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Not just stupid to pretend these dorks are somehow attractive in general, but sexist as fuck, my goodness. What a backwards ass place for a large university.

I really and truly hate that school.
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Aggy football's only national championship is closer in time to the secession of the Confederate States than it is to today.

5 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

So Aggy is constructing a whole new building to learn how to use a sun visor when looking towards the sun and how to not use a sun visor when looking away from the sun??

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12 minutes ago, wood said:

Aggy football's only national championship is closer in time to the secession of the Confederate States than it is to today.

Sadly plenty of Aggy out there that prob see that as a point of pride...states rights and all... (no CR)
 

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

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Lets stop using that failure of a photoshop.  The person who made it was too lazy to even put the logo on there properly. 

 

 

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It’s still real to me, dammit.

1 hour ago, wood said:

Aggy football's only national championship is closer in time to the secession of the Confederate States than it is to today.

 

On 8/14/2023 at 10:10 PM, markstanco said:

Alabama Tennessee ole miss and lsu are certain loses.

aggy will almost assuredly win one of those games. They always manage to show up and surprise someone. 

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Lets stop using that failure of a photoshop.  

 

No.  It embodies everything aggy.

Danny K on the SXM radio had them playing GA in the SEC Championship. He thinks the “merger” of the new staff will be the key?

Hook’em!!!

On 8/29/2023 at 6:28 AM, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

I bet there is a tweet  from this Baghdad Bob like character for every QB since his man crush Johnny Football.

3 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

I bet there is a tweet  from this Baghdad Bob like character for every QB since his man crush Johnny Football.

Someone with solid Twitter research skills could probably confirm this. I swear I remember a similar tweet before last season or the season before it, or both?, regarding Haynes King. 

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

Lets stop using that failure of a photoshop.  The person who made it was too lazy to even put the logo on there properly. 

 

 

 

What are you talking about?  It's the self-leveling logo hat.  It is great for looking sharp on days when you are standing sideways on a hill.  

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

To be fair, Roger is my third favorite aggy singer.  "Gulf Coast Time" and "River Song" are on my all time favorites list.  This, though-this is horrid. 

12 minutes ago, bmbmd said:

To be fair, Roger is my third favorite aggy singer.  "Gulf Coast Time" and "River Song" are on my all time favorites list.  This, though-this is horrid. 

I can't believe I did that to myself.  Made it through 37 seconds.  

23 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

I can't believe I did that to myself.  Made it through 37 seconds.  

Your wife is envious. 

1 hour ago, bmbmd said:

To be fair, Roger is my third favorite aggy singer.  "Gulf Coast Time" and "River Song" are on my all time favorites list.  This, though-this is horrid. 

He’s a hometown boy and I’ve met him.  I used to like him, 25 years ago, but his voice and singing style bothers me a lot now.  It feels forced and formulaic, almost a caricature.

p.s. I never heard that stupid Aggie song.  That’s is terrible

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1 hour ago, Laga4 said:

I can't believe I did that to myself.  Made it through 37 seconds.  

Yeah that would suck ass even if it didn't lick aggy balls.

10 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Thanks for the reminder. I was about to go off on the Gadsden Purchase.

How about the Louseyanna Purchase? Got anything on dat?

10 hours ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

This enrages me.  $200mm of state money to....simulate lighting conditions.  Unreal.  The tex leg continues to blow money by sending packages like this to aggy.  Their academics aren't anywhere near where they should be for projects like this.  There isn't a single graduate of aggy that should be anywhere near something like the space program.  This is the definition of things a bunch of rednecks will never be able to do or understand.  This money should flow to universities who would be seen as adults in the room for these types of projects.  aggy should be allocated $25k to study "make seed to be plant" or some shit.

 

 

...and all the money will be spent on an Estes rocket kit being launched from some aggy backyard.

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

It is time to get fired up for football!  AGGY gets welcomed to SEC!


https://streamable.com/zdou1v

 

 

And they used the hottest women aggy had to offer. 

 

Friday’s NYT XWord:

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Haha. Nyt misspelled aggy. Idoits.

10 hours ago, wood said:

Aggy football's only national championship is closer in time to the secession of the Confederate States than it is to today.

 

On 8/30/2023 at 6:17 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:

College sports top donors: Ranking the most generous athletics boosters

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Per 247 Sports: 
 
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Which universities have the most generous athletics boosters? According to total cumulative “donations and contributions” findings from 2005 through the 2022 season via USA Today and the Knight Commission, programs who receive the most from generous donors tend to have a heightened advantage against others through recruiting success, coaching prestige, facility enhancements and other upgrades. 
Only public universities were included in the findings since their financials are public.  


1. Oregon $969 million 

2. Texas A&M $849 million 

3. Texas $766 million 

4. Florida $763 million 

5. Georgia $716 million 

6. Oklahoma State (thanks T Boone) $670 million 

7. LSU $618 million 

8. Oklahoma $597 million  

9. Auburn $580 million 

10. Florida State $540 million 

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Per 247 Sports:
 

    quote: Which universities have the most generous athletics boosters? According to total cumulative “donations and contributions” findings from 2005 through the 2022 season via USA Today and the Knight Commission, programs who receive the most from generous donors tend to have a heightened advantage against others through recruiting success, coaching prestige, facility enhancements and other upgrades.
    Only public universities were included in the findings since their financials are public.   

 

1. Oregon $969 million

2. Texas A&M $849 million

3. Texas $766 million

4. Florida $763 million

5. Georgia $716 million

6. Oklahoma State (thanks T Boone) $670 million

7. LSU $618 million

8. Oklahoma $597 million  

9. Auburn $580 million

10. Florida State $540 million

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aggy will almost assuredly win one of those games. They always manage to show up and surprise someone. 

Agreeing with you means that my alma mater stands to draw the short straw in this scenario. So I will not agree with you sir.
Friday’s NYT XWord:
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Spelled wrong, I expect better from NYT

Evan Stewart's backup was in charge of bringing the MJ into the locker room. Smart of Jimbo to narc him out.

9 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Suspended for the first series.

I thought the police BBQ straightened that problem out. 

Should’ve invited the B/CS and aggy campus police to the pool party. Maybe they’ll be on the invite list next year?

Hook’em!!!
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On 8/31/2023 at 4:46 PM, closetojumping said:

Someone with solid Twitter research skills could probably confirm this. I swear I remember a similar tweet before last season or the season before it, or both?, regarding Haynes King. 

 

 

29 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

WR Tease arrested felony drug possession. 

Less than 2 oz.  Dumb.

12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Less than 2 oz.  Dumb.

He also had a bunch of edibles which the news source said were illegal in Texas (wtf?), and .051 ounces of pot which had been found in a trash can in Teases' room.

Looch is precious.  "Mastered Jimbo's playbook".

My chihuahua could master Jimbo's playbook.

14 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Do you really have a chihuahua?

Does Jimbo really have a playbook?

14 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Do you really have a chihuahua?

Why yes I do.  Would you like to take her off my hands?  I'll pay.

"WR Tease arrested felony drug possession. "

Just redshirt for a year and welcome him back.

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4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

I hate Chi Alpha with a passion and this gives me even more of a reason to hate them. Fuck that cult. 

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I sorta feel sorry for those two guys because their moms named them Candace and Lisa.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

I sorta feel sorry for those two guys because their moms named them Candace and Lisa.

Their names do seem to fit their faces.

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So when I finally caught it and put my pecker in it felt real good and some stuff happened but it turnt out after the hog was real sad and weren't wantin' nothin' to do with no other hogs and then what's also happened is it didn't even have no baby hogs after'n I snuggled up with it. So here's the research paper, and my tool is ready whurever ya need it.

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