now celebrating the SEC being down and 'top heavy' while also forgetting they're in the SEC. On brand.

Sips laughing at little brother is on-brand. Well, cry me a river. You bet your ass it is. You know what else is on-brand?

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#82228

Old Army redasses don’t realize their problem of generational failures & mediocrity is due to their own bizarre & delusional backwoods hick “culture” that nobody outside Brazos County respects.

But they no doubt deserve accolades for their consistent contributions to Texas humor since they won WW2.

#82229
11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

hes laughing all the way to the bank 

tell aggy exactly what they want to hear, don't let anyone disagree and charge them for it, fucking genius.

#82230
15 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

From the very end of October to the very end of December, my have the mighty have fallen

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“The 2026 SEC schedule might have us playing Georgia at Kyle field for the first time ever and Kentucky at Kroger Field for the first time since 1953:”. 
 

In our first year we have played Georgia more times than Aggie has in their 12 years, that’s pretty absurd they have only played once.  Also, is he assuming Kentucky will be a home game or is UK stadium also called Kroger field?  

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#82231
44 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Old Army redasses don’t realize their problem of generational failures & mediocrity is due to their own bizarre & delusional backwoods hick “culture” that nobody outside Brazos County respects.

But they no doubt deserve accolades for their consistent contributions to Texas humor since they won WW2.

Not my picture, but I had a few of these as a kid:

 

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#82233

The comedy level was lowbrow enough that us little kids would get the jokes, but complex enough to stump the average aggie.

#82234

Old Army redasses don’t realize their problem of generational failures & mediocrity is due to their own bizarre & delusional backwoods hick “culture” that nobody outside Brazos County respects.



This is dead on correct. And it’s this delusion that their ridiculous culture will always eventually win the day that keeps them from simply facing and dealing with reality. It dooms them to subpar results in all aspects of their lives, not just on the football field.

I don’t think it’s just old army red asses either, but I haven’t lived there for a long time so maybe the new aggy generations are coming out of the stone age. Personally, I doubt it.
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I definitely recognize a few of the covers as my dad had a few of them when I was a kid. I wish those were still in print somewhere.

#82238
I definitely recognize a few of the covers as my dad had a few of them when I was a kid. I wish those were still in print somewhere.

You can get a lot of out of print stuff on Amazon
#82239
2 hours ago, Treefidy said:

Also, is he assuming Kentucky will be a home game or is UK stadium also called Kroger field?  

My apologies if you are being sarcastic and it is going completely over my head, but Kentucky football plays its home games at Kroger Field.

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#82240
10 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

That’s the joke!! Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaggy

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaggy Would make a great T-shirt. 

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#82243

This is an all-timer!  My compliments to whichever of you is this guy:

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The underperformance by the SEC in bowl season has been the talk of college football recently, and Texas A&M football is getting lumped right in the middle of it. The Aggies, of course, dropped a last-second decision to the USC Trojans in the Las Vegas bowl only days ago.

But for the most part, every SEC team has getting it handed to them in their postseason games. LSU overwhelmed a completely outmatched Baylor squad earlier today, but that was sandwiched between disappointing and unexpected losses by Alabama and South Carolina to Big 10 teams.


Carolina had some tough breaks in their game, but Alabama simply looked entirely unprepared. Tennessee, similarly, was completely shellacked by Ohio State in the first round of the playoff after a lot of trash talk by Volunteer fans.

The fact is that on the biggest stages so far for the SEC, teams have fallen face-first over their respective hurdles. Is it fair, though, to consider the Aggies alongside these other teams?

I think it's a little bit of a different story for A&M, in all honesty. This is not to say they shouldn't have won their game— they absolutely should have. But a close look at the game and the circumstances surrounding it tell a different story.


First of all, the sheer number of late scratches for the Aggies was an early sign that A&M was in for some trouble. At kickoff, it was announced that A&M would be without Scooby Williams, Will Lee, Ar'maj Reed-Adams, and Amari Daniels— just to name a few. And this isn't even to mention the defensive line players that the Aggies already lacked due to opt-outs.

Then, you have to consider just how depleted the Aggies were due to transfer and injury. Cyrus Allen and Le'Veon Moss, season-long contributors, were both missing the game after suffering season-ending injury.

This is not to say that it's fine that A&M lost the game— but, all things considered, it's maybe more of a shock that they were as close to winning that one as they ended up. I don't think it's that out of pocket to say that the biggest reason this one felt as bad as it did was the fact that it was A&M losing a huge lead— if we considered all those factors and it was a more normal game progression, I think the result may have been viewed as a little more expected.


There are certainly reasons to criticize the Aggies for this game. But this certainly wasn't the same story of an overwhelming favorite losing to a far overmatched team that we thought leading up to the game, due completely to the Aggie roster losses in retrospect.

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#82244

Ooops double whammy for aggy
 

Texas A&M standout wide receiver Noah Thomas has entered the transfer portal, @chris_hummer and I have learned for @cbssports/@247Sports.The 6-6, 200-pound Thomas led A&M this year with 574 receiving yards and eight receiving touchdowns.https://t.co/10Sz3YxlzO

 

#82247
23 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

looch going to looch ....

Texas fans right now celebrating the SEC being down and 'top heavy' while also forgetting they're in the SEC. On brand.

 

It’s called being aware of reality… give it a shot aggy

#82248
1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

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Former Florida State and Texas A&M coach Jimbo Fisher, always with a good sense of humor (almost always anyway), got a kick out of his reception from Texas fans as a Peach Bowl Hall of Fame inductee before today’s game:

 

#82250
On 12/30/2024 at 6:55 PM, Steel Shank said:

I'd fuck her armpit.

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that said, I’d suck a fart out of her ass, hold it like a bong rip, and then snowball it into her mouth.

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