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#82601
12 minutes ago, dec3169 said:

I figure it is more like a zoo, but without the cages.

I mean.. that's a pretty good description of Boys Town.. just saying

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#82602
50 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

No. I’m 99% certain he’s a poster on this site. 

Then why did he stop with his weeky SEC rankings the week before the Texas-aggy game?

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#82603
1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

No. I’m 99% certain he’s a poster on this site. 

Dude should be paying royalties to Imma.

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#82604

Aggy will hope we win on Friday so their "2nd best loss" grows ever greater in glory.

Aggy will pray for our demise and utter destruction on Friday cause they hate us with the power of a thousand suns. 

Discuss. 

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#82606
1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Then why did he stop with his weeky SEC rankings the week before the Texas-aggy game?

 

because he's playing to us.

#82607
10 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

You ever go watch a parade that had the Shriners driving those go-carts around, or watching midget wrestling?

Same thing.

The lady midgets? 

i said that out loud didn't i...

#82608
"One of the most low-rent, low-class, dishonorable moves in coaching history"
Good 

Has anyone called out this asshat on twitter on this?
#82612
21 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

True premium entertainment, but only on special occasions at Northgate.

Was it Wednesdays?  

#82614
2 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Paired with 50 cent pitchers of Busch Light Peach.

Would lay some pipe.

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#82616
13 hours ago, TOR said:

Dude should be paying royalties to Imma.

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#82621
5 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I love going back and re-reading what he writes

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Well he got one thing right and one thing wrong -

1) Clemson came out hot, but unfortunately for them we came immediately right bsck and beat them by 2 scores.

2) Losing in Austin? JLaw ok.gif

#82622
17 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Aggy will hope we win on Friday so their "2nd best loss" grows ever greater in glory.

Aggy will pray for our demise and utter destruction on Friday cause they hate us with the power of a thousand suns. 

Discuss. 

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Great pic, but looch's face belongs better on S Crumb.

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#82623
1 hour ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I love going back and re-reading what he writes

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He didn't do 2nd round predictions, did he?

See, this and the disappearing SEC Power Rankings are why I am convinced he is not a sock. He acts just like a real aggy and talks all sorts of shit about UT up until the point where reality overwhelms his wishcasting. Next step will be to punt until next year when he can start all over again, just like they always do.

#82624
13 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

He didn't do 2nd round predictions, did he?

See, this and the disappearing SEC Power Rankings are why I am convinced he is not a sock. He acts just like a real aggy and talks all sorts of shit about UT up until the point where reality overwhelms his wishcasting. Next step will be to punt until next year when he can start all over again, just like they always do.

I'd love to read what the wordsmith has to say but alas, he doesn't publish second round predictions. Imagine that

#82625
18 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

He didn't do 2nd round predictions, did he?

See, this and the disappearing SEC Power Rankings are why I am convinced he is not a sock. He acts just like a real aggy and talks all sorts of shit about UT up until the point where reality overwhelms his wishcasting. Next step will be to punt until next year when he can start all over again, just like they always do.

Have you not noticed that he just moves on to the next sport where aggy will assuredly dominate?

#82626
8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Have you not noticed that he just moves on to the next sport where aggy will assuredly dominate?

Yes, and it's the same process with each sport - a yearly cycle.

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#82627
On 1/5/2025 at 3:35 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Eh, Austin still has The Hole In The Wall.  (Not that I'd trade.)

 

23 hours ago, Scuba Saba said:

"entertainment destination," that I am not familiar with." Sort of like a low rent Boy's Town"  

Here me out, gents.  We need to pitch the idea to the current owners of Hole in the Wall.  Gonna make a satellite location in Collie Station in this entertainment district they brag about.  It will honor one of the greatest aggy traditions on record.  And we shall call this place:

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Hole in the Stall

 

#82630
On 1/7/2025 at 3:32 PM, TrashMaster G said:

Has anyone considered or researched the possibility that Graham might be the late 13-0 Branding Iron's possibly-illegitimate, certainly retarded son?

Serious question since I haven't been on Texangs in years, you refer to him as "the late," is Branding Iron dead?  

#82635

The Dick’s Sporting Goods in SA (Rim) is very similar, if not on a larger scale. The whole front entrance is tables and racks in the middle isle full of UT stuff. You have to go to the back of the store to find aggy gear, close to their NFL offerings.

Hook’em!!!

#82638
1 hour ago, Zone Read said:

Serious question since I haven't been on Texangs in years, you refer to him as "the late," is Branding Iron dead?  

As Colonel Sanders. He's tets up.

#82643
5 minutes ago, Cuernavaca said:

Arizona State is dead.

They are irrelevant 😭

Fuck them, especially all of them.

Now that's a sentiment I can get behind!

WOW - Tempe 12 calendar girls | calendar girls, arizona state ...

#82645
19 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

as fried chicken. 

Was this recent?  Cause of demise? Didn't he claim to be some ultra-marathon running tougher than a delta force warrior street-brawling badass that was in the peak of shape and had ninja-like fighting skills?  I recall him challenging people to fight him all the time over disagreements.  Did he finally actually meet up with someone he called out and it didn't go well?  Surely a guy like him doesn't die of natural causes.

#82646
5 minutes ago, Zone Read said:

Was this recent?  Cause of demise? Didn't he claim to be some ultra-marathon running tougher than a delta force warrior street-brawling badass that was in the peak of shape and had ninja-like fighting skills?  I recall him challenging people to fight him all the time over disagreements.  Did he finally actually meet up with someone he called out and it didn't go well?  Surely a guy like him doesn't die of natural causes.

Quick search says it was in 2020...

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/cr so might have been horse paste related. /no cr

 

#82647
57 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

/cr so might have been horse paste related.

nah, they would have built a statue of him already.

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