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20 hours ago, DaysOff said:

@bizzle

Please break down Saturday's film to explain how this massive upset occurred.

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18 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

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Texas A&M -- where every 2-loss season is celebrated for decades, because something has to be celebrated when you're a Blue Blood Perennial National Power That Sometimes Only Loses Twice in a Whole Season, Whoop.

The rare double double scored by deft there.

Thanks. I’ll be signing autographs outside the SEZ next game. Fucking tapa
4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Ooopsies

 

I always lose track of my speed when I'm going 85 in a 35-45 zone.

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3 hours ago, Vermin said:

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aggy has a 3* true freshman at MLB, yikes.

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Watch.  The.  Tape.

46 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

I always lose track of my speed when I'm going 85 in a 35-45 zone.

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Shemar Turner only had one tackle Saturday.

Police a month ago when Shemar was speeding.........

Police- "Son you need to slow down. We are gon let you slide. Good luck this season!"

Turner- "Thank you officer"

A month later Shemar has one tackle against Miami.........

Police knock at his door

Police- "Son looks like we won't be able to let that speeding slide after all"

 

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Ooopsies

 

1st quarter suspension against (checks notes) ULM will show him!

10 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

I hope we don’t go full aggy and make a shirt for beating Alabama.  

About that. Very aggy. 
 

 

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51 minutes ago, Pancho said:

This might be the first Black person I've seen named after Shemar Moore which is highly surprising to me. 

You mean the one named Shemar Turner instead of Shemar Moore?

Just now, T-shirt Sip said:

About that. Very aggy. 
 

 

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Are you saying UT doesn't control the Tide?

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2 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

I always lose track of my speed when I'm going 85 in a 35-45 zone.

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I never tried it but I always assumed doubling the speed limit would result in something more than defensive driving and community service. Can anyone here shed light on what the average Joe would face with that charge?

Edit: Google says… 

However, if you exceed that 5 mph threshold by any amount—regardless of how small—your violation will be bumped up to a Class B Misdemeanor with penalties including fines from $100 - $2,000 and up to 180 days in jail. For more serious offenses such as going more than 25 mph over the speed limit or evading arrest altogether, you may face felony charges with penalties ranging from lengthy jail sentences to thousands of dollars in fines.”

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About that. Very aggy. 
 
 
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Who’s selling this shit? Act like you’ve been there. It wasn’t a fucking bowl game.
4 minutes ago, deft said:


Who’s selling this shit? Act like you’ve been there. It wasn’t a fucking bowl game.

The wife received this email this morning. She’s a huge Bama fan so she didn’t like seeing this first thing in the morning  

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21 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

You mean the one named Shemar Turner instead of Shemar Moore?

Tough few days for dudes names Turner. Someone check on the Houston mayor.

29 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

About that. Very aggy. 
 

 

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Awe god dammit!  Is this part of getting SEC ready?

9 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

The wife received this email this morning. She’s a huge Bama fan so she didn’t like seeing this first thing in the morning  

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They'll sell this dog shit but remove the "Embrace the Hate" shirts.....pathetic

7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

They'll sell this dog shit but remove the "Embrace the Hate" shirts.....pathetic

Should we tweet at CDC and let him know this won’t fly?

We should sell commemorative cups IF we beat Wyoming next week.

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I say go one step further and riot.

If we can get the Co-Op Statutes taken down, we can get this shirt sent to Angola. 

This is still one of the all time stupidest moments in sports for me. 
Banana republics are more low key welcoming foreign world leaders.

People think we exaggerate and make shit up about aggy, or at least they used to until aggy unleashed themselves to the rest of the country.
Dumb question amnesty please, but what’s the story behind the pic?  Jimbo arriving in CS after getting hired?
Yes, it's the famous tin pot dictator welcome pic. I wouldn't be surprised if they found an old 70's Mercedes 600..painted it maroon and affixed flags to the front fenders[emoji23]
15 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Historians will refer to this as the peak of the Jimbo era

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Snapped this pic on campus in College Station this morning.  I couldn't believe my eyes.

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1 minute ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Mr. Belding looks higher than a bird with three wings there

That’s not Mr. Belding..   That’s the replacement one they had for a bit I think.  

16 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

That’s not Mr. Belding..   That’s the replacement one they had for a bit I think.  

whoever he is, his eyes are puffy af and it's hilarious how his lips don't move with everyone else lol

So with Alabama and LSU not looking so hot this year is it aggy’s turn to win the West? Is there a gentleman’s agreement in place that it’s their turn?

20 minutes ago, VoteforHank said:

So with Alabama and LSU not looking so hot this year is it aggy’s turn to win the West? Is there a gentleman’s agreement in place that it’s their turn?

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On 9/10/2023 at 2:54 PM, Deej said:

Even Jesus wouldn't bother with aggy. 

Lepers and whores? Yes.

aggy? No. 

I don't believe we've met, yet how do you know so much about me

9 hours ago, T-shirt Sip said:

About that. Very aggy. 
 

 

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Next, baseball will be dogpiling after a Tuesday win over Incarnate Word. 

2 hours ago, VoteforHank said:

So with Alabama and LSU not looking so hot this year is it aggy’s turn to win the West? Is there a gentleman’s agreement in place that it’s their turn?

Kiffin gonna get killed by UGA in the CCG.

10 hours ago, T-shirt Sip said:

The wife received this email this morning. She’s a huge Bama fan so she didn’t like seeing this first thing in the morning  

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What didn't she like? They tied us 0-0 according to the email.

 

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1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

Next, baseball will be dogpiling after a Tuesday win over Incarnate Word. 

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7 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Mr. Belding looks higher than a bird with three wings there

I think that's Brandon Tartikoff, who while stoned to the bejesus-belt, has won as many SEC championships as Jimbo Fisher.  

10 hours ago, deft said:

We should sell commemorative cups IF we beat Wyoming next week.

Those could actually serve a small purpose of you put them up for sale in Lubbock.

2 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

Next, baseball will be dogpiling after a Tuesday win over Incarnate Word. 

Basketball team will cut down the nets after beating St. Ed's in their exhibition. 

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