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#53701

So TCU loses one time in a terrible way to an SEC team in the championship game, CHAMPIONSHIP GAME, and it's time to crack jokes on them? Oh and you lost to f'ing App State, at home.

Jimbo Fisher with a spicy comment about TCU here at the @fortworthaggies Club: “They stayed healthy, they had a lot of experience and they got to where they had to get to. And then when they got to the SEC, it changed, didn’t it?”

 

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#53702
Listen, the SEC is the best league in CFB but its members insistence that every program is as tough as Alabama (most years) and Georgia is one of the great fantasies in the sport https://t.co/RZzK4THKQj

 

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#53704
Strange but true: TCU has played more games against Georgia than Texas A&M has since 2012. https://t.co/C6IJS876ss

 

#53705
6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

True but at least they'd fit in with all the white trash that is the B1G footprint.

fify

#53706

Tcu has played Georgia as many times as aggy has despite not being the same conference. Over the last 2 decades or so at least. Can’t remember how we fared against Georgia off the top of my head.

#53707
38 minutes ago, deft said:

Tcu has played Georgia as many times as aggy has despite not being the same conference. Over the last 2 decades or so at least. Can’t remember how we fared against Georgia off the top of my head.

 

 

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#53708
2 hours ago, mdmost said:

So TCU loses one time in a terrible way to an SEC team in the championship game, CHAMPIONSHIP GAME, and it's time to crack jokes on them? Oh and you lost to f'ing App State, at home.

Jimbo Fisher with a spicy comment about TCU here at the @fortworthaggies Club: “They stayed healthy, they had a lot of experience and they got to where they had to get to. And then when they got to the SEC, it changed, didn’t it?”

 

When App State got to the SEC, did it change, Jimbo?

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#53711

Kyle is en fuego this morning:

 

 

Texas Tech had more wins against SEC teams in 2022 than Texas A&M.#AggieFactThursday https://t.co/JTgEDXb5uY

 

Since 1995, Kansas has as many 10-win seasons as Texas A&M.They have TWO 10-win seasons.#AggieFactThursday https://t.co/lN8sc7Vwm1

 

 

TCU has had more 10-win seasons since 2000 (13) than Texas A&M has had in their entire College Football history (12).#AggieFactThursday https://t.co/JTgEDXb5uY

 

 

Texas A&M has never beaten Georgia in Jimbo Fisher’s lifetime. He’s 57 years old #AggieFactThursday https://t.co/h7WGBNZynH

 

Since 2008, The Sun Belt is 9-107 against teams currently in the SEC.2 of those 9 wins are against Texas A&M.#AggieFactThursday https://t.co/JTgEDXb5uY

 

#53712
12 hours ago, mdmost said:

So TCU loses one time in a terrible way to an SEC team in the championship game, CHAMPIONSHIP GAME, and it's time to crack jokes on them? Oh and you lost to f'ing App State, at home.

Jimbo Fisher with a spicy comment about TCU here at the @fortworthaggies Club: “They stayed healthy, they had a lot of experience and they got to where they had to get to. And then when they got to the SEC, it changed, didn’t it?”

 

 

12 hours ago, TexasMan said:
Listen, the SEC is the best league in CFB but its members insistence that every program is as tough as Alabama (most years) and Georgia is one of the great fantasies in the sport https://t.co/RZzK4THKQj

 

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#53714

Let's not get anything twisted, here Jimbo...TCU would've kicked the dog shit out of aggy.

What a stupid fucking thing to say.

#53715
Just now, Tylerocks said:

Let's not get anything twisted, here Jimbo...TCU would've kicked the dog shit out of aggy.

What a stupid fucking thing to say.

Seriously.  It's one very short step from standing up there and chanting "SEC!SEC!SEC!"

And the lack of self-awareness is just so typically aggy.

He and those losers deserve one another.

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#53716
11 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Seriously.  It's one very short step from standing up there and chanting "SEC!SEC!SEC!"

Every step Jimbo takes is a short step.

#53717
13 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Seriously.  It's one very short step from standing up there and chanting "SEC!SEC!SEC!"

And the lack of self-awareness is just so typically aggy.

He and those losers deserve one another.

No kidding.

Jimbo has to have some aggy DNA in him.  An outsider can't assimilate that quickly, can he?

#53718
Just now, Uncle Nate said:

No kidding.

Jimbo has to have some aggy DNA in him.  An outsider can't assimilate that quickly, can he?

He's just telling the gumps what they want to hear. They're not hard to figure out.

#53721
Let's not get anything twisted, here Jimbo...TCU would've kicked the dog shit out of aggy.
What a stupid fucking thing to say.

I seriously doubt it.

The team would have all contracted COVID and they would have bitched out again like last year, and the time with the baseball team and the home and home with Oregon.

Running from competition is in their dna.
#53724

Do they mean law schools that specialize in Clown Law?  'Cause I could totally see them being 29th best at that.

#53728
Believe it or not, we're finally on to the Quarterfinals!Here's where we stand ⤵️#SECSB x #SECTourney

Pooooooor aggy

#53729
1 hour ago, utee94 said:

Do they mean law schools that specialize in Clown Law?  'Cause I could totally see them being 29th best at that.

Animal husbandry law.
 

#53730
On 5/10/2023 at 9:33 AM, Longboard Horn said:
Texas A&M’s last National Championship is closer to this portrait of Abraham Lincoln created in February of 1860 than it is to today. https://t.co/yzqPh6JYKf

 

Isn't rude dawg figurelli?  that twitter account is trash.

#53731

If you guys haven’t figured out people buy these rankings by now, turn in your fucking diploma already. 

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#53734
34 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Isn't rude dawg figurelli?  that twitter account is trash.

I’d tell rude dawg - Yeah I’m older than shit at 78, and was born five  years after aggy won their solitary MNC.

#53735
6 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I’d tell rude dawg - Yeah I’m older than shit at 78, and was born five  years after aggy won their solitary MNC.

dad?

#53736
On 11/11/2022 at 2:37 PM, Tigersnake said:

 

 https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2022/11/11/watch-san-antonio-police-body-cam-footage-of-officers-encounter-with-councilman-clayton-perry/

Met his Chief of Staff at an event not long ago---retired cop. Barely a minute into our conversation he mentions he is aggy and shows me his ring with a look of true pride. I don't mention UT, just move on to another subject.  A minute later he volunteers that the councilman is aggy too. Golly, you don't say! I guess the vaunted aggy network is the real deal! Got away from him as quickly as I could.

 Three months later, the councilman is being questioned about a hit and run. Call me a cynic, but from the video it seems like they may not take the Code of Honor as seriously as they let on.

Saw this update on Reddit. Gomer is on video cruising around in his A&M gear downing 15 drinks, plus he pulls a Spalding Smails with some rando glass at the bar. He then heads to Bill Millers where he incoherently hits on teenage girls, and then caps his evening off with a hit and run. Solid night for an aggy.

https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2023/05/10/footage-shows-sa-councilman-drank-much-more-than-his-attorney-claimed-in-court/

#53737

He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a stranger’s drink…

#53739

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"Ah've go no tahm fo-ah betas, suh. Keepin' a lookout fo-ah that looonghorn. " 

"I bet he's scared of me and admiring my traditions and code of honor. I wish they'd let me bite Blaggies. Gonna run again if Varsity comes looking for us."

#53740
22 hours ago, Tylerocks said:

Let's not get anything twisted, here Jimbo...TCU would've kicked the dog shit out of aggy.

What a stupid fucking thing to say.

Inches. Just inches. Gotta get those last inches.

Disappointed woman or player-blaming by Jimbo?

#53741
17 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Inches. Just inches. Gotta get those last inches.

Disappointed woman or player-blaming by Jimbo?

Seems like Jimbo dropped some acid while watching "Any Given Sunday".

#53742
Geez...why do you need a raincoat for a dog. It's a fucking dog. I love dogs, but they've survived in the wild for ages without needed a raincoat. But then again, probably not a lot of corps members trying to jizz on them in the wild...well...outside of the College Station area. 

It’s a good way to overheat your dog.
#53746
4 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

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I just love how they pick random dates. Honestly he could have said we were 7-8 against the SEC since the creation of the BCS but just had to shrink that window down by 1 year lol to cut out our 99 Cotton Bowl win.

#53747
I just love how they pick random dates. Honestly he could have said we were 7-8 against the SEC since the creation of the BCS but just had to shrink that window down by 1 year lol to cut out our 99 Cotton Bowl win.

That’s because Texas (Roy Williams) embarrassed the best and most awesome football staff ever.
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#53748

Texas is actually 20-10 over that timeframe against current SEC teams.  This includes a 9-3 record against the mighty Texum Fightin' Farmers.

#53750

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Looks like they celebrated the 25th anniversary of having "A&M" abbreviate nothing by letting making sure their cheerleaders didn't have those pesky letters anywhere on their outfits.

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