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#90804
22 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Why does A&M always lose? Is it just bad luck? 

We can answer this by observing and understanding, for example, the laws of physics and mathematics. Simply, these laws define consistent, immutable patterns of nature.

Take for example the Law of Large numbers which states that over time the average result of independent tests will converge to the expected mean as you conduct more tests. Yes, deviations from the mean will occur, but the long term performance will be the mean. In the case of a&m, a 11-2 season will happen, but 8-4 will be the result more often than not.

Why? Let's look at physics, specifically gravity. We measure gravity on earth at a constant of 9.8m/s2. But in college sports the gravity is different for each program. I failed the define gravity to open this paragraph, so let me do it now. Gravity is the force of attraction between two objects. In lay terms, this is how strong a sucking force can be. a&m just sucks a whole lot more - it's a consistent, immutable pattern of nature that can only explained and understood as such.

#90805
14 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Culture eats strategy for breakfast 

And Mike Elko eats everything for breakfast

#90811
1 hour ago, Danimal said:

We can answer this by observing and understanding, for example, the laws of physics and mathematics. Simply, these laws define consistent, immutable patterns of nature.

Take for example the Law of Large numbers which states that over time the average result of independent tests will converge to the expected mean as you conduct more tests. Yes, deviations from the mean will occur, but the long term performance will be the mean. In the case of a&m, a 11-2 season will happen, but 8-4 will be the result more often than not.

Why? Let's look at physics, specifically gravity. We measure gravity on earth at a constant of 9.8m/s2. But in college sports the gravity is different for each program. I failed the define gravity to open this paragraph, so let me do it now. Gravity is the force of attraction between two objects. In lay terms, this is how strong a sucking force can be. a&m just sucks a whole lot more - it's a consistent, immutable pattern of nature that can only explained and understood as such.

Constants:

C= OU Sucks

K= aggy self destruction roller coaster

#90813

I know the real image was one orange and one green but can someone fill me in about why he had them hanging out there in the first place?

 

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#90814
1 hour ago, Born Burnt said:

Merry Christmas

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that look on kuato looch's face is killing me!

#90815
13 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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that shirt said : "try to tuck me in. i dare you"

#90816
30 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I know the real image was one orange and one green but can someone fill me in about why he had them hanging out there in the first place?

 

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I noticed that as well, I just thought it was just a fad that some kids may be doing.  

#90817
43 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I know the real image was one orange and one green but can someone fill me in about why he had them hanging out there in the first place?

 

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Because they are clowns

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#90818
17 hours ago, yoladu said:

haha.. "showcase" their traditions on national TV. 

The nation wouldn't think you were a bunch of weirdos if you hid those traditions instead.

Cross posting for posterity

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#90820
26 minutes ago, markstanco said:

I noticed that as well, I just thought it was just a fad that some kids may be doing.  

Newest Turdition WHOOOP!

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#90821
5 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Cross posting for posterity

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Randolph Duke and ChatGPT:

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#90822

NSIAP. Even when it comes from an Alabama guy it is fun to watch the rest of the SEC figure aggy out.

8:34 "Marcel Reed nothing but a fuck-up, if he ain't using his legs he is fucking-up with his arm because that is all he is."

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#90828
9 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Helaman Casuga is a fantastic name for the next mid-season aggy QB savior.  

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He has no chance behind Brady Hart:

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If you're not convinced yet, I present you pictures of Brady Hart:

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#90829
5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

He has no chance behind Brady Hart:

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#90830
16 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Corner Canyon HS in Draper, UT is a powerhouse program. Jaxson Dart and Zach Wilson both came out of there. 

#90831

crockett

dude

wtf

how did you not sign him?

like, whether he has testimony or not, someone named him

leading the brethren to war was his density

you start with a seventy and a bag

then the first presidency and an ensign advisors swiss account

finally, if he's still unrepentant, the strengthening danites camp out in front of his house

Two Thousand Young Warriors (Two Thousand Stripling Warriors), by Arnold Friberg (62050); GAK 313; GAB 80; Primary manual 1-65; Primary manual 3-38; Primary manual 4-40; Alma 53:10–22; 56; 57:19–27

#90832
On 12/21/2025 at 12:09 PM, ATXbronco said:

Just a reminder that A&M Women are playing for a volleyball National Championship on ABC at 2:30PM today.
Not sure when the last time was that any of their sports programs ever played for a National Championship?

"The championship match, between Texas A&M and Kentucky, will air on ABC at 2:30 PM PT (3:30 PM ET)."

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1's, all of them. No Xs.

#90834
39 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

He has no chance behind Brady Hart:

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Ol Clem looking ass

#90843
1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

 

Miz Long asked "How does he pee? He not only can't see his dick, he can't even touch it."

 

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Duh.  He sits when he pees.

#90844
5 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Make Looch Quato

Speaking of Looch…I haven’t heard/seen much of his buffoonery this year. Did someone end up kicking his ass in the TexAgs parking lot??

#90845
24 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Duh.  He sits when he pees.

Not sure that'll get it, unless it's in a tub...

#90846
16 hours ago, Gordon Shumway said:

The nephew graduated from A&M Thursday night (no pics) so we were in College Station before the game.  The in- laws rented a house near campus and I saw the most Aggy thing ever.  I will never understand making t-shirts about 911 and celebrating it by hanging them up as decorations. 

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I like how they somehow made 9/11 into being about aggy

#90849
4 hours ago, South Austin said:

Helaman Casuga is a fantastic name for the next mid-season aggy QB savior.  

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Please tell me his nickname is "Mayonnaise"

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