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Jimbo has two problems: they don't pay him enough, and his guaranteed contract is too short. Fortunately, aggy could fix both by giving him another extension and raise -- which is exactly what I would expect those goobers to do.

lulz, yes "tu" is smart enough to get out of bad hires.  We're also smart enough to not pay ridiculous amounts over long terms, you stupid hillbilly fucks.

35 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

They’re going to beat the snot out of LA-Monroe this weekend, right? Right???

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Get a haircut hippie.

You trying to say Jesus Christ couldn’t play db?
18 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

the new aggy school commercial aired during miami game:

"we're not weird"

 

They made a commercial that only 100% Red Ass aggy’s would love and understand.   Everyone else in the world sees it and says “What a bunch of psycho weirdo’s!”

From the inside you can’t explain it  (but you can make a commercial showing all the weirdness), and from the outside you can’t understand it (but you do know they are weird).

They’re going to beat the snot out of LA-Monroe this weekend, right? Right???

Look out - The Warhawk’s are 2-0. ULMonroe is the team that beat Saban’s Bama during his first year there.

Hook’em!!!
33 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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WTF? you mean the honeymoon is ovah? No way man!

The historic 2022 A&M recruiting class has already set the record for most losses in year 1 and is currently pacing for the worst 4 year record for a #1 class. The 2010 Florida team went 8-5 in year 1 and 30-21 over 4 years. 

The average record of #1 classes is 47-7 and with a current record of 6-8 the 2022 aggie recruiting class has already achieved below average results. The commitment from Texas A&M to mediocrity is unmatched. 

They suck at spending money.

No, they don’t have any issues spending it. They’re just stupid with it. Like Jersey Man in a strip club.
56 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

lulz, yes "tu" is smart enough to get out of bad hires.  We're also smart enough to not pay ridiculous amounts over long terms, you stupid hillbilly fucks.

Well what you expect from a bunch of tea sipping bankers and attorneys.  Hard to become business savvy when you are fighting world wars and keeping America fed.  

4 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

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LOFL

 

3 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Aggy is weird. Jesus freaks are weird. Aggy Jesus freaks are weird and pathetic.

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3 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

when you are weird as fuck the last thing you do is make a video themed "we're not weird" and then film scene after scene DOCUMENTING your weirdness

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56 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

lulz, yes "tu" is smart enough to get out of bad hires.  We're also smart enough to not pay ridiculous amounts over long terms, you stupid hillbilly fucks.

With zero buyout language

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Billy called it right two months ago. There was a beatdown in Tuscaloosa.

 

Reading between the lines , the panic is real not just because of Miami and the assholes 3 running A&M . 

 

Aggy has Bama in 4 weeks , a porous defense full of 5* , and is going to get hate fucked by Saban at home in ways that are going to make their recruiting nosedive and stars look for greener pasteurs 

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Just now, BigHornedLurker said:

Reading between the lines , the panic is real not just because of Miami and the assholes 3 running A&M . 

 

Aggy has Bama in 3 weeks , a porous defense full of 5* , and is going to get hate fucked by Saban at home in ways that are going to make their recruiting nosedive 

  When they get big-dicked AT HOME after we beat the very same team at their place, it's going to get really ugly for them. They did everything they could to get away from us. They took 4 flights and climbed a mountain to a Tibetan monastery only to be ushered into a room where we were waiting for them. Poor Aggy.

5 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

What exactly does he think has been done that's at risk of being undone?

“We can’t allow…” ???

WTF is he gonna do about it?

 

Gonna be fun to see those fat slobs on the DL trying to catch the QB.

They made a commercial that only 100% Red Ass aggy’s would love and understand.   Everyone else in the world sees it and says “What a bunch of psycho weirdo’s!”
From the inside you can’t explain it  (but you can make a commercial showing all the weirdness), and from the outside you can’t understand it (but you do know they are weird).

I’m surprised it didn’t show some CT’s jerking off in a jar…

BTW, I haven’t read this thread in a year so SIAP but I saw on Texags that Branding-Iron 13 died…

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1 minute ago, Mileslong said:

BTW, I haven’t read this thread in a year so SIAP but I saw on Texags that Branding-Iron 13 died…

Because of the game Saturday?

Probably already posted, but whatever:

 

BTW, I haven’t read this thread in a year so SIAP but I saw on Texags that Branding-Iron 13 died…
So...advantage A&M?
Probably already posted, but whatever:
 

Fng retard! As long as they aren’t simulating the snap count, it’s legal.

Hook’em!!!
1 hour ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Reading between the lines , the panic is real not just because of Miami and the assholes 3 running A&M . 

 

Aggy has Bama in 4 weeks , a porous defense full of 5* , and is going to get hate fucked by Saban at home in ways that are going to make their recruiting nosedive and stars look for greener pasteurs 

Definitely agree here. Saban will be looking to finish out the year spilling rivers of blood and running up the score. With the already hard feelings between Bilbo and San, do you think Bilbo has enough control or sense to keep his mouth shut or will he run his mouth and give Bama more bulletin material?

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The problem with aggy and Jimbo Fisher is unrealistic expectations.  

Jimbo is now 40-22 at aggy for a winning percentage of .645.  

Jackie Sherrill had a winning percentage of .642.  And, he was cheating.

RC Slocum had a winning percentage of .715.  And, he was cheating.

Aggy's all-time winning percentage?  .604.

The only way aggy can possibly think that they're too good for Jimbo is if, and stop me if you've heard this before, they don't have any idea of their own history and their place in college football.  Jimbo's averaging almost an 8-4 season at aggy, which is better than aggy did before Jimbo.

 

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I'm honestly looking forward to the future Netflix series documenting the Jimbo years at aggy... should have some great content. He'll be bitter, they'll be bitter fireworks almost guaranteed.

Jimbo now stating Miami cheated by clapping on the two point play. That’s what you get for doing that stupid clap shit. Coach your kids to do silent counts or do a genuine cadence. Fuck you jimbo.

2 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

The historic 2022 A&M recruiting class has already set the record for most losses in year 1 and is currently pacing for the worst 4 year record for a #1 class. The 2010 Florida team went 8-5 in year 1 and 30-21 over 4 years. 

The average record of #1 classes is 47-7 and with a current record of 6-8 the 2022 aggie recruiting class has already achieved below average results. The commitment from Texas A&M to mediocrity is unmatched. 

what happens if the entire class is gone by the end of what would have been their redshirt sophomore (3rd) season?  what % of the signers in a given class have to still be there in order for a given year's record to count towards the multiyear performance of a given class?

34 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Definitely agree here. Saban will be looking to finish out the year spilling rivers of blood and running up the score. With the already hard feelings between Bilbo and San, do you think Bilbo has enough control or sense to keep his mouth shut or will he run his mouth and give Bama more bulletin material?

Personally I think he runs up any scored he can , gets his players rep , and tries to hold onto his legacy like they all do. 

 

How this relates to a&m ? If my shit football iq holds true , Aggies weakness is Bama strength thus year after two years of tough games. Bama putting as many points on the board as they can 

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5 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Aggy is weird. Jesus freaks are weird. Aggy Jesus freaks are weird and pathetic.

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Yeah, that wasn't Jesus that did all that for him.  It was losing...lots and lots of losing...decades of losing.  It causes resignation.  I know how it feels, and I imagine everyone on this site is familiar with this feeling.  Fortunately, our long, national nightmare seems to be ending.

Jimbo now stating Miami cheated by clapping on the two point play. That’s what you get for doing that stupid clap shit. Coach your kids to do silent counts or do a genuine cadence. Fuck you jimbo.

Yeah, Miami defense players clapping caused the aggy defense to give up half a hundred too
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12 minutes ago, deft said:


Yeah, Miami defense players clapping caused the aggy defense to give up half a hundred too

His press conference is seven minutes of glory. I highly recommend it if, like me, you revel in his repeated humiliation.

He also said Miami had an advantage by bringing in extra blitzers but his team couldn't get sacks because A&M did not. That seems to be throwing his defensive coach under the bus. 

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3 hours ago, ABSR said:

They made a commercial that only 100% Red Ass aggy’s would love and understand

To be fair, those are the only type of people they want to come to aggy. 

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1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

Probably already posted, but whatever:

 

He's sensitive about the clap because Candi was constantly dealing with it. 

52 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Jimbo now stating Miami cheated by clapping on the two point play. That’s what you get for doing that stupid clap shit. Coach your kids to do silent counts or do a genuine cadence. Fuck you jimbo.

Okay fine. We all can agree to spot them 2 points 

If Miami really wanted to fuck with aggy, instead of clapping, they could have just shouted that bitcoin crashed. 

Personally I think he runs up any scored he can , gets his players rep , and tries to hold onto his legacy like they all do. 
 
How this relates to a&m ? If my shit football iq holds true , Aggies weakness is Bama strength thus year after two years of tough games. Bama putting as many points on the board as they can 

I want Nick to hang 100 on Jimbo, just for grins.
1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said:

Jimbo now stating Miami cheated by clapping on the two point play. That’s what you get for doing that stupid clap shit. Coach your kids to do silent counts or do a genuine cadence. Fuck you jimbo.

Is that a new entry for the Jimbo Fisher Press Conference Bingo card??

Tomorrow after the insurance sales Monday morning meetings should be epic.

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1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

The problem with aggy and Jimbo Fisher is unrealistic expectations.  

Jimbo is now 40-22 at aggy for a winning percentage of .645.  

Jackie Sherrill had a winning percentage of .642.  And, he was cheating.

RC Slocum had a winning percentage of .715.  And, he was cheating.

Aggy's all-time winning percentage?  .604.

The only way aggy can possibly think that they're too good for Jimbo is if, and stop me if you've heard this before, they don't have any idea of their own history and their place in college football.  Jimbo's averaging almost an 8-4 season at aggy, which is better than aggy did before Jimbo.

 

Jimbo has a worse record than Sumlin lol

 

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6 hours ago, Deej said:

I'd call CPS.

 

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Needs more diabeetus 

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“There was a snap early,” Fisher said. “They clapped. They simulated our snap count and our guys heard the clap, and they snapped the ball. We had a whole play, like a goal-line play. What happened was the ball got snapped early because they simulated the snap count and clapped their hands and our center snapped the ball.”
 
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Despite the accusations from Fisher, the Aggies allowed 48 points and over 450 total yards. Miami quarterback Tyler Van Dyke totaled 374 passing yards and five passing touchdowns. 
 
Jimbo desperate early in the season….roller coaster has just barely left the station!
Probably already posted, but whatever:
 

What is this 8U pop warner. Sounds like a pissy pop warner coach

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