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#90651
3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Knowing who his father is, the fetus opted out. 

Hell awaits me.

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#90653
2 hours ago, Deej said:

aggy relative just texted me to "enjoy your shitty bowl game"

Will do. Even more so, now. 

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#90660
13 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


They won’t finish top 5 in the final rankings.

I meant top 5 season of all time for them. Not ranked in top 5.

 

11-2 and playoffs. 
 

I mean.. didn’t make conference champ game and Didn’t beat Texas. But still top 5 season 

#90663
4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

White dudes leading a mob with torches. Great idea. Not at all on the nose. 

Those fellas look like the type that would shove a dildo up their ass to prove they arent homophobic. 

#90666
13 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

 

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It’s a love story

Baby just say yes 

#90670

Have any autists on here listed out what all contributors A&M is potentially losing? I know they're losing at least three starting OL, Howell, Lee, and are probably losing Concepcion. Who else? 

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#90671

Just stopped by to kick aggy in the balls again for losing to Miami.  Now, I need a smoke.

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#90674

Occasionally a man may hit low points in life, and even more infrequently he may hit rock bottom. But if he keeps spiraling downward, he ends up here....

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#90679
35 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Occasionally a man may hit low points in life, and even more infrequently he may hit rock bottom. But if he keeps spiraling downward, he ends up here....

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You know, people shit on us and joke about “Texas is back,” but a&m gets more media hype repeatedly for things they never have and never will do than any school I’ve ever seen.

I remember when they were Herbstriet’s “dark horse” to win it all one year, when that moron Desmond Howard picked them to make the playoffs, and even this year when some doofuses said they were the best team in America. They have a lot of media dick suckers for a team that hasn’t won shit since FDR was in DC.

Texas A&M is not a serious school in athletics or academics. It’s a diploma factory that spends a ton of money to lose in sports. 

#90680
2 hours ago, Fud said:

Have any autists on here listed out what all contributors A&M is potentially losing? I know they're losing at least three starting OL, Howell, Lee, and are probably losing Concepcion. Who else? 

Ej Smith, Moss, Chappell, Anderson, scooby, Regis…..looking over the roster, wow they really benefited from that schedule. 

#90681
2 hours ago, Fud said:

Have any autists on here listed out what all contributors A&M is potentially losing? I know they're losing at least three starting OL, Howell, Lee, and are probably losing Concepcion. Who else? 

 

4 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

Ej Smith, Moss, Chappell, Anderson, scooby, Regis…..looking over the roster, wow they really benefited from that schedule. 

The important thing, though, is that Reed is coming back, and Elko the Rotund signed a mid-season extension.

#90682
10 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

So my LG TV died this morning 41 days after the 5 year warranty expired (get fucked LG). So to watch this game I went to a local bar wearing a Texas hat. 

By the 3rd quarter I’d educated the bar about how ass backward aggy is and they now know it’s a fake military cult. 

So I thank LG for helping educate some Pennsylvanians about aggy being aggy.

Hopefully the lg loss turns out to be an even greater net positive. The new oleds are really, really good. 

15 hours ago, elfenix said:

best call, good job keeping it going for a couple minutes:

 

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"why? because i'm an aggy and i love kissing my sister"

 

"Next year we need to kiss UNFAMILY" 

#90683
13 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Such a shame to think they would have been seeded differently if things had gone differently in Austin.  Just a real shame.

All they had to do was beat the lowly sips and they could have

A) made their 1st conference championship game in 27 long years, and

B) played a shitty G5 at home in the 1st round

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#90685
2 hours ago, Horn80 said:

Just stopped by to kick aggy in the balls again for losing to Miami.  Now, I need a smoke.

that reminds me of... and Aggie joke.

 

Aggie is in bed having a smoke, with the gal he just banged.

The he excited says, "You don't have AIDS do you?" 

The gal replies "Hell fucking no!"

Aggie replies, "Whoo, glad to hear that!  The last thing I want is that again!"

#90686
1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Occasionally a man may hit low points in life, and even more infrequently he may hit rock bottom. But if he keeps spiraling downward, he ends up here....

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He didn’t see Fowler and Herbie laughing about how intimidating Kyle field isn’t on the bus the other day did he? No one picked the Aggies, every one but them knows what’s up. 

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#90687
8 hours ago, Mileslong said:

 

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At least they had cotton balls to dry their tears.

 

 

#90688
31 minutes ago, TOR said:

 

The important thing, though, is that Reed is coming back, and Elko the Rotund signed a mid-season extension.

And they get to play the same soft SEC schedule they had this …..  oh.

#90689
3 minutes ago, ABSR said:

And they get to play the same soft SEC schedule they had this …..  oh.

They play blou the week before our game.  Such a shame.

#90690
46 minutes ago, TOR said:

 

The important thing, though, is that Reed is coming back, and Elko the Rotund signed a mid-season extension.

And they hired a career WRs coach to run the offense unsupervised 

#90694
10 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


They won’t finish top 5 in the final rankings.

They won't be Top 5 in the SEC unless PO teams are guaranteed something in the rankings.

#90696
3 minutes ago, Vato Macho said:

That was outstanding. Any idea who are the possibilities for their OC next season?

Dude, read the news 

#90699

The only thing that would have made this better is if it had been Texas Tech they lost to. That would have been the chef’s kiss.  

But I’ll take 3 points.   

#90700

I love it that Reed is not good enough to win a championship but not bad enough to force him to portal and find the next guy. They are stuck with him.

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