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#90901
18 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

They have their chair. It was symbolic. 

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It's what you sit on when you're working your shine box.

 

 

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#90902
32 minutes ago, Zeus said:

lol my aggy friend is way more realistic, he played ball there under Jimbo Fisher. 
 

He just texted me “God hates A&M” lol

 

Did you text him back with, “The list is longer than that,” or similar?

#90903

The one thing I'll say about my aggy family is they are 2%ers. Very successful, but also very realistic. Hell, my cousin even said Miami would beat them, with my uncle chiming in he was right. They were talking about how they robbed ND of the win, and then Texas came off the top ropes. They said that's when it dawned on them they have played no one, and the one team they did destroyed them. 

They just plainly stated there was no way they were winning a CFP game after having to make a miraculous comeback against a 4-win USCe team, barely escaped a 5-win Arky that Texas pummeled, beat a hapless Mizzou with a third string QB, beat a coachless LSU, and barely escaped against a 5-win Auburn. 

They knew. We watched it together and it was brutal for both teams. Neither should have been in the CFP. Cristobal is so fucking bad. Elko is about to have to rebuild, which as far as I know he's never had to do before. We all just sat there laughing at how bad both teams are. I'm just glad they don't make excuses and shit. They're real people who don't live in fantasy land. Reed is worse than I remembered. I thought maybe it was a one-off against us because we're just better all around, but nope, he's dog shit. They better figure something out soon because they won't be making the CFP again in the next 3-4 years. They have to let Reed walk. Literally any QB on their roster has to be better than him. He's less than a scrub. 

#90904
4 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I met my local redass aggy friend for some humble pie this week. He proceeded to tell me how excited he was that they were able to make the playoffs for the first time since the 1940's. (continued below)

When I asked him for clarification, he said that there was a tournament playoff format in college football in the 1940's before the bowl system, and that A&M had participated in said tournament to crown a national champion in the 1940's. Naturally, this sent me to the interwebs to confirm that of course he is an idoit, but there is somehow some more mythical aggie lore circulating around the echo chamber of college station about this.

what in the ever loving fuck

tell your friend you want to know more about their playoff participation in the 1940s

#90905
21 hours ago, NBHorn7 said:

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Everything acting HC Biff Poggi said after Michigan's win over Central ...

Elko and Poggi laugh at these amateurs when it comes to eating.

Wouldn't you like to see these two put on that diaper and go at it sumo style.

 

 

 

That dude is only 47 years old. 

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#90907

The past few days has been like Christmas in December.

Wait, never mind, you know what I mean.

#90908
1 hour ago, nnm said:

That dude is only 47 years old. 

Which is both weirdly a miracle and also scary to think something like that could walk into your home, eat all of your food, and there is no way to stop him. Not even a crane could move that amount of mass. 

#90909
Just now, William Bludworth said:

Which is both weirdly a miracle and also scary to think something like that could walk into your home, eat all of your food, and there is no way to stop him. Not even a crane could move that amount of mass. 

We talking about Elko or Ketch?

#90910
1 hour ago, nnm said:

That dude is only 47 years old. 

Only reason aggy hired him.  They will never have to pay the buyout.

#90913
1 minute ago, TOR said:

Only reason aggy hired him.  They will never have to pay the buyout.

I was going to make some Terry Price comment, but I actually felt bad. Just sad. 

#90914
Just now, Tex Pete said:

I was going to make some Terry Price comment, but I actually felt bad. Just sad. 

Wow. I totally forgot about that guy. On the real, my uncle knew him and said he wss a really good guy. I can't bring myself to make fun of the deceased, especially when outside of football he was supposedly a good human being. 
 

Rest in peace, Terry. 

#90916
2 minutes ago, Big Frog II said:

When is his due date?

We're going on 180 months, so another 180. 

The weirdest thing is Mark Mangino has been carrying for 300 months, and he doesn't seem to be slowing down. 

#90920
7 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I was going to make some Terry Price comment, but I actually felt bad. Just sad. 

 

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#90921
19 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

No idea why I bother trying to add a funny phrase to this shot. It's perfect the way it is: 

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This work of art should be named "Down." 

#90922
20 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

No idea why I bother trying to add a funny phrase to this shot. It's perfect the way it is: 

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OK so no funny phrase, but how about some “Dueling Banjos” music?

#90923

Every aggy I know has “well at least we made it to the playoffs “ on the social media if they posted anything about the game at all.

It’s like they have a central office that sends out these things to coping Aggy.

#90924

If someone was good at making video memes I just realized the crazy toothless guy laughing uncontrollably would be awesome for this years aggie run. 

 

 

 

 

 

#90925
On 12/23/2025 at 10:09 AM, Tex Long said:

"A Perineal .500" is a pretty good motto.

Miz Long all over me on this thread... as a Drama major at Texas, she has a lifelong eye for words, and pointed out that my new motto here is easier to say and just as relevant:

"Half tainted" 

I personally would rather go with "Half ass", but it lacks elegance as well as overall accuracy.

#90926
13 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

We talking about Elko or Ketch?

 

12 hours ago, William Bludworth said:

Aren't they the same person?

Hmmmm... Welp, it's apparently true that no one has ever seen both of them at the Golden Corral at the same time.

#90927

there are at least 200 different pieces of aggy cosplay flair across 2 dozen categories

as best i can tell, there are 30+ "major unit" flair options and 36 ribbons for service heraldry - things like fish drill team

our tax dollars at work have developed a cultural infestation that generates a cosplay economy consuming at least $25 million per year

15000 aggy rings are ordered from balfour each year at a cost ~$750 on average w/ 24kt gold versions starting at $1100 before addition of optional gemstones

add in resizing, modifications, upgrades, the aggy ring economy alone is worth in excess of $12 million per year

https://www.aggienetwork.com/traditionsthroughtime/corpsuniforms/#:~:text=Texas A&M began as an,those current in the Army.

https://corps.tamu.edu/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/The-Standard-Aug-2025-1.pdf

#90929
2 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Every aggy I know has “well at least we made it to the playoffs “ on the social media if they posted anything about the game at all.

It’s like they have a central office that sends out these things to coping Aggy.

It’s like those “I’m going to Aggieland!” fold outs they send to kids who get accepted there. And since they accept anything with a pulse, I’ve seen kids with those among poor tribes in Africa and on the streets of Hoboken.

One blew into my yard once, but I called and told John Sharp I was declining their acceptance and threw it in the trash. I have standards. 

#90930
1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

there are at least 200 different pieces of aggy cosplay flair across 2 dozen categories

as best i can tell, there are 30+ "major unit" flair options and 36 ribbons for service heraldry - things like fish drill team

our tax dollars at work have developed a cultural infestation that generates a cosplay economy consuming at least $25 million per year

15000 aggy rings are ordered from balfour each year at a cost ~$750 on average w/ 24kt gold versions starting at $1100 before addition of optional gemstones

add in resizing, modifications, upgrades, the aggy ring economy alone is worth in excess of $12 million per year

https://www.aggienetwork.com/traditionsthroughtime/corpsuniforms/#:~:text=Texas A&M began as an,those current in the Army.

https://corps.tamu.edu/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/The-Standard-Aug-2025-1.pdf

The descent into madness abides.

#90931
3 hours ago, Tex Long said:

 

Hmmmm... Welp, it's apparently true that no one has ever seen both of them at the Golden Corral at the same time.

There is no way either of them could fit through the doors even if they were two separate blobs. 

#90932
19 hours ago, William Bludworth said:

The one thing I'll say about my aggy family is they are 2%ers. Very successful, but also very realistic. Hell, my cousin even said Miami would beat them, with my uncle chiming in he was right. They were talking about how they robbed ND of the win, and then Texas came off the top ropes. They said that's when it dawned on them they have played no one, and the one team they did destroyed them. 

They just plainly stated there was no way they were winning a CFP game after having to make a miraculous comeback against a 4-win USCe team, barely escaped a 5-win Arky that Texas pummeled, beat a hapless Mizzou with a third string QB, beat a coachless LSU, and barely escaped against a 5-win Auburn. 

They knew. We watched it together and it was brutal for both teams. Neither should have been in the CFP. Cristobal is so fucking bad. Elko is about to have to rebuild, which as far as I know he's never had to do before. We all just sat there laughing at how bad both teams are. I'm just glad they don't make excuses and shit. They're real people who don't live in fantasy land. Reed is worse than I remembered. I thought maybe it was a one-off against us because we're just better all around, but nope, he's dog shit. They better figure something out soon because they won't be making the CFP again in the next 3-4 years. They have to let Reed walk. Literally any QB on their roster has to be better than him. He's less than a scrub. 

A couple things-

This just got me thinking that in some ways I admire aggy. I barely made it through the 2010's. I couldn't imagine having to dust off my pants and fill up the ole optimism jar every. single. year. Aggy has boundless energy, right up there with Cleveland Browns fans. You gotta admire the "there is always next year" mentality. 

 

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#90933
1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

A couple things-

This just got me thinking that in some ways I admire aggy. I barely made it through the 2010's. I couldn't imagine having to dust off my pants and fill up the ole optimism jar every. single. year. Aggy has boundless energy, right up there with Cleveland Browns fans. You gotta admire the "there is always next year" mentality. 

 

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Oh yeah, absolutely. They're annoying, but annoyingly consistent. It makes me actually love my aggy family because they're realists. No bullshit, just tell it how it is. If we didn't have aggy we would be bored af. Their delusional tears help us level up, and outside of winning the NC, seeing their failure is just as great. 

#90937

Every aggy ever is just a tremendous loser. It’s the only thing they are good at. 

#90938
5 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

there are at least 200 different pieces of aggy cosplay flair across 2 dozen categories

as best i can tell, there are 30+ "major unit" flair options and 36 ribbons for service heraldry - things like fish drill team

our tax dollars at work have developed a cultural infestation that generates a cosplay economy consuming at least $25 million per year

15000 aggy rings are ordered from balfour each year at a cost ~$750 on average w/ 24kt gold versions starting at $1100 before addition of optional gemstones

add in resizing, modifications, upgrades, the aggy ring economy alone is worth in excess of $12 million per year

https://www.aggienetwork.com/traditionsthroughtime/corpsuniforms/#:~:text=Texas A&M began as an,those current in the Army.

https://corps.tamu.edu/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/The-Standard-Aug-2025-1.pdf

Don't forget the cost to replace all the rings lost in the rectums of their partners and various farm animals.

#90941
1 hour ago, speed817 said:

 

Who the fuck is that guy? Temu Andrew Santino?

He’s never seen his team win anything. His grandfather never saw his team win anything. 

#90942
26 minutes ago, Deej said:

Don't forget the cost to replace all the rings lost in the rectums of their partners and various farm animals.

Here I was just reading a thread and you had to made it about @South Austin  mom.

#90943
1 hour ago, speed817 said:

 

“…we don’t care about you…”

As we watch every aggy crowd shot during their games against an opponent other than Texas feature dozens of Horns down hand gestures.

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#90944
1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Does the aggy roller coaster need to be updated?  Like a theta right angle one.

Kind of disagree.  October Fail is still their mean, this season is an outlier.  

#90946
1 hour ago, Cajun said:

“…we don’t care about you…”

As we watch every aggy crowd shot during their games against an opponent other than Texas feature dozens of Horns down hand gestures.

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I have rarely seen a Longhorn fan do thumbs down. I have NEVER seen a Longhorn fan do thumbs down at a game against anyone other than the aggies. 

#90947

^^^

Well, we've been there before.  Experience counts for something.  Rushing the field, winning a "big" game, thumbs/horns down, wtfever, we have experience and understand when these things are justified.  That is why we are daddy and will continue to be daddy and they will or might always be second best and certainly never the flagship of the Lone Star Stare.  In addition, there might be something to be said for divine intervention or just plain good 'ol fashioned luck.

#90948
1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

I have rarely seen a Longhorn fan do thumbs down. I have NEVER seen a Longhorn fan do thumbs down at a game against anyone other than the aggies. 

To be fair, almost nobody outside of Collie Station sees a thumbs up and associates it with the aggies. So, doing a thumbs down, especially on national tv, has a very limited impact.

#90949
1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

I have rarely seen a Longhorn fan do thumbs down. I have NEVER seen a Longhorn fan do thumbs down at a game against anyone other than the aggies. 

I have never seen a Texas fan do a thumbs down. Ever. 

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