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1 minute ago, Deej said:

What is it that makes Jimbo more palatable to aggy than Sumlin? 

I can't seem to put my finger on it.

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2 minutes ago, Deej said:

What is it that makes Jimbo more palatable to aggy than Sumlin? 

I can't seem to put my finger on it.

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5 minutes ago, Deej said:

What is it that makes Jimbo more palatable to aggy than Sumlin? 

I can't seem to put my finger on it.

His sartorial tastes?

25 minutes ago, Deej said:

What is it that makes Jimbo more palatable to aggy than Sumlin? 

I can't seem to put my finger on it.

The amount of his buyout

20 minutes ago, alincoln said:

The amount of his buyout

They'd kill for Sumlin's buyout amount right about now. 

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Some crap gambling sight called clutchpoints has this header for their TECH vs WVU predictions.

 

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

What is it that makes Jimbo more palatable to aggy than Sumlin? 

I can't seem to put my finger on it.

We're all in the dark on that scenario.

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18 minutes ago, CustersDoctor said:

Some crap gambling sight called clutchpoints has this header for their TECH vs WVU predictions.

 

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Must be a bowl game prediction 

34 minutes ago, CustersDoctor said:

Some crap gambling sight called clutchpoints has this header for their TCEH vs WVU predictions.

 

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Fify

Little early to project a bowl for either team

They would “Country Roads” aggy!

Hook’em!!!

IDK, seems a little too much like Deliverance. Only this time, both sides like it!
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8 hours ago, Deej said:

What is it that makes Jimbo more palatable to aggy than Sumlin? 

I can't seem to put my finger on it.

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9 hours ago, Deej said:

What is it that makes Jimbo more palatable to aggy than Sumlin? 

I can't seem to put my finger on it.

*thunjone tap tap ms paint*

9 hours ago, Deej said:

What is it that makes Jimbo more palatable to aggy than Sumlin? 

I can't seem to put my finger on it.

He sounded taller on the radio 

What is it that makes Jimbo more palatable to aggy than Sumlin? 
I can't seem to put my finger on it.

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45 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

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Wish I could rep more than once...excellent!

But is he really? I have a feeling him and old Johnny boy had a roll around or two. Nttawwt.

1 hour ago, Honeysucklerose said:

https://fb.watch/neeCk3Ks3k/?mibextid=HSR2mg

They honor the equestrian team in the first 1:30

I met one of their national champion equestrian’s once.  She sat with a group of us at a beer garden place in Brenham after one girl saw her alone and invited her over.  In thirty minutes she said oh I want to fuck that guy about some guy that walked by, talked about her pierced nipples then showed them, told a story about getting arrested for beating up her mother,  there was more but I don’t remember it all, then was like I’m a little crazy.   No shit!  Horse girls are nuts but a good lay if you survive.  

"What is it that makes Jimbo more palatable to aggy than Sumlin? "

His pool boy?

2 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

I met one of their national champion equestrian’s once.  She sat with a group of us at a beer garden place in Brenham after one girl saw her alone and invited her over.  In thirty minutes she said oh I want to fuck that guy about some guy that walked by, talked about her pierced nipples then showed them, told a story about getting arrested for beating up her mother,  there was more but I don’t remember it all, then was like I’m a little crazy.   No shit!  Horse girls are nuts but a good lay if you survive.  

And that guys name was SHOOTER12...

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3 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

I met one of their national champion equestrian’s once.  She sat with a group of us at a beer garden place in Brenham after one girl saw her alone and invited her over.  In thirty minutes she said oh I want to fuck that guy about some guy that walked by, talked about her pierced nipples then showed them, told a story about getting arrested for beating up her mother,  there was more but I don’t remember it all, then was like I’m a little crazy.   No shit!  Horse girls are nuts but a good lay if you survive.  

This sounds like one of the greatest one night hang outs (not even talking sex- but sure- sec too) ever. 
 

 

10 hours ago, theaveragejon said:

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"Never a serious girlfriend?"  Erroneous!!!  

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52 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Surely that earned a ban

That is from the 247 aggie site. They run over Liucci all of the time over there. 

Sounds like Foster and Fatheree are both out and likely to remain out. Not sure that is a good thing given how absolutely terrible Foster is. 

29 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Sounds like Foster and Fatheree are both out and likely to remain out. Not sure that is a good thing given how absolutely terrible Foster is. 

Good thing they have a great, well loved, highly respected OL coach that can absolutely coach up their bread shapes cubes

Oh?.they don't? Maybe his son can 

1 minute ago, NoName said:

Good thing they have a great, well loved, highly respected OL coach that can absolutely coach up their bread shapes cubes

Oh?.they don't? Maybe his son can 

Time to bring back Jim "The Marine" Turner.  

23 hours ago, horn4life said:

The funniest thing about the best win of that season, against Alabama, would have been impossible.  Except for the complete and total lack of respect the Alabama football team had toward A&M.  Without that complete and total lack of respect, A&M doesn't beat Bama.

You and @BabaYaga have it right.  One other factor:  The SECX3 was stuck in the mud with its 3yards and a cloud of dust offenses and super slow defenses. Remember, this is the era when the B12 was being derided as a lightweight league with video game, gimmicky offenses. B12 teams were built for speed, on both sides of the ball. Sherman had built a team with NFL-caliber lines, and the athletes were there to run a spread offense. 

The combination of those two completely caught the SECX3 off guard and enabled the lightning in a bottle. SECX3 defenses that were built for bruising low-scoring contests were completely unprepared for the high-octane offense Coach Bro and Rumlin installed. 

And what was the result?  Did aggy adjust to the SECX3?  No, the SECX3 adjusted to the inevitable and across the board adopted wide open offenses. 

 

13 minutes ago, NoName said:

Good thing they have a great, well loved, highly respected OL coach that can absolutely coach up their bread shapes cubes

Oh?.they don't? Maybe his son can 

The can also bring Lil' Fish into the family business, assuming the mall rap scene can spare him.

 

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If only they'd had him when Tupac died. Could've used a steadying influence and he pretty obviously has the bona fides

20 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

If an event has a 70% chance of happening and everyone knows that and has full information, then predictions of the event results should be nearly 100% in favor of the 70% result. Event probability and prediction percentage don't match in a perfect world. 

If I handed you a single die and asked you to make a prediction on which event would happen, either you roll a 1 or you don't, you would predict you don't. So would everyone else. Same logic. The percentage of people who predict they won't roll a 1 would be much higher than 83%. The 83% probability would be the correct bet 100% of the time. 

wut?

 

 

The can also bring Lil' Fish into the family business, assuming the mall rap scene can spare him.
 
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Family business of fleecing aggy out of their money? He's already succeeded in that.
12 hours ago, Honeysucklerose said:

They honor the equestrian team in the first 1:30

Were they the riders or the horses?

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2 minutes ago, deft said:

Which one did you ride, @hook1997?

She is not in that pic, it was like four years ago.  

6 minutes ago, deft said:

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Guy I used to work with in Houston was dragged by his family to the Texas A&M game today because his younger brother is a student there. Anyway he sent me this

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That's sounds gross when it's 102 degrees out.

3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

That's sounds gross when it's 102 degrees out.

Well only if you get the extra mayo.  

Wait, that's mayo...right? 

aggy won today - take the necessary precautions

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On 9/22/2023 at 11:14 AM, sidis said:

i suspect it is more of a commentary on auburn than the agros.

the auburn-cal game was the late game of the week a couple of weeks ago and auburn truly did look like hammered dogshit in that game.  they had no business beating cal.  They threw for a total of 94 yards and had 230 total yards on the day.  auburn turned the ball over 4 times and the only thing that saved them was that cal turned it over 3.  they were out-possessed by ten minutes and looked foolish.

freeze and his no ethics shenanigans will soon have auburn competitive again but it is first year stuff right now.  they are pretty terrible.  i suspect the agro front four will have their "get the fans hopes up" day this week.  on the other hand, this game can be wild and auburn will certainly be the first breathing defense that weigman has to face.

As I said…auburn’s offense is possibly the worst in the country. 

26 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Guy I used to work with in Houston was dragged by his family to the Texas A&M game today because his younger brother is a student there. Anyway he sent me this

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I'd find a new family...after I buried the first one.

"But your honor, the defendant was repeatedly exposed to aggy by force against his will! On those grounds we're pleading temporary insanity".

Judge: "case dismissed"

35 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Guy I used to work with in Houston was dragged by his family to the Texas A&M game today because his younger brother is a student there. Anyway he sent me this

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There’s one of them close to where I live.  I don’t think I’ve ever seen a non-white person under the age of 70 coming out of it.

39 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Guy I used to work with in Houston was dragged by his family to the Texas A&M game today because his younger brother is a student there. Anyway he sent me this

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Their agricultural science department has disproved the old adage that you can’t make chicken salad out of chicken shit. 

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Well only if you get the extra mayo.  

Wait, that's mayo...right? 

Is that the jizz jar I am seeing on the back counter?

13 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

I met one of their national champion equestrian’s once.  She sat with a group of us at a beer garden place in Brenham after one girl saw her alone and invited her over.  In thirty minutes she said oh I want to fuck that guy about some guy that walked by, talked about her pierced nipples then showed them, told a story about getting arrested for beating up her mother,  there was more but I don’t remember it all, then was like I’m a little crazy.   No shit!  Horse girls are nuts but a good lay if you survive.  

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