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#9851

"Being into Asians"

"Inner city recruits"

Stay classy atm. Still getting over the 19th amendment I guess.

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#9853

I should stop being amazed at how being a shit team in the SEC means more to them than competing for conference titles in other P5 leagues.

#9854
8 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I should stop being amazed at how being a shit team in the SEC means more to them than competing for conference titles in other P5 leagues.

Well, they don't compete for titles in any league so it's about who they prefer to root for. They'd rather not lose to Texas on the field or for recruits.  

#9855

Manufactured fandom? They are the ones that are requiring their ROTC to show up to games in uniform to hump it up. I also take issue with them trying to talk shit about Herman and his wife, when Jimbo and his ex-wife were involved in some pretty freaky shit. 

#9856
36 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I should stop being amazed at how being a shit team in the SEC means more to them than competing for conference titles in other P5 leagues.

I'm guessing they don't take issue with a T-shirt fan league like they do with a T-shirt fan school. 

#9857
9 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Manufactured fandom? They are the ones that are requiring their ROTC to show up to games in uniform to hump it up. I also take issue with them trying to talk shit about Herman and his wife, when Jimbo and his ex-wife were involved in some pretty freaky shit. 

Well, Jimbo's ex was involved in some pretty freaky shit...Jimbo is the perfect aggy, a simple, little man who thinks he is great but can't even satisfy his woman. 

#9858

Look if you are expecting anything but pathological insanity from Texags when it comes to Texas you are going to be disappointed. They would fake outrage at Tom Herman raising money for burn victims.

#9863
14 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Like when RC was fucking his secretary and left his wife for her?

It’s okay cause his secretary was an aggy. Nice try.

#9865
5 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

So Aggy is a one point favorite against LSU. Am I missing something Vegas? 

All my money is going on LSU. I saw the same. 

#9866
6 hours ago, Lone Star Horn said:

sometimes??? that's their reason for living

Riding dick is a time-honored aggy turdition.

#9868

Lmao. No Aggy, no one gives a fuck about infidelity. No one here would be calling for the death penalty if Jimbo cheated on his wife. Quit reaching.

Also, why would being into Asians be an infraction? Hmm

#9870
Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Also, why would being into Asians be an infraction? Hmm

"If it ain't white, it ain't right." - aggy

#9871

Lmao. If this doesn't sum up Aggy, I don't know what does. Trying their best to mimic big brother. They saw Tom's text go viral and they got desperate. How embarrassing as an Aggy fan that your official Twitter page resorts to this behavior.
#9874
2 hours ago, Machinator said:

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That's really fucking rich coming from someone whose coach literally covered up rape (and whatever the fuck other sex crimes Winston doubtlessly committed at FSU). And yet, no one seems to talk about that anymore? Must be all the aggy power brokers keeping it out of the news.

Or more likely, it's because Jimbo coaches at a backwater cow college that no one gives a fuck about.

#9875
11 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

 

those stupid bastards probably don't even know the context. 

My wife (the Vol fan) said "they so want to be Texas it's not even funny!"

#9876
15 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

 

The University of Texas at Austin - What starts here gets copied by aggy

#9878
4 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

The University of Texas at Austin - What starts here gets copied by aggy

they will trademark this 70 yrs from now.

#9881
3 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

I'm actually impressed it wasn't:

"Ok. Cool
SECSECSECSEC"

Tbh


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I'm sure a bunch of aggy are thinking it.

#9882
4 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

They are a beating to read.

SEC benefits:

1.  Being the premier college athletics team in the state of Texas. (Good fucking grief. Middle of the pack football, bottom feeder other sports)

2.  Fun schedule with fun road trips.  (I actually give them this one, certainly better road trips.  But don't they play 8 home games each year?  Still, there is 1 o every other year and 2 more that happen every 14 years)

3.  National TV. (I guess in the 80's when there weren't 5,000 channels)

4.  SEC network.  (OK, guess they trump us here since they have an exclusive network that they share with 13 other schools.  It's one channel up from ours on my TV andight ni get to see ASU vs Pig sows basketball. Flip down a channel and I see the replay of UT beating ISU.  Advantage aggy)

#9883
33 minutes ago, The Dog said:

those stupid bastards probably don't even know the context. 

My wife (the Vol fan) said "they so want to be Texas it's not even funny!"

I've been saying this for years.  They don't want to be us, they want to BE us.

#9884
47 minutes ago, Stilicho said:

They just can't help themselves.

The official twitter channel did that? Pathetic.

#9885
21 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

The official twitter channel did that? Pathetic.

Yep. If it was just a fan account, that is one thing. But for the official account for Aggy football, embarrassing. 

#9888



They are a beating to read.
SEC benefits:
1.  Being the premier college athletics team in the state of Texas. (Good fucking grief. Middle of the pack football, bottom feeder other sports)
2.  Fun schedule with fun road trips.  (I actually give them this one, certainly better road trips.  But don't they play 8 home games each year?  Still, there is 1 o every other year and 2 more that happen every 14 years)
3.  National TV. (I guess in the 80's when there weren't 5,000 channels)
4.  SEC network.  (OK, guess they trump us here since they have an exclusive network that they share with 13 other schools.  It's one channel up from ours on my TV andight ni get to see ASU vs Pig sows basketball. Flip down a channel and I see the replay of UT beating ISU.  Advantage aggy)


Well they are stuck in the 80's culturally.
#9889
On 11/17/2018 at 4:18 PM, ousux said:

When you're the first person in your family to make it through HS much less college, it's a bfd. 

 

 

This is what it all boils down to. Same thing with their high school aggy class rings

#9892
4 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

How fucking petty and insecure do you have to be to be upset that we sang a journey song during a game?

That's because they didn't think of it.  They will now re-think their "organic" atmosphere.....just wait....they'll be singing something soon enough.   I'm sure we could come up with a few suggestions.

#9893
7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

This is funny. They act like they don't keep up or watch the Big 12/Texas yet they post about both constantly. Funny how it always circles back to conference talk for them instead of their own team.

In other words, they watched us beat Iowa State last night on LHN.  Whoop!

#9894

Aggy will have a sing along to Homer and Jethro's classic, "Mama Don't Whip Little Buford".   That will get those gomers in the mood.  

#9895
4 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

I should stop being amazed at how being a shit team in the SEC means more to them than competing for conference titles in other P5 leagues.

How about competing for conference titles in their own league?

SWC: last non-cheating title was.... 1939?

b12: 0

sEc: 0

#9896
Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

How about competing for conference titles in their own league?

SWC: last non-cheating title was.... 1939?

b12: 0

sEc: 0

They won the Big 12 once. 1998 I think. When they spoiled Michael Bishop and Kansas State's undefeated season that would have sent them to the national championship. That is their last conference championship, though. Besides the fake ones they put on their wall.

#9899

reposting from a dying thread:

re: tceh/aggy in the texas bowl .... guns the fuck up on that one.   what a huge problem for the sec league office.  how the hell are they going to fix a result for a 7-5 aggy?  especially if a couple of the sec rivalry games go as expected.  the further aggy falls down the pecking order, the harder it's going to be to fix their opponent; bowls across the confederacy no longer want aggy... the truth about aggy, milkmen, their kristall-nacht activities the night before the game in the local downtown entertainment district... the rest of their league is now on to them, and fixing their bowl opponent this year is going to be a real bitch.  an embarrassing bowl loss to *any* opponent regardless of league is simply not what aggy paid for (with our money).

#9900
3 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

So Aggy is a one point favorite against LSU. Am I missing something Vegas? 

Vegas is just fucking with aggy to build them up.  

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