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5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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And Andrew Tate got his ass beat by a gay guy wearing pink gloves. Glorious!

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5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Was about to post this.  That guy is hilarious 

Sweet baby boy Diego gets me every time.

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35 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

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Those little yac machines single handedly kept aggie afloat against those crappy teams

Duh.  He sits when he pees.

I bet his stomach mashes his dick on the toilet seat.

Concepcion is their modern day Mike Evan’s Losing him will hurt.

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Was about to post this.  That guy is hilarious 

This may not be all about Aggy, but it's good also.

 

Wouldn't have thought it but I found an aggy who is self-aware.  Maybe tomorrow I can find a Bigfoot.

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Everything acting HC Biff Poggi said after Michigan's win over Central ...

Elko and Poggi laugh at these amateurs when it comes to eating.

Wouldn't you like to see these two put on that diaper and go at it sumo style.

 

 

 

15 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Lol

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They have their chair. It was symbolic. 

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It's what you sit on when you're working your shine box.

 

1 hour ago, Updawg said:

Concepcion is their modern day Mike Evan’s Losing him will hurt.

When did he add an apostrophe to his last name?

4 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

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Were any of those 28 touchdowns against good teams?

13 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Were any of those 28 touchdowns against good teams?

No Way Smh GIF by MOODMAN

On 12/21/2025 at 8:53 PM, TXUT said:

How many bellybuttons is that?

It’s not a bellybutton, it’s a Schrader valve. 

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Someone in Reddit said “Congratulations on your first 11 win 8-4 season.”

13 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

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I don't think Concepcion will contribute much as a PR

17 hours ago, linux said:

In case anyone asks what REDASS means

 

He is so exhausting with his bandwagon ways.  Where was he when they were a perineal .500 team?   

25 minutes ago, markstanco said:

He is so exhausting with his bandwagon ways.  Where was he when they were a perineal .500 team?   

In fairness to Michael you just described 99.999% of Miami "fans". Most people in Miami gear never went to that school and never even lived in that city. They are the east coast USC. 

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No idea why I bother trying to add a funny phrase to this shot. It's perfect the way it is: 

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7 hours ago, Xminus6 said:

It’s not a bellybutton, it’s a Schrader valve. 

I'd think Schroeder - Schraders are for air.

 

57 minutes ago, markstanco said:

He is so exhausting with his bandwagon ways.  Where was he when they were a perineal .500 team?   

"A Perineal .500" is a pretty good motto.

22 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

No idea why I bother trying to add a funny phrase to this shot. It's perfect the way it is: 

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Needs to be accepted into Aggy-pedia or what it was called so that it can be utilized in years to come with some gems like ‘Sword Core Cheerleader fight’ , Angry List eater’, ‘backwards hat guy blocking out the sun with his hands’, and ‘old Ag at Arkansas game’

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

when they were a perineal .500 team?   

They must've taken one of them TV medicines.

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[Do not google perineum side effects on images. I was looking for a warning label and got scarred for life instead.]

Man I wish Thujone could come out of retirement Phillip Rivers style just to address this seasons aggy.

53 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Man I wish Thujone could come out of retirement Phillip Rivers style just to address this seasons aggy.

Agreed. For once in his life @THUJONE needs to think about us and put his family aside during the holiday season.

It’s important he fulfill our comedic needs by rightfully insulting others in the process. It would be selfish for him not to…..

On 12/2/2024 at 4:06 PM, Sir Ulrich said:

Updating this after the regular season. The "Greatest" recruiting class of all time is sitting at 20-16 through 3 years. At the same time Florida was sitting at 26-13 before finishing at 30-21. 

To avoid making history the aggies will have to win 11 games before the end of next season. 

Final update on the 2022 a&m recruiting class. The 4 seasons that followed their "Greatest recruiting class of all time" finished 31-20 just 1 game better than the 2010 Florida Gators class for the worst of all time. 

For context the average #1 class finishes 47-7 in the following 4 years. 

3 hours ago, markstanco said:

He is so exhausting with his bandwagon ways.  Where was he when they were a perineal .500 team?   

Colombia?

I met my local redass aggy friend for some humble pie this week. He proceeded to tell me how excited he was that they were able to make the playoffs for the first time since the 1940's. (continued below)

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When I asked him for clarification, he said that there was a tournament playoff format in college football in the 1940's before the bowl system, and that A&M had participated in said tournament to crown a national champion in the 1940's. Naturally, this sent me to the interwebs to confirm that of course he is an idoit, but there is somehow some more mythical aggie lore circulating around the echo chamber of college station about this. He then went on to tell me how excited he is for next year because he knows that Holman Wiggins is going to be a huge upgrade over Klein because he was at Bama. He also went on to tell me that Reed is going to be in the Heisman conversation next season because he will be a 3 year starter, and that Elko is going to have the defense playing like maniacs next year with a bunch of crazy portal additions.  He is already locked and loaded on the front seat of the rollercoaster and it is going to be so fun to watch.  

2 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Agreed. For once in his life @THUJONE needs to think about us and put his family aside during the holiday season.

It’s important he fulfill our comedic needs by rightfully insulting others in the process. It would be selfish for him not to…..

I mean we also have Johnny Foosball missing gameday because of yet another bender. It’s all right there!

15 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Wouldn't have thought it but I found an aggy who is self-aware.  Maybe tomorrow I can find a Bigfoot.

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Every once in awhile, a blind aggy finds his nuts.

3 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Every once in awhile, a blind aggy finds his nuts.

They're a veterinary school. They get spayed and neutered before starting classes. 

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

I met my local redass aggy friend for some humble pie this week. He proceeded to tell me how excited he was that they were able to make the playoffs for the first time since the 1940's. (continued below)

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When I asked him for clarification, he said that there was a tournament playoff format in college football in the 1940's before the bowl system, and that A&M had participated in said tournament to crown a national champion in the 1940's. Naturally, this sent me to the interwebs to confirm that of course he is an idoit, but there is somehow some more mythical aggie lore circulating around the echo chamber of college station about this. He then went on to tell me how excited he is for next year because he knows that Holman Wiggins is going to be a huge upgrade over Klein because he was at Bama. He also went on to tell me that Reed is going to be in the Heisman conversation next season because he will be a 3 year starter, and that Elko is going to have the defense playing like maniacs next year with a bunch of crazy portal additions.  He is already locked and loaded on the front seat of the rollercoaster and it is going to be so fun to watch.  

I asked Grok about this, here's what it said: 

"It's possible the rumor stems from a misunderstanding or exaggeration of how national champions were determined in the pre-modern era of college football. Texas A&M's only consensus national title came in 1939 (their undefeated season capped by a 14-13 win over Tulane in the Sugar Bowl on January 1, 1940), which is sometimes hyped in Aggie lore as a "championship game" because the AP poll crowned them No. 1 afterward. However, this wasn't part of any playoff format—bowl games back then were invitational exhibitions, not a structured tournament, and titles were awarded via polls or selectors, often retroactively or controversially.

In A&M circles, there's ongoing discussion (and ribbing from rivals) about their historical claims to additional titles in 1919 and 1927, which are based on selective retroactive systems rather than contemporary consensus. These are displayed prominently at Kyle Field, leading to accusations of inflating their history. Perhaps someone conflated this with the 1940s bowl era, where major bowls like the Sugar, Rose, or Cotton were seen as de facto title deciders for top teams, but again, no actual playoff existed.

No direct evidence of a widespread "1940s playoff" rumor turned up in searches of forums, articles, or social media, including A&M-specific sites like TexAgs. The earliest documented playoff proposals date to the 1920s (e.g., John Heisman's idea for a tournament) and didn't gain traction until the 1960s or later. If it's circulating locally among fans, it could just be oral folklore or a mix-up with basketball's NCAA tournament, which started in 1939."

Basically, no fucking clue. 

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