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29 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

Fine print says…

”South Division”

I've seen it before, but every time I'm just stunned by how fucking pathetic that is.

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3 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

I’m here for the texag screenshots and tears. Jimbo is done right?

With what money?

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We were leaving a restaurant in the Black Hills a few days ago, and I held the door open for a middle aged aggy couple - fully decked out in maroon. My wife and I greeted them with a Hook ‘em, much to their befuddlement. About 20 seconds later, the restaurant door swings back open, and aggy husband yells out, “It’s gonna be a long SEC game for y’all this weekend!”  I laughed and yelled back, “We’ll see about that!”

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With what money?

Well they just got messed up by the hurricanes so there might be a fema check coming.

Also…

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This aggy loss was special. A 15 point loss when Miami did this. 

Blocked punt inside the 20 (7 points for aggy)

Fumbled punt inside the 10 (7 points for aggy)

Missed FG by Miami.

115 penalty yards by Miami. 

Multiple wide-open drops by Miami wide receivers that would have been huge plays. 

4 defensive starters out for Miami for most of the 2nd half. 

How in the fuck do you lose a game like this by 15 points? This game was handed to them on a platter  and they still lost by double digits. 

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2 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Fine print says…

”South Division”

Embarrassing 

Texas has more wins in the SEC this year than goat fuckers do. I like that.   

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3 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

the new aggy school commercial aired during miami game:

"we're not weird"

 

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They are already recovering from their loss, no worries

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Wasn't this supposed to be A&M's year? Or is that next year?

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We were in Houston yesterday for a memorial service. Aggy BIL was in charge of the event and had way too much on his plate for us to even consider our normal good natured ribbing. We were there to support & help the family in any way we could. The service went better than he could have hoped for: short, sweet and drama free. Afterwards the family gathered to unwind w/ some food, beverages and football on TV. I told the BIL that he could give me as much shit as he wanted about Texas and I wouldn't anything more than smile and nod in agreement. To his credit, he barely said a word. Probably because he was operating on minimal sleep and oh yeah, Miami was donkey punching aggy at the time. The same couldn't be said about an aggy friend of his who was an insufferable prick and was trying to get under my skin the whole time. We left just before the Texas game started (listened to the first 3 quarters on SXM, was able to catch most of the 4th in glorious 4K at home). The aggy prick went off with "oh, run back to Austin with all the other liberal f---, Alabama's going to push your shit in," yada yada yada. The BIL told him to stand down. I wonder how that dude's feeling this morning?

7 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

With what money?

A couple of weeks ago when the lottery was so high, the wife said if she won, she would buy out Jimbo's contract.  I about wrecked the car from laughing so hard.  I love my wife for loving college ball and bless her heart for being aggy.  

2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

We were in Houston yesterday for a memorial service. Aggy BIL was in charge of the event and had way too much on his plate for us to even consider our normal good natured ribbing. We were there to support & help the family in any way we could. The service went better than he could have hoped for: short, sweet and drama free. Afterwards the family gathered to unwind w/ some food, beverages and football on TV. I told the BIL that he could give me as much shit as he wanted about Texas and I wouldn't anything more than smile and nod in agreement. To his credit, he barely said a word. Probably because he was operating on minimal sleep and oh yeah, Miami was donkey punching aggy at the time. The same couldn't be said about an aggy friend of his who was an insufferable prick and was trying to get under my skin the whole time. We left just before the Texas game started (listened to the first 3 quarters on SXM, was able to catch most of the 4th in glorious 4K at home). The aggy prick went off with "oh, run back to Austin with all the other liberal f---, Alabama's going to push your shit in," yada yada yada. The BIL told him to stand down. I wonder how that dude's feeling this morning?

Call him and find out, maybe send him a link to the score or this page. Better yet, get his social media post it up and we'll all check in on him.  Enjoy your day, sir.  You've earned it.

9 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Wasn't this supposed to be A&M's year? Or is that next year?

Next year. It's always next year.

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Who is the best one-loss team in the country? Alabama or Texas A&M?

Pretty sure yesterday just zapped the life out of the 12th man for years to come. Jimbo's replacement is being determined, the collection plate has now shifted from players to buyouts, and there is a collective question of "Does it matter?" 

Still amazes me they haven't turned out Luicci yet. You would think a rival site would take hold by now.

22 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Who is the best one-loss team in the country? Alabama or Texas A&M?

I'm really looking forward to aggy asking "Are we the best two, three, four 4 loss team in the country?"

39 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

A couple of weeks ago when the lottery was so high, the wife said if she won, she would buy out Jimbo's contract.  I about wrecked the car from laughing so hard.  I love my wife for loving college ball and bless her heart for being aggy.  

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30 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

Next year. It's always next year.

 

27 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

This.

It's this year, right up until the point that it's next year...get it?

 

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45 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

We were in Houston yesterday for a memorial service. Aggy BIL was in charge of the event and had way too much on his plate for us to even consider our normal good natured ribbing. We were there to support & help the family in any way we could. The service went better than he could have hoped for: short, sweet and drama free. Afterwards the family gathered to unwind w/ some food, beverages and football on TV. I told the BIL that he could give me as much shit as he wanted about Texas and I wouldn't anything more than smile and nod in agreement. To his credit, he barely said a word. Probably because he was operating on minimal sleep and oh yeah, Miami was donkey punching aggy at the time. The same couldn't be said about an aggy friend of his who was an insufferable prick and was trying to get under my skin the whole time. We left just before the Texas game started (listened to the first 3 quarters on SXM, was able to catch most of the 4th in glorious 4K at home). The aggy prick went off with "oh, run back to Austin with all the other liberal f---, Alabama's going to push your shit in," yada yada yada. The BIL told him to stand down. I wonder how that dude's feeling this morning?

You're a better man than me.

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Yesterday’s results give even more meaning to this time-honored work of video art….

 

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7 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

You're a better man than me.

Trust me, I was thisclose to taking that guy out back and asking him what his fucking problem was, but I didn't want to risk doing anything stupid that would have resulted in me getting an earful from my wife on the 3 hour drive back. And to the BIL's credit again, he texted me this morning to thank us for coming, congratulating us on the win and apologizing for his friend acting like, well...a typical aggy asshole. 

49 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

Next year. It's always next year.

Whatever year the asteroid hits -- it's the year after that.

47 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Who is the best one-loss team in the country? Alabama or Texas A&M?

 

I'm 100% sure this is being discussed in the aggy only section of that cesspool of a website.

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20 hours ago, speed817 said:

SIAP

 

reineraggie09 is not having a good Sunday. 

6 hours ago, Burt said:

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I’ll give it three weeks until they can’t take the ridicule anymore and memory hole this video.

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I'm still laughing at the marketing genius of "we're not weird".  Never change.

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm still laughing at the marketing genius of "we're not weird".  Never change.

Yea, if you have to tell people you aren't weird.  Well, then you're probably fucking weird.

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3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm still laughing at the marketing genius of "we're not weird".  Never change.

Especially with the line of we not followers but do have a leader and video pans to a dog.

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7 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

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Holy shit… Is this real?

It’s real and it’s spectacular 

6 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Especially with the line of we not followers but do have a leader and video pans to a dog.

Well, that dog has better leadership traits than Sharp, Bjork, Jimbo, et al.

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Wasn't this supposed to be A&M's year? Or is that next year?

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1 hour ago, Bookman said:

Wasn't this supposed to be A&M's year? Or is that next year?

Next year is always aggy’s year.  Get your licks in while you can!

7 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Well, that dog has better leadership traits than Sharp, Bjork, Jimbo, et al.

Every video I've seen on that dog is either it trying to bite them or on a leash or surrounded by "soldiers" so it can't run away.

34 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

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Holy shit… Is this real?

Not only is it real, if I remember correctly they owe him 25% of it within 60 days of termination 

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

We were in Houston yesterday for a memorial service. Aggy BIL was in charge of the event and had way too much on his plate for us to even consider our normal good natured ribbing. We were there to support & help the family in any way we could. The service went better than he could have hoped for: short, sweet and drama free. Afterwards the family gathered to unwind w/ some food, beverages and football on TV. I told the BIL that he could give me as much shit as he wanted about Texas and I wouldn't anything more than smile and nod in agreement. To his credit, he barely said a word. Probably because he was operating on minimal sleep and oh yeah, Miami was donkey punching aggy at the time. The same couldn't be said about an aggy friend of his who was an insufferable prick and was trying to get under my skin the whole time. We left just before the Texas game started (listened to the first 3 quarters on SXM, was able to catch most of the 4th in glorious 4K at home). The aggy prick went off with "oh, run back to Austin with all the other liberal f---, Alabama's going to push your shit in," yada yada yada. The BIL told him to stand down. I wonder how that dude's feeling this morning?

Yeah sure, Lucifer. 
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So what's their shortlist for their new head coach?  Traylor, Elko, Smith, DeBoer, Campbell, Sanders, but ultimately settle for McGuire?

58 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

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Holy shit… Is this real?

There is no buyout. It's called a fully guaranteed contract.

4 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

So what's their shortlist for their new head coach?  Traylor, Elko, Smith, DeBoer, Campbell, Sanders, but ultimately settle for McGuire?

McDUI would be the perfect hire. He’s all talk, no substance 

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1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

There is no buyout. It's called a fully guaranteed contract.

That they were all crowing about and so fucking proud of when they offered it and Bilbo signed because it showed the college football universe just how serious and committed they were to winning by...lighting a pile of money on fire.

2 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

We were in Houston yesterday for a memorial service. Aggy BIL was in charge of the event and had way too much on his plate for us to even consider our normal good natured ribbing. We were there to support & help the family in any way we could. The service went better than he could have hoped for: short, sweet and drama free. Afterwards the family gathered to unwind w/ some food, beverages and football on TV. I told the BIL that he could give me as much shit as he wanted about Texas and I wouldn't anything more than smile and nod in agreement. To his credit, he barely said a word. Probably because he was operating on minimal sleep and oh yeah, Miami was donkey punching aggy at the time. The same couldn't be said about an aggy friend of his who was an insufferable prick and was trying to get under my skin the whole time. We left just before the Texas game started (listened to the first 3 quarters on SXM, was able to catch most of the 4th in glorious 4K at home). The aggy prick went off with "oh, run back to Austin with all the other liberal f---, Alabama's going to push your shit in," yada yada yada. The BIL told him to stand down. I wonder how that dude's feeling this morning?

You did it wrong. You tell your BIL “sorry for your loss,” and then you put your dick in his ear.

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Last weekend I was in KC for a rare and awesome weekend with my BiLs to catch a Royals game (one goes to a different MLB park every year and I tag along when I can).  Last Saturday night we were at this sports bar trying to catch all our games…OSU for me, Baylor for one BiL, Michigan for another and Michigan State for the third.  We had a prime table and we’re just chilling. 

Ironically I’d been trying to explain about Aggy to MSU guy earlier in the day, but about 2/3rds of the way through the Baylor game, a group of six Aggies drunkenly walk up to play golden tee.  It was genuinely weird…they all looked the same, said they were cousins, constantly called one of their own regarded to his face, and made a few jokes about licking assholes.  

I’m not making this up.  It was awkward, annoying and with serious Deliverance vibes.  

My Michigan BiL, who is 6’5” but as gentle as Teddy Ruxpin, suddenly pays our tab and texts us to GTFO.  I figured they wanted our table and were just being assholes…so I told the aggies to enjoy licking each other’s assholes, I’ve heard it tastes like a penny, I’m going to take a piss…figuring my BiLs would meet me outside.  

Apparently they didn’t like that, got pissy with Michigan demanding to know what I said, and the vibe turned weird.  When my BiLs met me outside, MSU said ‘holy shit you weren’t kiddin…fuckin weirdos’.  I told him I hope Miami pushes Aggy’s shit in so they can lick their own assholes and Texas whoops up on Bama.  

So here’s to you, weird inbred Aggy fans fucking up a rare kid-free, wife-free, fun weekend with my brothers in law…last night I was just smiling at the heavens all:

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