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31 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

XM college sports just had Jimbo on and EJ Manuel is one of the people interviewing him.  Jimbo- Nit many people know EJ is one of only two QB’s to win four bowl games and he did one half while playing with a broken leg. 
EJ- I always remember coming back to side lines telling you I can’t put pressure on my leg and you said do you want to be great?  Get back out there!  Then they just laugh.  
lol.  

 

1 minute ago, MisterP said:

Thanks for that waste of time....precaite it

I thought it was a lovely story, and he told it so well. Also, fuck Kenny Powders and his new handle.

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2 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

Max is hurt fyi

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7 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

Max is hurt fyi

Hahahahaha. You trolling us, you dirty bastard? You talking about Max Wright? You can have all the reps if Max Johnson is actually hurt.

29 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

 Max Johnson?

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32 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

Max is hurt fyi

I am going to laugh my ass off when the top 2 aggy QBs are out and Milrone has an injured hammy and it becomes an “epic defensive struggle” that “typifies the style of play in the SEC” in which aggy “runs out of time” to complete their comback.

17 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Of course alabama was bad in September and is improved now. 

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I unfortunately think aggy wins this week. I don't trust Bama on the road against a team with a pulse. 

I watched the Jerryworld game again just to see how they kept Max Johnson safe on pass plays and it turns out they were dropping him back 8+ yards behind the line of scrimmage, also rollouts but the former was more interesting, I wonder if this was just Arkansas lacking the athletes to get to him that far back, and less to do with them fixing blocking up front. 

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21 minutes ago, z009 said:

I unfortunately think aggy wins this week. I don't trust Bama on the road against a team with a pulse. 

So they should be good against Aggy?

Of course alabama was bad in September and is improved now. 

A lot of the comments on Alabama’s highlights vs MSU and Ole Miss talk about how much the Tide have “improved”. No, you dumb shits — the SEC is trash this season. Of course Bama is starting to look better — they’re playing middling SEC opponents and not a top 5 Texas squad…

Saban was just on the Pat McAfee show and said

“I said just because you're [Milroe] going back to Texas, that doesn't mean you have to do something different. You just have to play your game, fundamentally, do what you're supposed to do so that gives you the best chance to be successful."

Saban was relaxed and didn’t seem like anything was wrong, but we’ll see I guess.

54 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

So they should be good against Aggy?

Aggy has a solid team this year, and they have played Bama close lately. 

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2 minutes ago, z009 said:

Aggy has a solid team this year, and they have played Bama close lately. 

My diarrhea this morning was more solid than the aggy team.

3 minutes ago, z009 said:

Aggy has a solid team this year, and they have played Bama close lately. 

Miami should be #1, maybe. 

8 minutes ago, z009 said:

they have played Bama close lately

Put it on the wall!!!

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16 minutes ago, Deej said:

Put it on the wall!!!

All I've got is cups. I can scribble out the 74-72.

27 minutes ago, z009 said:

Aggy has a solid team this year, and they have played Bama close lately. 

Why are you referring to your own team as "aggy?"  I'd never call my team "sip."

 

 

4 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Why are you referring to your own team as "aggy?"  I'd never call my team "sip."

 

 

So me thinking Bama can lose a road game (when even Vegas thinks so) makes me an A&M fan? 

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2 minutes ago, z009 said:

So me thinking Bama can lose a road game (when even Vegas thinks so) makes me an A&M fan? 

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3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

 

I thought it was a lovely story, and he told it so well. Also, fuck Kenny Powders and his new handle.

A couple weeks ago people on here were bagging on Jimbo for letting Weigman limp back to the locker room alone.  So it seems kinda relevant to a story about him making a QB play with a broken leg..   

6 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

A couple weeks ago people on here were bagging on Jimbo for letting Weigman limp back to the locker room alone.  So it seems kinda relevant to a story about him making a QB play with a broken leg..   

Or play concussed. 

1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

 

So they should be good against Aggy?

I show bama being favored by 1 now

Hahahahaha. You trolling us, you dirty bastard? You talking about Max Wright? You can have all the reps if Max Johnson is actually hurt.

Johnson.

Heard it from my aggy friend. Maybe he’s lying but apparently he hurt his hand (non throwing) vs arky. He’ll play - just not [emoji817] allegedly.
5 minutes ago, Handcruser said:


Johnson.

Heard it from my aggy friend. Maybe he’s lying but apparently he hurt his hand (non throwing) vs arky. He’ll play - just not emoji817.png allegedly.

in all fairness, he's never been 100%

55 minutes ago, Handcruser said:


Johnson.

Heard it from my aggy friend. Maybe he’s lying but apparently he hurt his hand (non throwing) vs arky. He’ll play - just not emoji817.png allegedly.

South Austin's mom injured my Johnson last night

1 hour ago, Handcruser said:


Johnson.

Heard it from my aggy friend. Maybe he’s lying but apparently he hurt his hand (non throwing) vs arky. He’ll play - just not emoji817.png allegedly.

Throwing against Arky. Right.

 

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2 hours ago, z009 said:

Aggy has a solid team this year, and they have played Bama close lately. 

The fuck is this solid team shit?

6 hours ago, Handcruser said:

Max is hurt fyi

I considered that he broke his hand on that vicious hit he took in the 2Q.

5 hours ago, z009 said:

I don't trust Bama on the road against a team with a pulse. 

Yeah, but what about against aggy?

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Route Georgia where exactly...to the playoffs?

I hate to be that guy, but "route" is what your gps does when you add a destination, "rout" is what we did to the fucking gooners a year ago.

The education in collie station is uphauling.

4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

South Austin's mom injured my Johnson last night

I've heard that can happen to the less endowed.

 

Or is it fewer endowed? 

1 hour ago, ousux said:

I hate to be that guy, but "route" is what your gps does when you add a destination, "rout" is what we did to the fucking gooners a year ago.

The education in collie station is uphauling.

I hate to be that guy, but 'uphauling' is a wind surfing technique.  

The word thats escaping you is appalling. As in its appalling that you decided to be a nazi and ended it with a story about windsurfing in a landlocked city.

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6 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

I hate to be that guy, but 'uphauling' is a wind surfing technique.  

The word thats escaping you is appalling. As in its appalling that you decided to be a nazi and ended it with a story about windsurfing in a landlocked city.

I hate to be that guy, but you come across as an idoit when you say stupid shit like that. For all intensive purposes, he’s right. And you’re the idoit. 

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I hate to be that guy, but you come across as an idoit when you say stupid shit like that. For all intentsive porpoises, he’s right. And you’re the idoit. 

Fify 

4 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

I hate to be that guy, but 'uphauling' is a wind surfing technique.  

The word thats escaping you is appalling. As in its appalling that you decided to be a nazi and ended it with a story about windsurfing in a landlocked city.

So you’re saying ‘WindSurfing Nazis Must Die’?  I’d watch that movie 

On 10/4/2023 at 11:18 AM, Dennis Taylor said:

Nothing to see here, just cosplay soldiers in some sort of Great Pumpkin ritual. Lord knows what they do to that pumpkin afterwards 

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I hate to be that guy, but 'uphauling' is a wind surfing technique.  
The word thats escaping you is appalling. As in its appalling that you decided to be a nazi and ended it with a story about windsurfing in a landlocked city.

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Irregardless of all the shitty grammar on this thread, I think aggy finds a way to hand a win to Alabama.

7 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

I hate to be that guy, but 'uphauling' is a wind surfing technique.  

The word thats escaping you is appalling. As in its appalling that you decided to be a nazi and ended it with a story about windsurfing in a landlocked city.

You DO know where you're posting...right?

22 minutes ago, deft said:


Negged to Bolivia

Mind bottling...

7 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

I hate to be that guy, but 'uphauling' is a wind surfing technique.  

The word thats escaping you is appalling. As in its appalling that you decided to be a nazi and ended it with a story about windsurfing in a landlocked city.

End of username doesn't really check out.

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