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Again??

What kind of idiot could get impeached twice? /noCR

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2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Jesus…….

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What a shitty name.

Yet the shitty name fits in the shitty place it occupies.

“JM Too “

would be a way better name.

liknow I know….

stop makeing sense.

or in manzeils speak…

” stop makeing cents…”

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24 minutes ago, TexasTroll said:

What a shitty name.

Yet the shitty name fits in the shitty place it occupies.

“JM Too “

would be a way better name.

liknow I know….

stop makeing sense.

or in manzeils speak…

” stop makeing cents…”

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*making

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Bisontits

I always read this name as Bison Tits.

6 minutes ago, txhorns said:

I always read this name as Bison Tits.

That's the joke, man. His real name is Bisontis.

It may be baseball oriented, but the only song on the jukebox at the ol' "Money Shot" bar will be Glory Days.

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

That's the joke, man. His real name is Bisontis.

Are you shitting me?  Even on tv I hear Bison Tits.  It’s ingrained in my head now.

Now that they arrested Tupac's murderer aggy should demand a rematch with that directional school from Louisiana that kicked their ass while they were mourning.

55 minutes ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

quadruple the reps on this 

Check out the check # at the top right. His hand kind of covers it up but it is 1714.

App st. won 17-14

1 hour ago, txhorns said:

I always read this name as Bison Tits.

Any relation to the great Indian warrior "Buffalo Nipples"?

25 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Any relation to the great Indian warrior "Buffalo Nipples"?

Or Two Fucking Dogs

2 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

Or Two Fucking Dogs

“Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?”

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I guess I should post this here, too...

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Erase enough of that beard to be chin pubes and that is a dead ringer for Looch.

16 minutes ago, Deej said:

Erase enough of that beard to be chin pubes and that is a dead ringer for Looch.

Nailed it!

13 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

JFC, that’s an obscure reference even for here. Well done. 

not obscure at all for this crowd

we speak both kinds, aggy and tamarian

Bisontis, Bison Tits, whatever. This m'fer was absolutely genetically engineered in a lab to precise aggy specifications. Its perfection. 

Top 40 Prospect Chase Bisontis Has 'Awesome' Ohio State Visit - Buckeye  Scoop

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What in blazing sheepfuck would a "concrete opportunity to prevent" look like? ffs the SEC is in the business of building the brand and making shitloads of money...not even Bama could block Auburn if they weren't already in.
2 hours ago, Blotto said:

Bisontis, Bison Tits, whatever. This m'fer was absolutely genetically engineered in a lab to precise aggy specifications. Its perfection. 

Top 40 Prospect Chase Bisontis Has 'Awesome' Ohio State Visit - Buckeye  Scoop

Good lord the lab must have been on cock-eyed fire.

3 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Good lord the lab must have been on cock-eyed fire.

Thalidomide works in strange ways.

6 hours ago, ousux said:
21 hours ago, TreatyOak said:
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What in blazing sheepfuck would a "concrete opportunity to prevent" look like? ffs the SEC is in the business of building the brand and making shitloads of money...not even Bama could block Auburn if they weren't already in.

One could also say you had an opportunity but you tried and failed. 

If the SEC could have taken Texas on the condition that they had to drop aggy, they would have done it in a heartbeat.

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If the SEC could have taken Texas on the condition that they had to drop aggy, they would have done it in a heartbeat.

Certainly would’ve taken Texas without aggy back in the early 90s.
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The University of Texas at Austin is one of the larger public schools to report growing proportions of women, at 56% this year, up from almost 51% in 2013. Sam Houston State University also rose to 64%, up 4 percentage points, over the past decade.  

Other colleges and universities remain closer to equity in overall enrollment: University of Houston is 52% female and Texas Tech is almost 51% female, according to the institutions’ 2023-2024 enrollment data. Texas A&M University is a rare case with higher numbers of men, at 53%. Rice University’s latest class was an even split. (Enrollment data has yet to be certified by the Texas Higher Education Coordinating Board, meaning some of the numbers are subject to change.) 

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/education/article/houston-colleges-see-gains-in-female-students-18375553.php

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20 hours ago, txhorns said:

I always read this name as Bison Tits.

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23 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

I'll take the under.

He's opening it in College Station, right? And his clientele is a bunch of mouth-breathing aggies?  Dude is going to have his coke bills covered for a decade.  

1 hour ago, Vermin said:

Texas A&M University is a rare case with higher numbers of men, at 53%

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The rollercoaster is headed back up!
Has the best one loss team in the country started yet on texags?
1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Has the best one loss team in the country started yet on texags?

I think that started last week

UF’s Last 17 Games away from the Swamp:

2023: (0-2)
@ UK - L
@ Utah - L

2022: (1-5)
(N) Oregon St. - L
@ FSU - L
@ Vandy - L
@ TAMU - W
(N) UGA - L
@ TENN - L

2021: (1-6)
(N) UCF - L
@ Missouri - L
@ S Carolina - L
(N) UGA - L
@ LSU - L
@ UK - L
@ USF - W

2020: (0-2)
(N) OU - L
(N) Bama - L

Neutral: 0-6
Road: 2-9
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2-15

Napier: 1-7
Mullen: 1-8

Edit: wrong thread. Fuck aggy 

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aggy with two wins today. One on the field and another with auburn hanging with Georgia means aggy is better than them in hypothetical land so win for aggy.

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I'm calling my shot. Our beloved yet unranked Ags would route this

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#3 (LMFAO) ranked wHorn team if they played today.
SBISA Victim said:
#3 (LMFAO) ranked wHorn team if they played today.
So…Kansas wins again in Austin???
SBISA Victim said:
#3 (LMFAO) ranked wHorn team if they played today.
greg.w.h said:
So…Kansas wins again in Austin???
Kansas just shot themselves in both feet with that fumble on 4th & 1.
Anyone who chooses to ride a bicycle in the street is a threat to themselves, and others. If a vehicle strikes you accidentally, YOU are at fault; and the laws of physics supercede all else when you're in the path of a 2 ton killing machine. Know your place, stay off the road.
 
Martin Cash
 
AG
 
Which route?
 
Ginormus Ag
 
AG
 
We will never beat the sips and the SEC refs if the game is within 21 points.

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Ginormus Ag said:
We will never beat the sips and the SEC refs if the game is within 21 points.

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This 100%!!

There's a reason Texas is propped up. A higher ranked, successful Texas team is big big big bucks for the SEC.

Their schedule is laughable at best. The only team they've played, with a pulse, is Alabama and they sucked.

Get ready for this bull**** to continue, we've (folks born before 2000) have witnessed the most absolutely one sided bull**** you'll ever see with those cheating *******s. Just remember youngs, you asked for this.

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