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3 hours ago, South Austin said:

He’s still aggy, so I’m Torn on this one.

Rip started out as aggy after graduating from Taylor High School, but finished with a degree at UT.

5 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Rip started out as aggy after graduating from Taylor High School, but finished with a degree at UT.

He overcame a lot of adversity. Taylor Duck, aggy Corp dork.  But was later a UT grad and member of Texas Sigma Chi.  What was his handle on TOS?

On 8/15/2023 at 1:25 AM, Updawg said:

Is great. Reminds me of an empty airport terminal after hours.

nailed it... 

1 hour ago, DalTxHornFan said:

He overcame a lot of adversity. Taylor Duck, aggy Corp dork.  But was later a UT grad and member of Texas Sigma Chi.  What was his handle on TOS?

You can bet aggy claims him. Like they claim Horace Carswell, who attended aggy one year, hated it, transferred to TCU, lettered in football on a MNC team, graduated from TCU, and was awarded the MoH posthumously. Since he’s dead and can’t object, aggy claims him as one of their MoH winners. 

Stolen valor. Another aggy turdition. 

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10 minutes ago, nnm said:

Stolen valor. Another aggy turdition. 

*Stollen

2 hours ago, DalTxHornFan said:

 What was his handle on TOS?

How about maybe TOR ? 

5 hours ago, DalTxHornFan said:

He overcame a lot of adversity. Taylor Duck, aggy Corp dork.  But was later a UT grad and member of Texas Sigma Chi.  What was his handle on TOS?

Wasn’t he “Rip Torn” on Hornfans?

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Lots of talk in the news about the first California tropical storm since 1939.  You know what else happened in 1939?  Whoop!

7 minutes ago, WBT said:

Lots of talk in the news about the first California tropical storm since 1939.  You know what else happened in 1939?  Whoop!

That’s enough correlation without causation for me to believe. 

55 minutes ago, WBT said:

Lots of talk in the news about the first California tropical storm since 1939.  You know what else happened in 1939?  Whoop!

A sign from above.  Time to get to the sports book!

15 hours ago, South Austin said:

He’s still aggy, so I’m Torn on this one.

So was Rip.

He was in the Corps before graduating from Texas.

 

ETA: Damn, AB beat me, but only by like 12 hours.  ;)

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6 hours ago, WBT said:

Lots of talk in the news about the first California tropical storm since 1939.  You know what else happened in 1939?  Whoop!

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"Lots of talk in the news about the first California tropical storm since 1939.  You know what else happened in 1939?  Whoop!"

If Poland is invaded by Germany it shall be a sure sign. 

"Lots of talk in the news about the first California tropical storm since 1939.  You know what else happened in 1939?  Whoop!"
If Poland is invaded by Germany it shall be a sure sign. 
If Poland invades Germany does that reverse history and take away aggys lone trophy?
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Oh Boy! The era prior to face masks and no T-shirts to celebrate the achievement. Prior to even being on TV.

Hook’em!!!
2 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:


Oh Boy! The era prior to face masks and no T-shirts to celebrate the achievement. Prior to even being on TV.

Hook’em!!!

Marconi may have broadcast their games that year.

The repeat of the game with App State is on ESPNU right now.   This is almost as enjoyable to rewatch as the ass whopping we put on OU last season. 

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Such eloquent prose and mastery of the English language. I'm impressed.
4 minutes ago, wood said:

 

Al has a replica Liberty Bell on his desk at work that will find another home on Monday. Don’t want to aggy up the office in any way. 

Guys, he's right. As far as I know, Texas has never been able to stand a candle against A&M. Doubt we've even tried, tbh

12 minutes ago, wood said:

 

From a characteristic standpoint, “stand a candle” doesn’t mean a thing.  

Beyond that, I celebrate the writer’s bold use of semi-coherent phrases as stand-alone sentences.  You, sir, have represented your mechanical college well.

6 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Marconi may have broadcast their games that year.

Was that Dave South's first year?

 

That dude went to multiple Fish Camps and was a mentor by his Senior year. All of this after drinking a pitcher for his ring at The Chicken!

Hook’em!!!
56 minutes ago, wood said:

 

I notice the author of this doesn't mention academics.

From a grammar standpoint, it is clear why that is the case.

And, that is a very large university to have only one academic building.

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Given their clear issues standing logs, I'm not sure I'd trust them even trying to stand candles.

1 hour ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Fake Liberty Bell in College Station" is some straight up "Paris, China" LOL:

That must be what keeps them free from all those championships and cheerleaders without beanbags. 

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“If they had female cheerleaders for football they’d be awesome” - aggy!

Hook’em!!!

Many years ago on one of the now defunct Longhorn message boards, somebody said "aggys were the greatest unintentional comedians of all time," or something to that effect.  Truer words have never been spoken.   "Ignoring the athletic record for a minute" should read "ignoring the athletic record for over 100 years."

2 hours ago, Zone Read said:

Many years ago on one of the now defunct Longhorn message boards, somebody said "aggys were the greatest unintentional comedians of all time," or something to that effect.  Truer words have never been spoken.   "Ignoring the athletic record for a minute" should read "ignoring the athletic record for over 100 years."

God's gift to unintentional comedy

You're welcome. 

5 hours ago, Zone Read said:

Many years ago on one of the now defunct Longhorn message boards, somebody said "aggys were the greatest unintentional comedians of all time," or something to that effect.  Truer words have never been spoken.   "Ignoring the athletic record for a minute" should read "ignoring the athletic record for over 100 years."

Over 100 years?

Try over 129 years.

And the "Liberty Bell" was to help sell U.S government debt in or about 1947. There were given to each state and several more were made available. The state of Texas was more about the Texas state independence. 

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17 hours ago, Doctor of Neighborhood said:

From a characteristic standpoint, “stand a candle” doesn’t mean a thing.  

Beyond that, I celebrate the writer’s bold use of semi-coherent phrases as stand-alone sentences.  You, sir, have represented your mechanical college well.

“stand a candle”?

Those jackoffs can’t even stand firewood.

17 hours ago, Foosters said:

Guys, he's right. As far as I know, Texas has never been able to stand a candle against A&M. Doubt we've even tried, tbh

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19 minutes ago, CosmoDog said:

“stand a candle”?

Those jackoffs can’t even stand firewood.

Who “stands” firewood?

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Who “stands” firewood?

People who fall off of it.  Our poor taste jokes aside, their alumni, student groups, and administration should have been prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for that shitshow.  Fuck them, fuck that entire cult.  And for every Longhorn who thinks like they do.  It's all the same shit.  It's just shit.

Hopefully the results are 100% manziel to show that only retards bothered answering.

How is that even a thing? JFF isn't even in the top tier.

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