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#53002

That corn maze is perfect place for the gomers to play hide and seek with their livestock dates on Saturday night after a night of dancing at Dixie Chicken. 

#53005

"This tweet was made for MrPhlegm. Too bad he’s in a Turkish prison."

Playing  "Hide the soap in the showers with the other prisoners"?

#53006
18 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"This tweet was made for MrPhlegm. Too bad he’s in a Turkish prison."

Playing  "Hide the soap in the showers with the other prisoners"?

There’s soap in Turkish prisons???

#53007
2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

That corn maze is perfect place for the gomers to play hide and seek with their livestock dates on Saturday night after a night of dancing at Dixie Chicken. 

Glory corn holes

#53008

The top response to that "what do you think when you see the A&M logo":
 

 

#53009

Corn Maze:

  • Unlikely to collapse and kill any drunken students.
  • So far, only a dozen severed toes from errant hoe application.
  • Teaches us that corn doesn't cut itself down to make a maze.
  • Takes enormous skill and work raising corn and cutting a maze. Only Aggies and aliens have this unique ability!
  • Provides the epitome of God's beauty: a sunflower field in College Station, Texas. 
  • Provides another way for Aggies to do something then fuck it up with a giant aTm logo.

 

#53011
On 3/22/2023 at 8:12 PM, DFW Horn said:

 

Really, they did the name mashup and didn't pick Bimbo?

#53014
1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Doesn't look very maze-y, but I'm sure most of their customers get lost anyway.

And probably drop a dozen class rings along the way

#53015

"And probably drop a dozen class rings along the way"

Of course helpful and friendly gomers will show them the way from the parking lot to the maze.

#53016
4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Love your avatar.   Friend/wife of yours?  Got more pic.  But FMEO.

She’s a close friend. 
plenty of pics, but FMEO.

FYI:

those are 60 y.o. Boobies……

And they are  fantabulous!!!!

 

 

#53018
Just now, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

Oh, aggy maze. So this basically….

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Somehow, 12 students died constructing that maze.

#53021
3 hours ago, Deej said:

Somehow, 12 students died constructing that maze.

They got lost and collapsed from exposure.

#53023
9 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Love your avatar.   Friend/wife of yours?  Got more pics?

Honestly same

#53024
4 hours ago, TexasTroll said:

She’s a close friend. 
plenty of pics, but FMEO.

FYI:

those are 60 y.o. Boobies……

And they are  fantabulous!!!!

 

Edited by DFW Horn

#53025
5 hours ago, TexasTroll said:

She’s a close friend. 
plenty of pics, but FMEO.

FYI:

those are 60 y.o. Boobies……

And they are  fantabulous!!!!

Negged

Edited by TrashMaster G

#53028
7 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Yeah, whatever.  You should share with your surly brothers.

Sure will

When we win “The Natty”…..

#53029
8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Yeah, whatever.  You should share with your surly brothers.

Yeah, I had a guy at work try and make a similar pitch. Before that, when a guy said something like "your wife is beautiful" I assumed it was just a compliment not an invitation to a swingers evening.

#53038

aTm

average to mediocre.  It's the Applebee's of higher education.  The Chili's of athletics.  Nothing horrible, just that they are so goddamn content to just be in the middle.

#53040

Those southwester egg rolls didn’t give their lives to enter my gut just for you shit all over their legacy

#53041
1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

aTm

average to mediocre.  It's the Applebee's of higher education.  The Chili's of athletics.  Nothing horrible, just that they are so goddamn content to just be in the middle.

Bruh what part of A&M athletics compares to the  greatness of Chili’s southwest egg rolls and big mouth bites?

#53043
3 hours ago, Deej said:

Every planet, dumbass.

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The only one that matters, Earth. 
12thMan9 has never traveled further than Bryan, probably doesn’t really believe there are other ‘planets’. 

#53046
15 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

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True story:  reaction to two straight runs up the middle stuffed after having 1st and goal, down by 20, with 7 minutes left. 

#53047
14 hours ago, Deej said:

Every planet, dumbass.

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To be fair to 12thMan9, we haven't discovered  "Planet Rape" "Planet Cactus Trash" or "Planet Billy Liucci's TexAgs Premium presented by Tractor Supply" yet...

#53048
12 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

True story:  reaction to two straight runs up the middle stuffed after having 1st and goal, down by 20, with 7 minutes left. 

Wrong: He had just read one of Derka’s posts.

#53049
The Texas Quote of the Day (original spelling etc.. preserved):
"Ma I am sorry to say that this school is going down faster than I ever saw ... I would not have said this but I overheard two professors talking about it yesterday. They said in two more years that it would not be worth sending to. They are not managing it rite but I think it will last long enough for me to graduate ... that is, I hope so."
- Texas A&M student Lucious Holman in a letter to his mother, 1888. Fortunately, both he and the professors were wrong, as we now know. (Source: Traces of Texas)
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#53050
58 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:
The Texas Quote of the Day (original spelling etc.. preserved):
"Ma I am sorry to say that this school is going down faster than I ever saw ... I would not have said this but I overheard two professors talking about it yesterday. They said in two more years that it would not be worth sending to. They are not managing it rite but I think it will last long enough for me to graduate ... that is, I hope so."
- Texas A&M student Lucious Holman in a letter to his mother, 1888. Fortunately, both he and the professors were wrong, as we now know. (Source: Traces of Texas)
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That is one creepy looking photo. Yes, it would have made a great insane asylum. 

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