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21 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I'm calling my shot. Our beloved yet unranked Ags would route this

953 Views | 6 Replies | Last: 1 min ago by texAZtea
 
SBISA Victim
 
AG
 
#3 (LMFAO) ranked wHorn team if they played today.
SBISA Victim said:
#3 (LMFAO) ranked wHorn team if they played today.
So…Kansas wins again in Austin???
SBISA Victim said:
#3 (LMFAO) ranked wHorn team if they played today.
greg.w.h said:
So…Kansas wins again in Austin???
Kansas just shot themselves in both feet with that fumble on 4th & 1.
Anyone who chooses to ride a bicycle in the street is a threat to themselves, and others. If a vehicle strikes you accidentally, YOU are at fault; and the laws of physics supercede all else when you're in the path of a 2 ton killing machine. Know your place, stay off the road.
 
Martin Cash
 
AG
 
Which route?
 
Ginormus Ag
 
AG
 
We will never beat the sips and the SEC refs if the game is within 21 points.

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Ginormus Ag said:
We will never beat the sips and the SEC refs if the game is within 21 points.

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This 100%!!

There's a reason Texas is propped up. A higher ranked, successful Texas team is big big big bucks for the SEC.

Their schedule is laughable at best. The only team they've played, with a pulse, is Alabama and they sucked.

Get ready for this bull**** to continue, we've (folks born before 2000) have witnessed the most absolutely one sided bull**** you'll ever see with those cheating *******s. Just remember youngs, you asked for this.

This is funny. Can’t make it up

Texas dealing with aggy next year in the SEC.

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Not a single, four-legged creature in Brazos Country is safe tonight.

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45 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I'm calling my shot. Our beloved yet unranked Ags would route this

953 Views | 6 Replies | Last: 1 min ago by texAZtea
 
SBISA Victim
 
AG
 
#3 (LMFAO) ranked wHorn team if they played today.
SBISA Victim said:
#3 (LMFAO) ranked wHorn team if they played today.
So…Kansas wins again in Austin???
SBISA Victim said:
#3 (LMFAO) ranked wHorn team if they played today.
greg.w.h said:
So…Kansas wins again in Austin???
Kansas just shot themselves in both feet with that fumble on 4th & 1.
Anyone who chooses to ride a bicycle in the street is a threat to themselves, and others. If a vehicle strikes you accidentally, YOU are at fault; and the laws of physics supercede all else when you're in the path of a 2 ton killing machine. Know your place, stay off the road.
 
Martin Cash
 
AG
 
Which route?
 
Ginormus Ag
 
AG
 
We will never beat the sips and the SEC refs if the game is within 21 points.

Bookmark this post
Ginormus Ag said:
We will never beat the sips and the SEC refs if the game is within 21 points.

Bookmark this post.

This 100%!!

There's a reason Texas is propped up. A higher ranked, successful Texas team is big big big bucks for the SEC.

Their schedule is laughable at best. The only team they've played, with a pulse, is Alabama and they sucked.

Get ready for this bull**** to continue, we've (folks born before 2000) have witnessed the most absolutely one sided bull**** you'll ever see with those cheating *******s. Just remember youngs, you asked for this.

I don’t think he knows what calling his shot means. 

2 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

I don’t think he knows what calling his shot means. 

 It obviously means making completely irrational statements 

5 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Wrong thread; fuck aggy

Fuck Aggy is always correct

4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I'm calling my shot. Our beloved yet unranked Ags would route this

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Serial killer vibes coming from the dude with anti-bike signature.

The roller coaster is right on track for the October collapse next weekend against Saban.

22 hours ago, Blotto said:

Bisontis, Bison Tits, whatever. This m'fer was absolutely genetically engineered in a lab to precise aggy specifications. Its perfection. 

Top 40 Prospect Chase Bisontis Has 'Awesome' Ohio State Visit - Buckeye  Scoop

Mongo like football 

4 minutes ago, Stilicho said:

Serial killer vibes coming from the dude with anti-bike signature.

MOLAN LAYB written in block lettering on his back window

Regardless of what happened, this dude is dumb as a stick and an embarrassment not only to an aggy degree, but the TX public education system.

 

 

Bama is going to rape this team. I really doubt Johnson finishes the game.

So now that Bama has got their shit together with Milroe, what outcome do we want more? 

a) Bama destroys aggy, putting a few more nails in Jimbo's coffin 

b) Bama just barely beats aggy, leading to us trolling them that Jimbo is the guy and they need to extend him for another 5 years

42 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Regardless of what happened, this dude is dumb as a stick and an embarrassment not only to an aggy degree, but the TX public education system.

 

 

That dude is quite the example of fine aggy education with his mastery of the English language. 

6 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

So now that Bama has got their shit together with Milroe, what outcome do we want more? 

a) Bama destroys aggy, putting a few more nails in Jimbo's coffin 

b) Bama just barely beats aggy, leading to us trolling them that Jimbo is the guy and they need to extend him for another 5 years

The answer is always “destroy”

58 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

So now that Bama has got their shit together with Milroe, what outcome do we want more? 

a) Bama destroys aggy, putting a few more nails in Jimbo's coffin 

b) Bama just barely beats aggy, leading to us trolling them that Jimbo is the guy and they need to extend him for another 5 years

My vote? Death, hell and destruction...and it gets even better in quarters 2 thru 4.

1 hour ago, USMCHorn said:

The answer is always “destroy”

aggy delenda est

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

Regardless of what happened, this dude is dumb as a stick and an embarrassment not only to an aggy degree, but the TX public education system.

 

 

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2 hours ago, Mittens said:

Regardless of what happened, this dude is dumb as a stick and an embarrassment not only to an aggy degree, but the TX public education system.

 

 

well who pissed in his cereal? 

 

6 hours ago, mchookem said:

well who pissed in his cereal? 

 

It’s hard to find house trained sheep.

6 hours ago, mchookem said:

well who pissed in his cereal? 

 

Bevo.

9 hours ago, Mittens said:

Regardless of what happened, this dude is dumb as a stick and an embarrassment not only to an aggy degree, but the TX public education system.

 

 

This from a douche bag who went from the field to fight a CHILD  in the stands at a semi pro football game….

8 hours ago, TexasMan said:

So now that Bama has got their shit together with Milroe, what outcome do we want more? 

a) Bama destroys aggy, putting a few more nails in Jimbo's coffin 

b) Bama just barely beats aggy, leading to us trolling them that Jimbo is the guy and they need to extend him for another 5 years

If Bama barely beats them, no one will need to troll. That’s the sweet spot for ATM. Getting beat by a big brand but looking like you almost belong? They would all get in line for days to play that role. 

10 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I just hope I never scoop that low

Not as low as Bob Scoops.

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

If Bama barely beats them, no one will need to troll. That’s the sweet spot for ATM. Getting beat by a big brand but looking like you almost belong? They would all get in line for days to play that role. 

Please don't forget that one call they didn't get that if refs had made, they would have won.  Also, the rumor is the ref that kept the flag in his pocket is Longhorn fan.

23 minutes ago, Hornbeliever said:

Please don't forget that one call they didn't get that if refs had made, they would have won.  Also, the rumor is the ref that kept the flag in his pocket is Longhorn fan.

You know your Aggie very well.

I think aggy has a pretty good chance of winning, but they’ll still finish 8-4/9-3. I don’t see them doing better than 2-2 against Bama, LSU, Ole Miss or Tenn, but also don’t think the latter three teams are anything special this year. 

17 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

I think aggy has a pretty good chance of winning, but they’ll still finish 8-4/9-3. I don’t see them doing better than 2-2 against Bama, LSU, Ole Miss or Tenn, but also don’t think the latter three teams are anything special this year. 

Look at their road record under Jimbo(COVID empty stands is the only positive one). 7-5/8-4 is quite likely.

On 9/29/2023 at 12:04 AM, coachherman'sgrill said:

My goodness, they do have a playbook, don't they?

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“An impeachment would overturn the desires of the Texas A&M student body, who elected me to represent them as Student Body President,” he stated.

Apparently, there are no rules that apply to you once you've won an election.  

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

 

They’ve played one good team and lost to them.  The SECW is weak as fuck. Auburn and piggy suck butt 

16 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I'm calling my shot. Our beloved yet unranked Ags would route this

953 Views | 6 Replies | Last: 1 min ago by texAZtea
 
SBISA Victim
 
AG
 
#3 (LMFAO) ranked wHorn team if they played today.
SBISA Victim said:
#3 (LMFAO) ranked wHorn team if they played today.
So…Kansas wins again in Austin???
SBISA Victim said:
#3 (LMFAO) ranked wHorn team if they played today.
greg.w.h said:
So…Kansas wins again in Austin???
Kansas just shot themselves in both feet with that fumble on 4th & 1.
Anyone who chooses to ride a bicycle in the street is a threat to themselves, and others. If a vehicle strikes you accidentally, YOU are at fault; and the laws of physics supercede all else when you're in the path of a 2 ton killing machine. Know your place, stay off the road.
 
Martin Cash
 
AG
 
Which route?
 
Ginormus Ag
 
AG
 
We will never beat the sips and the SEC refs if the game is within 21 points.

Bookmark this post
Ginormus Ag said:
We will never beat the sips and the SEC refs if the game is within 21 points.

Bookmark this post.

This 100%!!

There's a reason Texas is propped up. A higher ranked, successful Texas team is big big big bucks for the SEC.

Their schedule is laughable at best. The only team they've played, with a pulse, is Alabama and they sucked.

Get ready for this bull**** to continue, we've (folks born before 2000) have witnessed the most absolutely one sided bull**** you'll ever see with those cheating *******s. Just remember youngs, you asked for this.

Holy paranoia Batman!

2 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

This from a douche bag who went from the field to fight a CHILD  in the stands at a semi pro football game….

...and "scoop" that low? wtf?

They are really pumped about beating an Arkansas team that is not that good and played really terrible yesterday.  Lots of we have turned the corner, we should apologize to Jimbo talk.  They have a thread on guessing the Bama game line many were -4 A&M or even, checked it’s -7.5 Bama.   The rollercoaster is peaking at the right time.  

So, they better get a new extension for Jimbo, before a blue blood school comes in and gets him!

SIAP:
 

What.
The actual.
FUCK?
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a single male wearing boots and fucking cutoff daisy dukes at a UT football game. Women? Yes, plenty (thank the lord, by the way). But men? Not a one.
Every accusation is a confession: aggy can’t stop ranting about how UT is all steers and queers, as their student body dresses like the male crowd at a Village People show (NTTAWWT- fly your freak flag, people…just don’t be hypocrites).
Contrast this with another observation I locked in yesterday that puts Texas light years ahead of aggy: there were lots of beautiful girls and women at the game, dressed in their Texas finest (mostly accessorized with boots), and they were a rainbow coalition of Texas beauty: white, black, Hispanic, Asian, south Asian, you name it, they were there. And looking amazing. Hell, plenty of them had fantastic outfits that reflected unique cultural or ethnic flair, and it was awesome. Aggy can keep their white bread plain women in jerseys. Nobody else wants em.
36 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

What they don't realize is that they shouldn't want this to be true. If culture can change drastically in just a few months, it can change the other way as well.

3 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

What they don't realize is that they shouldn't want this to be true. If culture can change drastically in just a few months, it can change the other way as well.

Also bragging about culture changes is something you do in year 1 or 2 of a new coach, not year 6

13 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I just hope I never scoop that low

Your avatar and I like to scoop that low. That's where the best ice cream is.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


What.
The actual.
FUCK?
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a single male wearing boots and fucking cutoff daisy dukes at a UT football game. Women? Yes, plenty (thank the lord, by the way). But men? Not a one.
Every accusation is a confession: aggy can’t stop ranting about how UT is all steers and queers, as their student body dresses like the male crowd at a Village People show (NTTAWWT- fly your freak flag, people…just don’t be hypocrites).
Contrast this with another observation I locked in yesterday that puts Texas light years ahead of aggy: there were lots of beautiful girls and women at the game, dressed in their Texas finest (mostly accessorized with boots), and they were a rainbow coalition of Texas beauty: white, black, Hispanic, Asian, south Asian, you name it, they were there. And looking amazing. Hell, plenty of them had fantastic outfits that reflected unique cultural or ethnic flair, and it was awesome. Aggy can keep their white bread plain women in jerseys. Nobody else wants em.

Then your memory is starting to fade because this board’s very own Voodoochild had a pic of him and his cohort that was used for meme material by our rivals back in the 00s.

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