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#52951
10 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Does aggy handout these announcement posters like candy on Halloween?    

You absolutely MUST have a pulse and be able to fog a mirror.

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#52952
I have a number of aggy alum friends  kids who I expect to see with these announcements this time of year .  That’s just being aggy.    But I see others who I know have no immediate ties to aggy as well which makes me think their acceptance rate must be crazy high these days.  The other thing I see in my neighborhood is yards signs announcing a future member of the aggy class of 2027 lives here.     

58% acceptance rate. 58%!!! They are flooding Texas with water head hayseeds.
#52953
25 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

You absolutely MUST have a pulse and be able to fog a mirror.

Unless you are a dead collie.

 

2 minutes ago, TexasBeta said:


58% acceptance rate. 58%!!! They are flooding Texas with water head hayseeds.

In-state acceptance rate for class of 2024 was 64%.

#52955
8 minutes ago, TexasBeta said:


That is embarrassing.

Texas' in-state acceptance rate gets inflated because most kids understand they have very little chance if they are outside the top 6% of their class, or whatever the cutoff is now.  So, most don't bother applying.

aggy doesn't have that issue.

#52956
1 hour ago, Magus Ossis said:

Unless you are a dead collie.

 

In-state acceptance rate for class of 2024 was 64%.

Do you know if that # includes CC and Galveston or Blinndergarten team? Seems like 75% of the kids that graduated high school with my youngest that say they go to aggy actually go to one of those. 

#52957
1 hour ago, TexasBeta said:


58% acceptance rate. 58%!!! They are flooding Texas with water head hayseeds.

 

1 hour ago, Magus Ossis said:

Unless you are a dead collie.

 

In-state acceptance rate for class of 2024 was 64%.

I thought I had read somewhere that the acceptance rate was higher than either of those two numbers.

#52958
31 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Do you know if that # includes CC and Galveston or Blinndergarten team? Seems like 75% of the kids that graduated high school with my youngest that say they go to aggy actually go to one of those. 

Leave it to aggy to lie about qualifying into Collie Station.

What about Corpus Christi, Tarleton, and Commerce? Do they consider themselves full aggy, or not? A&M now has campuses in San Antonio and Ft. Worth, too, right?

#52960
23 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

This, my friends, is what another 5-7 team looks like.


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I was curious what Texags had to say about this, so I went over there.  They clickbait each other constantly with the thread titles which is ragey.  Not to mention there is a new thread for each individual thought because the other 3 current first page threads discussing said subject werent good enough for OP. 

Examples of thread titles: 

Weigh ins
What is the world was Jimbo thinking?
Permanent Opponents
Big Time Hire

No I didnt find the thread if it was discussed, I dont want to open every single one to find it. 

#52961
You absolutely MUST have a pulse and be able to fog a mirror.

If you can fog a mirror with your nose and not just your mouth, you’re admitted to the honors college.
#52962
15 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

The other thing I see in my neighborhood is yards signs announcing a future member of the aggy class of 2027 lives here.     

Sounds like you need to move. Neighborhood is going downhill quickly. Get out while you can.

#52963
1 hour ago, royiv said:

Sounds like you need to move. Neighborhood is going downhill quickly. Get out while you can.

They do make a good spot for  dogs to lift their legs and relieve themselves.  

#52964
4 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Leave it to aggy to lie about qualifying into Collie Station.

What about Corpus Christi, Tarleton, and Commerce? Do they consider themselves full aggy, or not? A&M now has campuses in San Antonio and Ft. Worth, too, right?

From observation,  I don't think students at Tarleton or Commerce and you can throw in Kingsville, and West Texas (Canyon) see themselves as full aggy because they've been long standing institutions before A&M took them on.   I know some  alums at from Kingsville, Commerce, and West Texas certainly don't especially if they got their degrees when they had their former names.   I know many Texas A&I alums to this day despise aggy  name and the process of how it was done.

#52965
20 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

The other thing I see in my neighborhood is yards signs announcing a future member of the aggy class of 2027 lives here

 

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#52970
1 hour ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

isn't this is the one week anniversary of "The University of Texas, ESPN, NCAA selection committee conspiracy" to oust the aggie bball program from the tournament?

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#52971
1 hour ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

isn't this is the one week anniversary of "The University of Texas, ESPN, NCAA selection committee conspiracy" to oust the aggie bball program from the tournament?

Didn’t notice 

 

#52973
2 hours ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

isn't this is the one week anniversary of "The University of Texas, ESPN, NCAA selection committee conspiracy" to oust the aggie bball program from the tournament?

The conspiracies are going to be glorious once we officially cross the bridge to SEC land.   

#52974
5 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

The conspiracies are going to be glorious once we officially cross the bridge to SEC land.   

I mean, in theory it should all simmer down and go away, since the ags have assured us that we'll be just another school in the SEC and will receive no special treatment, because the BIG BOYS like Alabama run that conference.

But I'm sure they'll somehow twist that all around and ultimately decide that BECAUSE Texas is irrelevant, we are getting special treatment.  From the outside, from the inside, etc.

#52975
15 minutes ago, utee94 said:

I mean, in theory it should all simmer down and go away, since the ags have assured us that we'll be just another school in the SEC and will receive no special treatment, because the BIG BOYS like Alabama run that conference.

But I'm sure they'll somehow twist that all around and ultimately decide that BECAUSE Texas is irrelevant, we are getting special treatment.  From the outside, from the inside, etc.

How fun it would be if we end up playing aggy in Austin after Ross Bjork guaranteed the game would be in Collie Station.    Bjork would end up tared and feathered.  Seriously   

#52979
On 3/21/2023 at 3:50 PM, Mr. Drummond said:

The Venn diagram with cypress texas, aggy and "people who have little stupid sayings as art"  must just look like one circle.

Hey fuck you, too, buddy.

#52980
On 3/21/2023 at 4:00 PM, jimmyjazz said:

I buy all my fine art at Pier One and World Market.

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Elegant mantel decoration:

1. Istanbul? Fentanyl?  Substantial? I couldn't stand it, so I looked around on google:

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For what? Who can say? Maybe living in a Darwin-free zone.

2. Speaker? Room deodorizer? Hiding place for drugs? Not the last one because of #3.

3. Medications on display in the living room. Maybe it's a container of fentanyl. It really pulls the room together.

So, what is our message here being conveyed so tastefully?

Thankful for not smelling and having a prescription that may or may not be fentanyl.

#52981
1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

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Elegant mantel decoration:

1. Istanbul? Fentanyl?  Substantial? I couldn't stand it, so I looked around on google:

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For what? Who can say? Maybe living in a Darwin-free zone.

2. Speaker? Room deodorizer? Hiding place for drugs? Not the last one because of #3.

3. Medications on display in the living room. Maybe it's a container of fentanyl. It really pulls the room together.

So, what is our message here being conveyed so tastefully?

Thankful for not smelling and having a prescription that may or may not be fentanyl.

Holy shit….. those teeth. Must be related to Mack. 

#52983
16 minutes ago, Big_kat said:

Holy shit….. those teeth. Must be related to Mack. 

His parents were obviously related /

#52984
2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Hey fuck you, too, buddy.

Trying to figure out which one hit too close to home.

Aggy suburb of cypress 

or 

Your taste in décor.

#52985
On 3/21/2023 at 2:56 PM, UTEE97 said:

I can't believe this thread has over 1000 pages of people talking about these retards!

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I know it's been mentioned before on this thread, but it bears repeating; someone needs to remind Poindexter here that there is no such thing as a "Texas Aggie"...fightin' or any other kind.  In Texas, the only aggy is a Texas A&M aggy.  "Texas" is the exclusive domain of the Longhorn.  Oh, and I was really hoping that there was only an "a" hiding behind that pencil neck of his. 

#52986

Michigan Spartans

Florida Seminoles

Georgia Yellowjackets

North Carolina Wolfpack

Oregon Beavers

Washington Cougars

 

#52994
26 minutes ago, Deej said:

Don't build a corn maze. aggy might sue you.

 

What in the ever loving fuck? Yeah let's throw some crops and money away that could benefit people by cutting crops down to put your logo in a damned field. Yeah, you're teaching people...how fucking stupid you are!

Damned disgrace to the state of Texas.

#52997
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Elegant mantel decoration:
1. Istanbul? Fentanyl?  Substantial? I couldn't stand it, so I looked around on google:
image.png.590ab625c79a877021cace5b424815da.png
For what? Who can say? Maybe living in a Darwin-free zone.
2. Speaker? Room deodorizer? Hiding place for drugs? Not the last one because of #3.
3. Medications on display in the living room. Maybe it's a container of fentanyl. It really pulls the room together.
So, what is our message here being conveyed so tastefully?
Thankful for not smelling and having a prescription that may or may not be fentanyl.

Fuck it. Going with Istanbul. They’re probably big might be giants fans.
#52998
50 minutes ago, deft said:


Fuck it. Going with Istanbul. They’re probably big might be giants fans.

That's nobody's business but the Turks, my friend.

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