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18 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

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Looks like they celebrated the 25th anniversary of having "A&M" abbreviate nothing by letting making sure their cheerleaders didn't have those pesky letters anywhere on their outfits.

In fairness, I wouldn’t want anyone to know either. 

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19 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

I just love how they pick random dates. Honestly he could have said we were 7-8 against the SEC since the creation of the BCS but just had to shrink that window down by 1 year lol to cut out our 99 Cotton Bowl win.

He could have included all time vs current SEC where Texas is 191-94-9. Or he could include A&Ms record vs SEC all time at 113-126-6.

Their insecurities and need for approval oozes out of them like a festering abscess. One that's passed from generation to generation. And so it shall be.

Though the analogy more accurately is they are the pus-filed abscess on the body of college athletics and academics.

At my kid’s summer league swim meet and I’d like to thank the aggy that wear their aggy visor/hat/shirt as it makes it easy to know who I should avoid.

20 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

He could have included all time vs current SEC where Texas is 191-94-9. Or he could include A&Ms record vs SEC all time at 113-126-6.

All-time isn't fair, because A&M was all-male until 1965.

Except we have to count 1939 and John David Crow.

More of a slight of Qatar or aggy?

21 minutes ago, nnm said:

More of a slight of Qatar or aggy?

….and what do they have to show for it?
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

….and what do they have to show for it?

Dat 2022 recruiting class, bro.

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

All-time isn't fair, because A&M was all-male until 1965.

Except we have to count 1939 and John David Crow.

In all fairness, aggy may have been marginally better if they allowed girls to play. 

3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

….and what do they have to show for it?
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maroon sand?

2 hours ago, deadshank said:

In all fairness, aggy may have been marginally better if they allowed girls to play. 

Yeah, Listeater’s grandma would’ve eaten their opponent’s playbook.

On 5/8/2023 at 8:02 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

gold pants?

searching the intertrons for "texum aggy 1900 uniform colors" (spelled in a way that google recognizes) returns nothing...   however, i did find something I did not see at the time, i'm guessing many others saw this.....  but it is fucking goald especially coming from gbh:

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they so want to be us:

 

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That’s fucking disgusting.

On 5/13/2023 at 7:13 PM, Armybrat said:

Maroon sand?

ROTFLMFAO

On 5/13/2023 at 3:37 PM, nnm said:

More of a slight of Qatar or aggy?

Even Qatar can smell a rube halfway across the world. 

The only point of solace I have for the Lone Star State is that A&M is too fucking stupid to have pulled off a half billion dollars from a terrorist state willingly.  

As per usual, they are an unknowing pawn in a broader strategy which will only result in more lies, rape, and them claiming, "But we're patriots!"  Dumbest fucking timeline.

On 5/12/2023 at 4:56 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Texas is actually 20-10 over that timeframe against current SEC teams.  This includes a 9-3 record against the mighty Texum Fightin' Farmers.

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30 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Rent free

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Let's play a game called "Spot the bitch"

30 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Corps members attempting to make a bonfire 

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Joke's on them when they couldn't get down

32 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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What do the Russians have against us?

31 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Oooh shit! They done flipped our school newspaper bin. Flannel and redneck icey hot stunna are for real for real gangster. 

 

Lawd I'm not looking forward to playing these dorks again...

What do you mean couldn’t get down? That thing is probably gonna fall soon.

23 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Lawd I'm not looking forward to playing these dorks again...

Neither am I. They'll flood Austin with their stupidity and lower the IQ of the city 

More corps embarrassments. Jerk off dorks…
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Dudes who beat women to hide thier true sexual identity for $500 Alex

What a passel of Weird Science Chets who have no awareness that wearing a Challenger space shuttle t-shirt may not be in the best taste.

5 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

What a passel of Weird Science Chets who have no awareness that wearing a Challenger space shuttle t-shirt may not be in the best taste.

Hence "more corps embarrassments"

3 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

What a passel of Weird Science Chets who have no awareness that wearing a Challenger space shuttle t-shirt may not be in the best taste.

Especially after their school’s embarrassing failure with the iconic Space Shuttle training simulator they neglected to maintain for years when it was entrusted to their care.

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

Hence "more corps embarrassments"

Keep 'em coming.  Like any train wreck, gotta look.

6 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

What a passel of Weird Science Chets who have no awareness that wearing a Challenger space shuttle t-shirt may not be in the best taste.

There is no way Chet wasn't based on a typical corps turd. 

Just now, Dennis Taylor said:

There is no way Chet wasn't based on a typical corps turd. 

One hundred percent.  RIP Mr. Paxton.

31 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Keep 'em coming.  Like any train wreck, gotta look.

Ask and you shall receive 

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35 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Keep 'em coming.  Like any train wreck, gotta look.

Even more! 
 

“YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”

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Collectively, the dumbest motherfuckers around.  FFS.

 

4 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Collectively, the dumbest motherfuckers around.  FFS.

 

God a whole new level of stupidity. aggy missed the joke which is typical of them.... 

Best comment: how is this aggy not Ralph69

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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what the fuck are those shirts?   whatever squadron 17 is, they seem to be indicating they think they have something in common with Challenger

i'm sure the families of the crew would love to hear the aggy version of this veneration

3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

 

 

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Isn't that the uniform of known white supremacist organization, Patriot Front? 

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Spongebob PissPants...

 

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I thought the same thing, but I believe it is the shadow of the forearm/hand of the dwarf standing to his left.

7 minutes ago, ABSR said:

I thought the same thing, but I believe it is the shadow of the forearm/hand of the dwarf standing to his left.

No, it’s piss. 

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