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1 hour ago, Born Burnt said:

Not gonna lie. We had to yell "flushing" if someone was taking a shower at Moore-Hill aka The Hilton.

I know it was that way EVERYWHERE in colleges in the 70's

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16 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


They’re screaming All is well.

But only one degree from Kevin Bacon.  Suck it, sips!

Two responses to the marching tweet:

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The guy at top wants to announce his membership in the group by making a psuedo military observation about the "outfit" and noting the lack of boots. I went back and looked to figure it out.

What the fuck is the second post referring to "your poverty program" about? Without context, it looks as racist as the KKK prom.

On 5/19/2023 at 11:29 AM, Deej said:

"Where is your drill sergeant, men?"

"IN HER KENNEL, SIR!"

craftsmanship

Cow fucking goes on wherever there is aggy. 

38 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

 

aggy ran out of time.  oops, they ran out of innings.

What exactly is she saying before the "actions have consequences"?  Some kind of "alert"?
 

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

What exactly is she saying before the "actions have consequences"?  Some kind of "alert"?
 

Sounded like “Pooooooooor aggies. Poooooooooor aggies. Poooooooooooor aggies…” to me. 

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

What exactly is she saying before the "actions have consequences"?  Some kind of "alert"?
 

I thought it was "when will you learn?  When will you learn? That your actions have consequences!" 

Anyone know the context of that shrill?

39 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

I thought it was "when will you learn?  When will you learn? That your actions have consequences!" 

Anyone know the context of that shrill?

Reminds me of something I heard in my childhood when a cat stuck her tail in one of those old natural gas heaters.

44 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

I thought it was "when will you learn?  When will you learn? That your actions have consequences!" 

Anyone know the context of that shrill?

Kind of sounds like that was lifted from a movie.  

7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

What exactly is she saying before the "actions have consequences"?  Some kind of "alert"?
 

 

On 5/19/2023 at 7:15 AM, Longboard Horn said:

 

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I think they are showing their war face…

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I have to admit, if I was in battle on the other side and then from their defensive position...they all dropped their weapons, raised both hands, and all started running at me and screaming in unison......I'd probably get the  fuck out of there and let them take my position.  They are the weirdest fucking people..

 

Anyway, congrats to Women's Softball for defeating Aggie and advancing to the Supers.  Hope we get to host a Super while the Aggie women watch from home.

5 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Forever rent free. Beat Miami or whoever, throw the horns down… 

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Couple of limp wrists in that photo.

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Tale as old as time. aggy throws the horns down.....

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TEXAS WINS!

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pooooor aaagggyy!

8 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Forever rent free. Beat Miami or whoever, throw the horns down… 

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That dude looks like the college age version of the bully from "A Christmas Story" who ends up getting his ass whipped by little Ralphie.  

(and the short dude to his right is his hapless Toadie) 

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8 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

That dude looks like the college age version of the bully from "A Christmas Story" who ends up getting his ass whipped by little Ralphie.  

(and the short dude to his right is his hapless Toadie) 

 

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14 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Tale as old as time. aggy throws the horns down.....

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TEXAS WINS!

 

The epitome of poor sportsmanship. 
It is a hallmark of A&M athletics.

35 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Forever rent free. Beat Miami or whoever, throw the horns down… 

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They have convinced themselves that doing this is devastating to t-sips. It's the equivalent of flipping someone off and they're by God manful enough in their manliness to just do it even when nobody from tu is around. It's like seeing Mike Tyson on TV and challenging him to a fight. "Pussy, won't step up."

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

I have to admit, if I was in battle on the other side and then from their defensive position...they all dropped their weapons, raised both hands, and all started running at me and screaming in unison......I'd probably get the  fuck out of there and let them take my position.  They are the weirdest fucking people..

 

Anyway, congrats to Women's Softball for defeating Aggie and advancing to the Supers.  Hope we get to host a Super while the Aggie women watch from home.

Pretty sure we're going to Knoxville for the Supers.

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

That dude looks like the college age version of the bully from "A Christmas Story" who ends up getting his ass whipped by little Ralphie.  

(and the short dude to his right is his hapless Toadie) 

Ahem.

You are referring to closetojumping and Sydney Carton. Put some respeck on their names!

One of the classiest fans in college sports having a tough time at the game

And some more that aren't very good at math

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

One of the classiest fans in college sports having a tough time at the game

And some more that aren't very good at math

 

 

 

 

What an embarrassing fat bitch! Is that the Listeater?

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

What an embarrassing fat bitch! Is that the Listeater?

Maybe after a gastric bypass

The Horns down in that context was just hilarious to begin with. A&M was down 5 runs and 7 outs away from being eliminated by Texas. 

6 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

The Horns down in that context was just hilarious to begin with. A&M was down 5 runs and 7 outs away from being eliminated by Texas. 

Wasn't it Arky hillbillies who invented the "horns down"?

Yet both aggy and okies want to claim it as their own.

Thats awesome! Women invented beer too and have vaginas. We should keep em. 

On 5/16/2023 at 10:05 AM, Fudge Nuggets said:

Spongebob PissPants...

 

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Reggie McNeal woulda thrown for 500 and run for another 300 against that USC squad. Except he played for aggy, who sucked ass like they do every year, so Reggie watched the big boys on TV like the rest of us. 

On 5/22/2023 at 10:39 PM, DFW Horn said:

Wasn't it Arky hillbillies who invented the "horns down"?

Yet both aggy and okies want to claim it as their own.

Stolen Valor.  Not an unfamiliar concept with aggy.

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2005 stats - completions - 212; attempts - 325; passing pct - 65.2; yards - 3036; td's - 26; int's - 10; rating - 163.9

vs USC - completed 30 of 40 passes for 267 yards. no td's or int's. 

fucker just could not pass very well.

20 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Yes, that's right Clem. It WAS completely unfair that the rankings were set up from "year before" where (checks notes),,,let's see here...the Longhorns finished the season with an 11-1 record and a last second victory over Michigan in the Rose Bowl, with Vince Young returning for another year...Yep, totally unfair that the sips were highly ranked and didn't deserve all they achieved after. 

game and the coach blew it. Young looked good because of
poor containment. He could not pass very well.

I wonder what his excuse is as to why Texas beat A&M that year. Oh yeah, Texas was lucky and not every call went their way so (of course) the refs screwed them! 

1 hour ago, General Specific said:


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Ummm...I think that aggy is female?

2 hours ago, Tigersnake said:

Yes, that's right Clem. It WAS completely unfair that the rankings were set up from "year before" where (checks notes),,,let's see here...the Longhorns finished the season with an 11-1 record and a last second victory over Michigan in the Rose Bowl, with Vince Young returning for another year...Yep, totally unfair that the sips were highly ranked and didn't deserve all they achieved after. 

Don't forget the egg that Ohio State laid in the shoe along with every other team on the schedule. The same team that finished #3 in the polls that year. It was all luck. 

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What was aggy preseason ranking after their bullshit COVID year?

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