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33 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

 

To be fair, Aggy claiming the spring game as a W to get them over the hump to a double digit win season isn't that much worse than traditional SEC scheduling of Austin Pea, Furman, Youngstown State, Wofford, etc in addition to some bad G5 OOC to near guarantee 6 win bowl eligibility

Scheduling App State should be a near guaranteed win to get to 6 win bowl eligibility. 

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15 minutes ago, nnm said:

Scheduling App State should be a near guaranteed win to get to 6 win bowl eligibility. 


It should be, but if it was we wouldn't have gotten this all timer hilarious scene:

 

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That whole scene made even better when I got to watch Texas State bully App State about a month later, Aggy friends were so, so thrilled to see that

 

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Cross Posting from the screenshots thread. Great find by @SydneyCarton

Guess what the official hand sign is for Texas A&M International in the beautiful and exotic Laredo, Texas?

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Geez...the Petrino answer is even worse on video.  Check out the 9:10 mark of the video.  Reporter asks if they will see the pro-style, play action, under center offense or the Bobby Petrino, 4 wide, power spread.  Jimbo furrows his brow and says, incredulously, "have you ever watched Bobby? Bobby is a lot of underneath play action."  Follow by nervous laughter.  I know this isn't breaking news or anything, but he comes off as incredibly thin skinned and defensive.  He eventually lapsed into a word salad non-answer, but he couldn't help his initial reaction.

5 minutes ago, someguy said:

Geez...the Petrino answer is even worse on video.  Check out the 9:10 mark of the video.  Reporter asks if they will see the pro-style, play action, under center offense or the Bobby Petrino, 4 wide, power spread.  Jimbo furrows his brow and says, incredulously, "have you ever watched Bobby? Bobby is a lot of underneath play action."  Follow by nervous laughter.  I know this isn't breaking news or anything, but he comes off as incredibly thin skinned and defensive.  He eventually lapsed into a word salad non-answer, but he couldn't help his initial reaction.

Ya know... Jimbo's not going to get up there and say what they're going to do and how they're going to do it, but everybody knows it's going to look exactly like it did before.

1 hour ago, US183 said:

aggy and some of the SEC can’t handle the 2024 SEC Media Days being held in Dallas at SEC Rant. Points to a UT takeover and a sure future collapse as TEXAS always wrecks whatever conference we touch.   
 

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/sec-media-days-to-be-in-dallas-next-year/108992521/

The SEC has been tossing that idea around for a couple years even before Tx/ou inclusion

one can’t expect aggy to use the internet to search , not for propaganda, can we??

48 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Cross Posting from the screenshots thread. Great find by @SydneyCarton

Guess what the official hand sign is for Texas A&M International in the beautiful and exotic Laredo, Texas?

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Some things just don’t look right. But as long as her shirt color is never moron, and she keeps her mouth shut….

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5 minutes ago, Wayne said:

 

Are we just going to gloss over the players wearing sunglasses indoors? It reeks of the Texans and their letterman jackets. Or they just smoked a bunch of weed on the plane and are hiding their eyes.

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1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Cross Posting from the screenshots thread. Great find by @SydneyCarton

Guess what the official hand sign is for Texas A&M International in the beautiful and exotic Laredo, Texas?

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I appreciate the credit but goddamn you for summoning me to the football board and this dipshit’s fucking thread. I would be less offended if you Clockwork Orange’d my eyes open and forced me to watch Autistic Bum Fights. 

which btw is what this thread should be titled. 

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Scheduling App State should be a near guaranteed win to get to 6 win bowl eligibility. 

I don't see aggy scheduling App St again within any of our lifetimes.  Their new 100 year decision. 

10 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Which government Department is the NCAA part of???

The NCAA is actually a front for a shadowy global organization that is run by the Rothschilds, the Bilderberg Group and the Federal Reserve to form a cashless world government. They are purposely flooding the Western economies with cheap labor through the transfer portal. Only Aggys have the courage to stand up to them and speak the truth. Hence, Aggy is unfairly punished with fake, lower seedings and purposely hard schedules and biased refs. 

Wake up!!!!!!! 

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the Rothschilds, the Bilderberg Group and the Federal Reserve

The thing is, they are all controlled by Reptilians.   And I’m OK with that.

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2 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Are we just going to gloss over the players wearing sunglasses indoors? It reeks of the Texans and their letterman jackets. Or they just smoked a bunch of weed on the plane and are hiding their eyes.

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"hopefully he'll call the game and have suggestions"

Is Bobby even contractually obligated to show up to pyle field on gameday? Jimbo certainly isn't. This shit sounds like Petrino will have the option to call plays if he feels like it...or more likely just wear a headset in the booth connected to his favorite Collie station country music.

3 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

 

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Don’t think they did a lot of this either.* Don’t care it isn’t been posted because it’s that good. 
 

 

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1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Lulz. aggy fans will not be happy

 

Taking the long way to NO. 

5 hours ago, US183 said:

aggy and some of the SEC can’t handle the 2024 SEC Media Days being held in Dallas at SEC Rant. Points to a UT takeover and a sure future collapse as TEXAS always wrecks whatever conference we touch.   
 

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/sec-media-days-to-be-in-dallas-next-year/108992521/

WRTS...

Better players.  Check. With the whole greatest class evar thing

Better coached.  Check, got Jimbo.. 

Better stadium, facilities, fans. Check. 

Better turditions. Check.

More alumni. Check

More popular. Check.

Better marching band. Check

Saved the world from Nazis and COVID. Check. 

As much, if not more money. Check

 

Now that (once again) they have a legitimate chance on a level playing field to once and for all put tu in their rearview, aggy hears things that go bump in the night at plain noon...

WE aren't even officially a member for another year, yet we already own the SEC.

What happened to "we would own the shorthorns if they weren't scared to play us"?  Instead, we get we want our rivalry with LSU, Alabama (moral victories count stupid sip) and anyone NOT tu as our rivals.  You know our new turditional rivals.

"Fine, whatever, we will but only if they come to our house!     Please? You owe for the whole Bevo thing and not putting us in the playoffs. Not to mention y'all didn't have our backs and allowed the App St. game to take place.

I can't wait to read the posts of how we payed the refs. Especially when we weren't even the one's who handed them the loss...   

Poor battered aggy... Whoop 

 

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So in one day...

  1. SEC moves media days to Texas YEARS after aggy has been in the SEC.
  2. A. Smith doesn't know that Texas won the last matchup.
  3. Jimbo or aggy or Petrino doesn't know who's calling the plays.
  4. The players show up in sunglasses which - if you're GA or Bama - might have been cool, I guess.

LOLOLOL.

“What affected us was individualism and NIL now the ones coming in are big on NIL”? What do you remember about the last time they played? “A&M won”. The sunglasses thing, dude these guys have to blown off their asses lol.

3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

The thing is, they are all controlled by Reptilians.   And I’m OK with that.

 

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8 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Cross Posting from the screenshots thread. Great find by @SydneyCarton

Guess what the official hand sign is for Texas A&M International in the beautiful and exotic Laredo, Texas?

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I have so many questions ...

What a bunch of clowns with those sunglasses. And these are the supposed "leaders" of that team. A real coach would probably teach them to look people in the eye when they communicate.

11 hours ago, CTC2 said:

Don’t think they did a lot of this either.* Don’t care it isn’t been posted because it’s that good. 
 

 

1:16… too soon. 

On 7/16/2023 at 9:39 AM, tx ind said:

Don't forget they always win half-times and pre-rivalry game wood stacks.

I'm pretty sure the wood stack has scoreboard. 

On 7/16/2023 at 9:39 AM, tx ind said:

Don't forget they always win half-times and pre-rivalry game wood stacks.

I assume that's when  the  milkmen get together for a boisterous round of tummysticks before taking the field? 

14 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Lulz. aggy fans will not be happy

 

yeah seems clear Jimbo is going to be calling plays again unless Petrino agrees to run Jimbo's offense in which case Petrino will be allowed to call Jimbo's plays.

40 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

yeah seems clear Jimbo is going to be calling plays again unless Petrino agrees to run Jimbo's offense in which case Petrino will be allowed to call Jimbo's plays.

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16 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Is there video of this? If so, please post!!

Seriously though, this TAMIU Dust Devil/Horns hand sign thing is really messing with my head. Black is white. Up is down. Human sacrifice. Dogs & cats living together. Mass hysteria ...

Someone please tell me how the fuck that happened and continues to be a thing right there in aggy's own system?

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