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#88101
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

To clarify, Elko is a dead man walking because he's morbidly obese and hates salad.  

I bet The Elk would murder a wedge with extra bacon and dressing.

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Take a look at the before and after comparison photos of a much needed cleaning on the exterior facade of Reed Arena and the Cox-McFerrin Center for Aggie Basketball! #FacOps

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#88103
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

To clarify, Elko is a dead man walking because he's morbidly obese and hates salad.  

It doesn't look to me like Elko hates anything remotely edible. 

4 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Take a look at the before and after comparison photos of a much needed cleaning on the exterior facade of Reed Arena and the Cox-McFerrin Center for Aggie Basketball! #FacOps

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It looks like the only thing they did different was take those pictures at a different time of day. 

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#88104

Let's play a game-- which is College Station, and which is Soviet Czechoslovakia?

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#88105
1 minute ago, utee94 said:

Let's play a game-- which is College Station, and which is Soviet Czechoslovakia?

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C'mon man, you give it away when one picture has hills/mountains, trees, and rivers all in the shot. 

#88106
2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

C'mon man, you give it away when one picture has hills/mountains, trees, and rivers all in the shot. 

And healthier grass. 

#88107
15 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Take a look at the before and after comparison photos of a much needed cleaning on the exterior facade of Reed Arena and the Cox-McFerrin Center for Aggie Basketball! #FacOps

 

Did they pay a couple kids a hundred bucks to power wash them or something?

#88109
11 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

C'mon man, you give it away when one picture has hills/mountains, trees, and rivers all in the shot. 

to be fair, it does look like sewage water in that pic.

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#88110
2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Did they pay a couple kids a hundred bucks to power wash them or something?

Compare and contrast:

UT regents to decide on demolishing Frank Erwin Center to make way for Dell  Medical School expansion

 

Sustainability strikes a chord at Moody Center: An Austin Green Business  Leader Spotlight | AustinTexas.gov

#88113
38 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I bet The Elk would murder a wedge with extra bacon and dressing.

Regarding what the ELK would have in the 'salad' category - I envision his hearty approval of this  - 

 

 

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SEC Teams with NO Road Wins Against Ranked Opponents Since 2014:-Texas A&MThat’s it. That’s the list.

 

#88116
16 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Compare and contrast:

UT regents to decide on demolishing Frank Erwin Center to make way for Dell  Medical School expansion

 

Sustainability strikes a chord at Moody Center: An Austin Green Business  Leader Spotlight | AustinTexas.gov

BUt A&m'S FaCILiTieS aRe So MUcH BetTeR tHAn TeE EwE!!!

#88118
11 minutes ago, TexasBeta said:

Regarding what the ELK would have in the 'salad' category - I envision his hearty approval of this  - 

 

 

Taco salad would of course be Elk's entrée to his Wedge Xtra bacon Xtra dressing in his "Keto" diet phase.

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#88119
52 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

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#88120
Texas A&M RB commit KJ Edwards will be visiting Texas and LSU this fall… @MaroonInside The latest-> https://t.co/8rfQMhCBN8

 

#88124
6 hours ago, Mittens said:
SEC Teams with NO Road Wins Against Ranked Opponents Since 2014:-Texas A&MThat’s it. That’s the list.

 

I’ll say it once and I’ll say it again……..fucking weirdos 

#88125

I can't even imagine that there are enough kids who think "hey that's cool" to fill a 5A high school much less a 70K student campus.  Good God.

#88127
2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

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for avoidance of doubt, which one is the before?

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#88129
1 hour ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I’ll say it once and I’ll say it again……..fucking weirdos 

The word you are looking for is cult. 

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Absolute authoritarianism without accountability

Zero tolerance for criticism or questions

Lack of meaningful financial disclosure regarding budget

Unreasonable fears about the outside world that often involve evil conspiracies and persecutions

A belief that former followers are always wrong for leaving and there is never a legitimate reason for anyone else to leave

Abuse of members

Records, books, articles, or programs documenting the abuses of the leader or group

Followers feeling they are never able to be “good enough”

A belief that the leader is right at all times

A belief that the leader is the exclusive means of knowing “truth” or giving validation

10 warning signs of a Cult

Why People Join Cults:

To those on the outside, it can be difficult to understand why anyone would join a cult. 

They Don't Know They're Joining a Cult - Most individuals don’t recognize the group they’re joining is considered a cult.

They Have Unresolved Insecurities

Another study found that many cult members experience attachment insecurity prior to joining a cult. Their insecurities may drive them toward a group that promises acceptance.

Once they join a group, they’re usually distanced from outside influences. After people are separated from the outside world, leaving the group becomes difficult. They often grow dependent on being in the group and develop suspicions of anyone outside the group.

This is why some people suspect that cult members are “brainwashed.” And there is some science behind this idea, as members are often told they’re being persecuted by people outside the group.

They Are Manipulated Into Joining

The other major theory about why individuals remain in cults is mostly sociological. Cult leaders often promise to reward members in some way. They may tell them they’re going to move up the ranks within the cult or they may convince them that something really good is going to happen to their special group.

Does all that sound familiar? Yes, those on the outside can't understand. It's weird because it's a fucking CULT!

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#88131
9 hours ago, utee94 said:

Let's play a game-- which is College Station, and which is Soviet Czechoslovakia?

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Looks like the grass has really let itself go. I thought they made sure no one walked on it by punishment of death.

#88134
8 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

Looks like the grass has really let itself go. I thought they made sure no one walked on it by punishment of manning the glory holes for a week.

They're not that barbaric...

#88135
22 hours ago, kibbles said:

I am not saying this is true but if I were a closeted gay from college station, I would look a lot like that little curly haired writer bitch that you all are making fun of.   But, I am not.  Just saying, if...you know?

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#88136
14 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I can't even imagine that there are enough kids who think "hey that's cool" to fill a 5A high school much less a 70K student campus.  Good God.

Down in the Houston area you would be surprised. When I lived there, one of my roommates went to Montgomery High School out near Conroe and he said that at least 90% of the kids went to aggy for college. He chose UH instead because he hated aggy. Smart choice. He said Montgomery high was basically aggieland 2.0 

#88137
4 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Down in the Houston area you would be surprised. When I lived there, one of my roommates went to Montgomery High School out near Conroe and he said that at least 90% of the kids went to aggy for college. He chose UH instead because he hated aggy. Smart choice. He said Montgomery high was basically aggieland 2.0 

Ahem....

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#88138
28 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Down in the Houston area you would be surprised. When I lived there, one of my roommates went to Montgomery High School out near Conroe and he said that at least 90% of the kids went to aggy for college. He chose UH instead because he hated aggy. Smart choice. He said Montgomery high was basically aggieland 2.0 

We lived in the Clear Lake area for a long time, two of our kids graduated from Clear Creek HS. They’re the wildcats, but Aggie colors. I was so glad when they graduated, we moved, and I could toss all that hideous maroon clothing I bought. The Aggie hive mind is strong down there. 
 

Now we live in rural ETX. The hive mind is even stronger up here. Tshirt fans everywhere. 

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#88140
13 minutes ago, nnm said:

We lived in the Clear Lake area for a long time, two of our kids graduated from Clear Creek HS. They’re the wildcats, but Aggie colors. I was so glad when they graduated, we moved, and I could toss all that hideous maroon clothing I bought. The Aggie give mind is strong down there. 
 

Now we live in rural ETX. The hive mind is even stronger up here. Tshirt fans everywhere. 

Tell me about it. Been dealing with that shit most of my life

#88144
On 8/7/2025 at 5:23 PM, BurntEyes said:

Texas A&M fans, as with most college football fans, have about had it with the obeisance and hagiography of Arch Manning by the national media

My dear Graham you are per chance apt to mislay your assemblage with aforesaid variegated verbosity.

But he was compensated with a multiplicity of units of exchange within the realm of the empire.

(this is something the superintendent of schools sent my Dad after he won the county school writing contest -- as the only entrant, but youthful verbosity aside, my Dad was a terrific writer).

#88145
18 hours ago, markstanco said:


So would I.

Whoa! I was simply challenging the notion The Elk doesn't partake of salad. In no way was I disparaging the deliciousness that is a good wedge salad.

#88146
7 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Whoa! I was simply challenging the notion The Elk doesn't partake of salad. In no way was I disparaging the deliciousness that is a good wedge salad.

The bad thing about getting a wedge salet at a place like Al Biernat's is that it fills you up and you have to suffer through the steak.  Not suffer but you know what I mean. 

#88148
7 minutes ago, markstanco said:

The bad thing about getting a wedge salet at a place like Al Biernat's is that it fills you up and you have to suffer through the steak.  Not suffer but you know what I mean. 

I love a good salad, but it’s a rookie mistake to gorge at the outstanding salad bar at Taste of Texas or a Brazilian steak restaurant. 

#88149
20 minutes ago, markstanco said:

The bad thing about getting a wedge salet at a place like Al Biernat's is that it fills you up and you have to suffer through the steak.  Not suffer but you know what I mean. 

Your lack of gastro intake capacity and will is disheartening. I understand Elko teaches a class on The Art of Consumption, perhaps you should look into it. 

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