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#50203
1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Never had a problem with any of the French people I've worked with nor any problems when visiting France.

Maybe you're the problem?


Agreed. To paraphrase a wise philosopher (Keanu Reeves in "Parenthood"):  You wake up one morning, you go out into the world, you meet a French guy ... okay, so you met a French guy. But you wake up one morning, go out into the world, and EVERYBODY'S a French guy?  Maybe YOU'RE the French guy.

Edited by Horn Under a Bad Sign

#50204
10 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I saw a pound of weed in a guy's trunk one time.  It was quite a bit of marijuana.  I remember thinking it would take me a very, very long time to smoke it all.

PJ Williams must really not want to play for Jimbo.

He’s just training for his career after football next month.

#50206
21 hours ago, South Austin said:

And they’re getting buttslammed by LSU next week, so they’ve clinched last place.

Nah, LSU is gonna have them doing some meat judging.

#50207
10 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Are we totally overlooking the fact that A&M offensive lineman PJ Williams was arrested with (what's rumored to be) 17 ounces of weed? 


https://247sports.com/college/texas-am/Article/Texas-AM-football-PJ-Williams-marijuana-possession-arrest-198161655/Amp/


I'm no weed connoiseur, mind you, but that seems like a little more than what's needed for personal use.

Well, that happens a lot at Costco.

#50210
11 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Are we totally overlooking the fact that A&M offensive lineman PJ Williams was arrested with (what's rumored to be) 17 ounces of weed? 


https://247sports.com/college/texas-am/Article/Texas-AM-football-PJ-Williams-marijuana-possession-arrest-198161655/Amp/


I'm no weed connoiseur, mind you, but that seems like a little more than what's needed for personal use.

No more fucking Candi in Jumbo’s office for PJ!

#50211

I wish the legislature would remove the Texas from their name and just call them A&M. I hate the association with us.

 

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#50212

They should make them officially change it to just "aggy".

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#50213
I saw a pound of weed in a guy's trunk one time.  It was quite a bit of marijuana.  I remember thinking it would take me a very, very long time to smoke it all.

PJ Williams must really not want to play for Jimbo.

Maybe the pot was part of an NIL deal to portal to TDC!
#50217
Just now, Chopper said:

Here's aggy stadium just before kickoff. Maybe 15% attendance?

 

thats clearly 90,000 people - they just got lost looking for the stadium

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#50218
Just now, NoName said:

thats clearly 90,000 people - they just got lost looking for the stadium

They were busy helping lost UMass fans out in the parking lot. 

#50219

aggy: "Sure the crowd was a little sparse because of the horrible weather but those of us who stayed made up for it with intensity. The War Hymn was off the hook!"

 

#50220
13 minutes ago, Chopper said:

 

Any self-awareness from that idiot about being one of the many media morons who called Fisher a great coach and said they were about to win titles?

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#50221

They can fuck right off with this "it was cold" shit.  I was at the Cotton Bowl and stayed through the 63-14 ass kicking in the sleet and rain wearing all the wrong clothes for rain & sleet.  Fuck me it was a freezing, miserable game that must have been the only time that place sold out of hot chocolate and coffee.

B/CS probably has the largest sales per capita in the world on Carhart jackets & Red Wing boots.  Suck it up.  Ags pooned out and stayed home, so stop with this "greatest fans" trope.  That ship sailed.  Their program sucks and now the whole world saw so do their fans.  

#50223

It was cold and wet in Waco too.  That stadium was packed, aggy excuse makers.  It was pretty brisk in Lawrence too.

#50225
12 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


That was then. This is now. They Prime Time Now…

 

 

 

This video/ song is so cringey- trying way too hard, dorky as hell, made fun of by everyone...in other words, perfectly on brand for aggy

#50226
7 minutes ago, bluto said:

I just wanna know who the fuckin idiots are sitting in their exact seats 18 decks up from the field are. 

Have you ever heard of the honor code you dumb sip 

#50227

I've never seen a more miserable game on TV than the pouring rain and freezing temps when TCU played Baylor a few years back.  Stadium still had a healthy number of fans.  Even the announcers and camera guys said it was the most miserable experience they'd ever been a part of.  

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#50229
18 minutes ago, Scholz said:

It was cold and wet in Waco too.  That stadium was packed, aggy excuse makers.  It was pretty brisk in Lawrence too.

Big10 fans to aggy crying about cold temps...

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#50231
6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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You know.. this is absolutely right. And just when they do reach that pinnacle they will get hit in the head by a top flight.

#50232
4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

You know.. this is absolutely right. And just when they do reach that pinnacle they will get hit in the head by a top flight.

Surly will remember the dark times while at the pinnacle, on the way to the pinnacle and everywhere in between.

#50234
thats clearly 90,000 people - they just got lost looking for the stadium

Have you seen the condition of the restrooms in that architectural offense? They’re all in line for the shitter.
#50235
1 hour ago, Deej said:

They were busy helping lost UMass fans out in the parking lot. 

At a 1000 to 1 ratio.

#50238
1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

They can fuck right off with this "it was cold" shit.  I was at the Cotton Bowl and stayed through the 63-14 ass kicking in the sleet and rain wearing all the wrong clothes for rain & sleet.  Fuck me it was a freezing, miserable game that must have been the only time that place sold out of hot chocolate and coffee.

Mrs. Brat & I were the only remaining fans sitting in Section 13 at the final gun. 

#50240
1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

And Spavital gonna be fired in a week

I understand Jimbo is looking for an OC.

#50241
2 hours ago, F250 said:

I wish the legislature would remove the Texas from their name and just call them A&M. I hate the association with us.

 

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I tried watching that movie once, but the first 45 minutes before I gave up were basically that scene, just a lot of constant yelling. 
 

Still more enjoyable than attending an A&M game. 

#50242
1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

I've never seen a more miserable game on TV than the pouring rain and freezing temps when TCU played Baylor a few years back.  Stadium still had a healthy number of fans.  Even the announcers and camera guys said it was the most miserable experience they'd ever been a part of.  

Clearly you didn’t watch the 1983 Cotton Bowl between SMU and Pitt.

#50244
2 hours ago, Chopper said:

aggy: "Sure the crowd was a little sparse because of the horrible weather but those of us who stayed made up for it with intensity. The War Hymn was off the hook!"

 

It's one of our famous boycotts you stupid sip! Wooop!

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#50245
1 hour ago, Auto Driller said:

Have you ever heard of the honor code you dumb sip 

And there were over 90,000 people there, so not a lot of open seats!

#50247
On 11/20/2022 at 9:11 AM, Foosters said:

Imagine being a UMass player. Had this game circled on the calendar for some time. Obviously no chance of winning, but playing at a packed house of 100k in the intimidating and impossible-to-find Kyle field against a top 10 SEC team, is an experience you tell your grandkids about.

Instead, they're playing in front of like nine thousand people in a cold rain against a 3-6 dumpster fire. Then, aggy is so bad that you actually have hope you're going to win the game. Only to realize victory is once again slipping away and then you look up through the cold rain and see half clothed feral aggies running laps around the empty upper deck. Just an emotionally devastating experience.

Half clothed feral aggies has provided several residual laughs. Well done, sir. 

#50249
2 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

They can fuck right off with this "it was cold" shit.  I was at the Cotton Bowl and stayed through the 63-14 ass kicking in the sleet and rain wearing all the wrong clothes for rain & sleet.  Fuck me it was a freezing, miserable game that must have been the only time that place sold out of hot chocolate and coffee.

The first of the four Black Saturdays under Brown. We started in section 14 but moved under the overhang in 23 just before the half. That was quite some time after they had scraped our players off the floor of the Bowl. 

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