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2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

That game was his moment.

Well, that and the video camera.

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Who is aggy playing in the supers this weekend?  I can’t find their game listed. 

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6 minutes ago, nnm said:

Who is aggy playing in the supers this weekend?  I can’t find their game listed. 

Wool judging championship was months ago.

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21 minutes ago, nnm said:

Who is aggy playing in the supers this weekend?  I can’t find their game listed. 

Wake Forest

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8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Wake Forest

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You forgot Southern Miss. and Kentucky/LSU and/or South Cackalacky/Florida depending on who's in the lead. No matter how you cut it, that's spells Omaha.

46 minutes ago, nnm said:

Who is aggy playing in the supers this weekend?  I can’t find their game listed. 

Oklahoma State

Who is aggy playing in the supers this weekend?  I can’t find their game listed. 

App State!
Who is aggy playing in the supers this weekend?  I can’t find their game listed. 
52 minutes ago, nnm said:

Who is aggy playing in the supers this weekend?  I can’t find their game listed. 

Found it:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Wishbone said:

Found it:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What time is first pitch?

i've been thinking about the first game at pyle....

 

out of nowhere this year came the pronouncement that they host next year because that's the concession they secured to agree to allow us in

put aside the idea they had any say at all

if true, why did we not hear about it for over 18 months?

not 1 post on texags or 247 or twitter

that meme still shows up but the ministry must have gotten a call because about 3 months ago the official organs (bjork and looch) pivoted to "it's a lock" with no caveats or claims

not 1 rumor or post that they negotiated (!) this outcome back in July of 21, prior to this year

recall that aggy first claimed the "standing offer" in 2007

a moral victory of this apparent magnitude would have been impossible for aggy to keep secret if true

so it's pretty clear: talkie bird is sitting in the control tower pitching a fit like a child squealing about playing at pyle in 24 with bjork on zoom

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i have a solution

24: NRG split like fair park

25: deathstar split like fair park

they can claim a moral victory and the 2 fanbases get to split the tickets

11 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Wool judging championship was months ago.

And the sheep genitalia grooming championships arent until mid-July. They're dying over in the Station. Offseason, Fuck!

9 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i have a solution

24: NRG split like fair park

25: deathstar split like fair park

they can claim a moral victory and the 2 fanbases get to split the tickets

fuck all that.  home and home or nothing.  i probably got another 30 years in me, id like to see us whip their ass on their field for 15 of those.

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9 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

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i have a solution

24: NRG split like fair park

25: deathstar split like fair park

they can claim a moral victory and the 2 fanbases get to split the tickets

Here's my solution; DKR in '24, and aggy is told to sit down and shut up.

13 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

Here's my solution; DKR in '24, and aggy is told to sit down and shut up.

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My solution is 2024 and 2025 at DKR, and then we let aggy have one at home

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2 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

fuck all that.  home and home or nothing.  i probably got another 30 years in me, id like to see us whip their ass on their field for 15 of those.

you will get to see it 20 more times if you live 30 more years

today we're at .6441

if we split the next 2 years we drop to .6417 because the effect of the 5 ties gets diluted

with the 5 ties, if we win the next 2 years we are at exactly .65

but eventually the effect of the 5 ties will regress to a blip on the overall record

so at 76-37 today with no ties we are at .6726, more than 2 out of 3

(i feel like i'm channeling syntex at this point.....)

so to be charitable let's give aggy 2 of the 5 ties as wins, and we'll take the other 3

at 79-39 we would be at .6695 still more than 2 out of 3

we will take a single basis point and surrender all other advantages to aggy (advantage aggy).....

30 x .667 is .2001

 

7 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

you will get to see it 20 more times if you live 30 more years

today we're at .6441

if we split the next 2 years we drop to .6417 because the effect of the 5 ties gets diluted

with the 5 ties, if we win the next 2 years we are at exactly .65

but eventually the effect of the 5 ties will regress to a blip on the overall record

so at 76-37 today with no ties we are at .6726, more than 2 out of 3

(i feel like i'm channeling syntex at this point.....)

so to be charitable let's give aggy 2 of the 5 ties as wins, and we'll take the other 3

at 79-39 we would be at .6695 still more than 2 out of 3

we will take a single basis point and surrender all other advantages to aggy (advantage aggy).....

30 x .667 is .2001

 

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10 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

you will get to see it 20 more times if you live 30 more years

today we're at .6441

if we split the next 2 years we drop to .6417 because the effect of the 5 ties gets diluted

with the 5 ties, if we win the next 2 years we are at exactly .65

but eventually the effect of the 5 ties will regress to a blip on the overall record

so at 76-37 today with no ties we are at .6726, more than 2 out of 3

(i feel like i'm channeling syntex at this point.....)

so to be charitable let's give aggy 2 of the 5 ties as wins, and we'll take the other 3

at 79-39 we would be at .6695 still more than 2 out of 3

we will take a single basis point and surrender all other advantages to aggy (advantage aggy).....

30 x .667 is .2001

 

the hangover GIF

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

you will get to see it 20 more times if you live 30 more years

today we're at .6441

if we split the next 2 years we drop to .6417 because the effect of the 5 ties gets diluted

with the 5 ties, if we win the next 2 years we are at exactly .65

but eventually the effect of the 5 ties will regress to a blip on the overall record

so at 76-37 today with no ties we are at .6726, more than 2 out of 3

(i feel like i'm channeling syntex at this point.....)

so to be charitable let's give aggy 2 of the 5 ties as wins, and we'll take the other 3

at 79-39 we would be at .6695 still more than 2 out of 3

we will take a single basis point and surrender all other advantages to aggy (advantage aggy).....

30 x .667 is .2001

 

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5 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

My solution is 2024 and 2025 at DKR, and then we let aggy have one at home

That works.

My preference: Play them anywhere, stomp them into a stain, aggy returns to Big 12.

12 hours ago, Wishbone said:

That works.

My preference: Play them anywhere, stomp them into a stain, aggy returns to Big 12.

My preference: Play them anywhere, stomp them into a-stain, let billy clean up the mess with some Oxyclean, then return aggy to Big 12.

22 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

fuck all that.  home and home or nothing.  i probably got another 30 years in me, id like to see us whip their ass on their field for 15 of those.

 

19 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

you will get to see it 20 more times if you live 30 more years

...blah, blah, blah...

30 x .667 is .2001

 

Wow, you got that problem wrong every way possible.

First, your math is wrong. 30 x .667 is 20.01, not .2001. Decimals are complicated, should have used a calculator.

More important, you read the problem wrong. NOMAAA wants to see us win ON THEIR FIELD 15 times in the next 30 years. Unless we play more than half the 30 games on their field, the maximum times we can win on their field would be 15 times.

No points at all for you. Do better next time.

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My preference: Play them anywhere, stomp them into a-stain, let billy clean up the mess with some Oxyclean, then return aggy to Big 12.
Nah, they need to go west as the triumphant saviors of the Pac. Teach those limp wristed liberals what real big boy football looks like and such.
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2 hours ago, ousux said:
16 hours ago, TexasTroll said:
My preference: Play them anywhere, stomp them into a-stain, let billy clean up the mess with some Oxyclean, then return aggy to Big 12.

Nah, they need to go west as the triumphant saviors of the Pac. Teach those limp wristed liberals what real big boy football looks like and such.

Yep, they sure showed ‘em a thing or two last time they went out there. 
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The timing of this gif could not be better. The implosion was one of the best things I ever watched. My aggy friend messaged me after this play, "Championship bound. Count it". He didnt message me for months after this 

4 hours ago, Intercourse With Gray said:

The timing of this gif could not be better. The implosion was one of the best things I ever watched. My aggy friend messaged me after this play, "Championship bound. Count it". He didnt message me for months after this 

That’s a Win Win

On 6/9/2023 at 11:25 AM, South Austin said:

It’s right up there with Ricky’s record-breaker. He was a fucking puma on that run.

He was tackled on the 1 yard line though.

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7 hours ago, Intercourse With Gray said:

The timing of this gif could not be better. The implosion was one of the best things I ever watched. My aggy friend messaged me after this play, "Championship bound. Count it". He didnt message me for months after this 

They won the the MNCC that year by a mile.

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

He was tackled on the 1 yard line though.

 

Would you want to be the ref to call that?

26 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Would you want to be the ref to call that?

of course not, and he wasnt going to in that moment.  

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

He was tackled on the 1 yard line though.

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He was tackled on the 1 yard line though.
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Thank goodness they weren’t using review then.
The timing of this gif could not be better. The implosion was one of the best things I ever watched. My aggy friend messaged me after this play, "Championship bound. Count it". He didnt message me for months after this 

I remember watching part of that game on tv around my younger brother who is an aggy fan. All I could think of was damn, I’ll never hear them end of it after the club ucla like a baby seal.
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7 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


I remember watching part of that game on tv around my younger brother who is an aggy fan. All I could think of was damn, I’ll never hear them end of it after the club ucla like a baby seal.

I was sitting in the ex players section right next to Lance Gunn at the 40 yard line and Ricky broke that run right in front of me behind my high school teammate who was starting at guard. My favorite all time sports moment.

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3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I was sitting in the ex players section right next to Lance Gunn at the 40 yard line and Ricky broke that run right in front of me behind my high school teammate who was starting at guard. My favorite all time sports moment.

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3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I was sitting in the ex players section 

My ex-wife was friends with Mike Baab's sister.  He was looking to "lease" out his letterman seats.  Said ex-wife declined "because we already have seats".  Sonofabitch.

On 6/7/2023 at 8:07 AM, Deej said:

I just worry about their stadium collapsing on a Saturday that we play them there. That building should be condemned. 

You spelled university wrong. 

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

You spelled university wrong. 

I don't consider aggy a university. Reform school, maybe. 

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ChatGPT, how can the Texas A&M Aggies be the most successful football program in college despite not winning a title since 1939?

Though the Texas A&M University Aggies have not won a national championship title since 1939, they can still be considered the most successful college football program for several reasons. While championship victories play a significant role in determining a program's success, it is not the sole factor. Here's why the Aggies regard themselves as the most successful football program despite their title drought.

  1. Consistent Competitiveness: Success in college football goes beyond winning championships. The Aggies have consistently been competitive over the years, fielding strong teams and contending for conference titles and bowl games. They have achieved numerous winning seasons and produced several All-Americans and NFL players.

  2. Longevity and Tradition: The Texas A&M football program has a rich history and a storied tradition that stretches back over a century. The Aggies have built a strong and passionate fan base, with a loyal following known as the "12th Man." The program's longevity and tradition contribute to its status as the most successful in college football despite never winning titles.

  3. Conference Dominance: While national titles hold great prestige, dominating within a competitive conference is also a significant achievement. The Aggies have had considerable success in conference play, including capturing multiple conference championships in different eras and perhaps will turn the tide in one of the toughest conferences, the Southeastern Conference (SEC).

  4. Impactful Players and Coaches: The Aggies have produced numerous standout players and coaches who have left a lasting impact on the sport. Notable Aggies alumni include Heisman Trophy winners John David Crow and Johnny Manziel, as well as legendary coaches like Paul "Bear" Bryant and R.C. Slocum. These individuals have contributed to the Aggies' legacy and their overall success as a program.

  5. Facilities and Resources: Texas A&M has invested heavily in its football program, providing state-of-the-art facilities and resources that attract top-tier talent. The university's commitment to supporting the team's success has helped establish a foundation for excellence and competitiveness.

While winning a national championship is the pinnacle of success in college football, it is important to recognize the overall achievements and contributions of a program. Despite their title drought, the Texas A&M Aggies' consistent competitiveness, long-standing tradition, conference dominance, impactful players and coaches, and investment in resources make them widely regarded the most successful college football programs in history.

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3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

AI demonstrating severe regardedness 

Don't be too hard on ChatGPT. I altered some of the content it produced for entertainment purposes only. 

11 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

My ex-wife was friends with Mike Baab's sister.  He was looking to "lease" out his letterman seats.  Said ex-wife declined "because we already have seats".  Sonofabitch.

And that is why she is the ex-wife?

2 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

And that is why she is the ex-wife?

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Don't be too hard on ChatGPT. I altered some of the content it produced for entertainment purposes only. 

Now feed it aggypedia data!

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