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#13502
7 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

What are you talking about?  We have always been at war with Eastasia...

Good point.  The article is written in Newspeak.

#13506
5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3017213

HeisMond 2019

You have to go up before you come crashing down 

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Mond has a great junior year and declares for the draft.

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He is not an NFL QB.

Wanna make a wager on that? You sound awfully confident in that.

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#13507

Oh and then some wizened scholar chimes in with:

UNPOPULAR OPINION ALERT: MOND ISN'T A HEISMAN CANDIDATE

No fuck, Sherlock. That is very much a POPULAR opinion. 

#13509
3 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

He runs like a stiffer Reggie McNeil

So kind of like Vince is what you're saying?

#13511
1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

oh, well, if their students weigh in

all 70,000 of the little tards, God love 'em, the goofy little bastards

They ran away then demanded we play them.  Then when CDC called their bluff, they flip flopped and spun it as "tu needs the game more than us."

Sounds like they're looking for a way out of the corner they've backed themselves into.

#13515

Aggy melting down over on texags lol they were pushing the 247 rankings all year but now believe it’s unreliable. Already hoping that Bru blows his knee out, real classy bunch as usual. 

#13516
8 minutes ago, Colt45 said:

Aggy melting down over on texags lol they were pushing the 247 rankings all year but now believe it’s unreliable. Already hoping that Bru blows his knee out, real classy bunch as usual. 

The sheep will all have smiles on their faces tonight!

#13518
23 hours ago, satyanash said:

Uh-oh. Barstool Sports' A&M twitter guy is feeling combative tonight.

 

Being "back" connotes you were ever somewhere to begin with, so of course an aggy QB could never say they are "back."

#13520
5 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3017213

HeisMond 2019

You have to go up before you come crashing down 

It’s dumbfounding how they have so much confidence in jimbo. We’d have a fire jimbo thread immediately following the announcement. Guess the real purpose of fish camp is to wipe out any capacity for critical thinking

#13521
Just now, bigcigar said:

It’s dumbfounding how they have so much confidence in jimbo.

They always buy their own bullshit and then fail miserably. It's their original turdition.

Seriously, groupthink is so pervasive in that shit hole that they never look in the mirror. They just go on and on about whatever bullshit they've convinced themselves of. Personally, I'm still waiting on the worm, since it turned when they hired Fran.

#13522
9 hours ago, bigcigar said:

It’s dumbfounding how they have so much confidence in jimbo. We’d have a fire jimbo thread immediately following the announcement. Guess the real purpose of fish camp is to wipe out any capacity for critical thinking

Every time they say “we have Jimbo”, it’s them reassuring themselves that everything is going to be okay.  It’s the same thing as them telling everyone that they are in the SEC after every big Texas win. I still laugh every time I see that video of Jimbo getting off the plane in College Station for the first time. They went crazy without him having done shit for them yet. That’s how they celebrate everything. When the results come in it’s nothing like they expected. 

#13523
14 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Every time they say “we have Jimbo”, it’s them reassuring themselves that everything is going to be okay.  It’s the same thing as them telling everyone that they are in the SEC after every big Texas win. I still laugh every time I see that video of Jimbo getting off the plane in College Station for the first time. They went crazy without him having done shit for them yet. That’s how they celebrate everything. When the results come in it’s nothing like they expected. 

Rinse and repeat

#13524
53 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Every time they say “we have Jimbo”, it’s them reassuring themselves that everything is going to be okay.  It’s the same thing as them telling everyone that they are in the SEC after every big Texas win. I still laugh every time I see that video of Jimbo getting off the plane in College Station for the first time. They went crazy without him having done shit for them yet. That’s how they celebrate everything. When the results come in it’s nothing like they expected. 

Apparently “They DO get fooled again”!

#13527



When the results come in it’s nothing like they expected. 


2014: 8-5
2015: 8-5
2016: 8-5
2017: 7-6
2018: 9-4
2019: ????
2020: 16-0*


Can you not see the difference and how 2020 will be the year to get a natty you stupid sip?



*Spring game victory included
#13528

My hope is that in the next 2 years the NFL becomes even more spread and college offense oriented to the point that jimbo and his boring offense and style fades away like the 80's triple option.

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#13530
Every time they say “we have Jimbo”, it’s them reassuring themselves that everything is going to be okay.  It’s the same thing as them telling everyone that they are in the SEC after every big Texas win. I still laugh every time I see that video of Jimbo getting off the plane in College Station for the first time. They went crazy without him having done shit for them yet. That’s how they celebrate everything. When the results come in it’s nothing like they expected. 
Ya know all that shit was nice and all but until aggy can get Publix to build and stock a store in Tha Station wit freezers full of crab legs Jimbo ain't gonna do shit there.
#13533
41 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Jimbo Jones 

I never understood why Jim Jones was considered charismatic until I heard interviews with some of his followers. The gullibility and shallowness make it an apt comparison.

#13542
1 hour ago, satyanash said:

Courtesy of Taylor Hamm's former intern

 

 

Here's one of Jimbo Baggins 2019 highlights

 

#13543
57 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

No surprise here. One of the biggest pieces of shit on Texags, txjortsagent, is an even bigger piece of shit in real life:

Damon Dean Robertson is a Cunt

Texags has and still worships this ass hat for reasons we’ll never know. 

What a train wreck of a culture. Can you imagine anyone here defending txtow? I suppose Russell Erxleben might be a better parallel, but 1) nobody here defends him, either, and 2) Erxleben was actually talented, so the temptation to defend him as part of the tribe would seem more plausible. A piece of shit is still a piece of shit, though, tribal connection or not.

#13544

Most Aggies don't believe one of their own could possibly be an immoral person. It's incredibly bizarre, but they really do think every one of their own is a down-to-earth, God-fearing, righteous person.

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#13547
13 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I never understood why Jim Jones was considered charismatic until I heard interviews with some of his followers. The gullibility and shallowness make it an apt comparison.

A perfect fit for College Station...

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