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Damnit @LTtxfan should have known you beat me to this one

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34 minutes ago, Deej said:

Not very many good QB's ever do play for them. 

Nonsense.  aggy's backup QB is traditionally the best QB in the country.

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17 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

Mond was mediocre, that's why they hated him.

Pretty sure that's not why they hated him.

16 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Nonsense.  aggy's backup QB is traditionally the best QB in the country.

To be fair, all backup QBs are the BEST.

25 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

Mond was mediocre, that's why they hated him.  "Really good" by Aggie standards maybe.

Mond is the all time leader in yards and TDs in a&m history as well as winning their biggest bowl game in 80 years. He deserves a statue. 

27 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Nonsense.  aggy's backup QB is traditionally the best QB in the country.

See? They are good went they aren't playing for them. 

Someone posted on the rant that aggy hasn't won a road game against a ranked team since 2014??  Is that right? 

That's just an incredible stat playing in the SEC.

1 hour ago, Revolution512 said:

Mond was mediocre, that's why they hated him.  "Really good" by Aggie standards maybe.

What else would I be measuring him against?

1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Mond is the all time leader in yards and TDs in a&m history as well as winning their biggest bowl game in 80 years. He deserves a statue. 

Yup.

And they hated him.  I just can't figure out why.

4 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Someone posted on the rant that aggy hasn't won a road game against a ranked team since 2014??  Is that right? 

That's just an incredible stat playing in the SEC.

@ Tennessee, @ Ole Miss, and @ LSU should all be ranked matchups. 7-5 in year 6 upcoming

1 minute ago, utee94 said:

Yup.

And they hated him.  I just can't figure out why.

Also hate Calzada who has their biggest win in a decade. Tough life to be an aggy QB

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Listened to some Texags radio and Billy on the Bama defense "This is the best defense in the conference, Georgia included. Texas only had 13 points entering the 4th while the aggies had 17 at half". Never a mention about Texas finishing with 34 and the aggies finishing with 20. 

That's the moral victory the ags needed to hang their hat on this year. 

6 hours ago, Deej said:

Jimbo is only 58?

Yikes. 

But, it's in dog years? lol

6 hours ago, Deej said:

Not very many good QB's ever do play for them. 

Johnson repeatedly getting the back of his head bounced off the turf is going to prove disastrous for his health.

1 minute ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Johnson repeatedly getting the back of his head bounced off the turf is going to prove disastrous for his health.

I don't see how their o-line will be any better next year either. It's lining up to be worse.

17 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Listened to some Texags radio and Billy on the Bama defense "This is the best defense in the conference, Georgia included. Texas only had 13 points entering the 4th while the aggies had 17 at half". Never a mention about Texas finishing with 34 and the aggies finishing with 20. 

That's the moral victory the ags needed to hang their hat on this year. 

We could run the table and win the national championship, and Billy will still be talking about how aggy played Alabama better than t.u.

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

We could run the table and win the national championship, and Billy will still be talking about how aggy played Alabama better than t.u.

And his $9.95 suckers will lap it up like Uncle Boobs in a Tijuana whore house.

25 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Listened to some Texags radio and Billy on the Bama defense "This is the best defense in the conference, Georgia included. Texas only had 13 points entering the 4th while the aggies had 17 at half". Never a mention about Texas finishing with 34 and the aggies finishing with 20. 

That's the moral victory the ags needed to hang their hat on this year. 

So, now there was TOO MUCH time? 

Has Billy created a new excuse for aggy losing? 

6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Pretty sure that's not why they hated him.

This very much.

Also, does him not complying make him a blaggy or not a blaggy?  Im not sure how they use that term. 

38 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

So, now there was TOO MUCH time? 

Has Billy created a new excuse for aggy losing? 

Hmm, I think it ties in with other A&M bullshit like so: 

A&M didn't lose, they just ran out of halftime

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

and Billy will still be talking about how aggy played Alabama better than t.u.

I'm sure this strains credibility for their fans but has anyone pointed out that

A&M lost to 'bama by 6 at home

tu beat 'bama by 10 on the road

 

I know, I know, 'bama is a whole 'nother team now.  Whoop.

Mond is the all time leader in yards and TDs in a&m history as well as winning their biggest bowl game in 80 years. He deserves a statue. 

There was a statue/art installation one Saturday night at north gate of mond.
53 minutes ago, deft said:


There was a statue/art installation one Saturday night at north gate of mond.

That was Kenny Hill

 

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3 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Listened to some Texags radio and Billy on the Bama defense "This is the best defense in the conference, Georgia included. Texas only had 13 points entering the 4th while the aggies had 17 at half". Never a mention about Texas finishing with 34 and the aggies finishing with 20. 

That's the moral victory the ags needed to hang their hat on this year. 

That is both a pathetic and a masterful spin. So typical aggy I guess. 

8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Nonsense.  aggy's backup QB is traditionally the best QB in the country.

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8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Nonsense.  aggy's backup QB is traditionally the best QB in the country.

2 weeks ago, Max Johnson was better than Weigman and going to lead them to winning out the season. 

Now? “Can’t run the offense” “not a good fit for this OL” “severely limits Jimbo and Bobby”

They are so magnificently unaware.  That ensures they will always be what they are and always have been....meh. 

9 hours ago, Kwix said:

Damnit @LTtxfan should have known you beat me to this one

Texas Bowl and the 8 win line was perfect.

 
 

The day that Squirrel went berserk
In the rocky top football Church
In that sleepy little town of Knoxville Tennessee-uh(Tennessee-uh)
It was a fight for survival that made aggy suicidal
Ol’ rock was jumpin' 2%ers and shouting
"We’d still beat TU-uh!" (TU-uh!)
Mond is the all time leader in yards and TDs in a&m history as well as winning their biggest bowl game in 80 years. He deserves a statue. 
Right next to old Sully? Or maybe they totally redo the whole thing and have Sully and Mond linking arms in that stupid saw em off thing they do..
12 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

@ Tennessee, @ Ole Miss, and @ LSU should all be ranked matchups. 7-5 in year 6 upcoming

Time for another $100 mil extension for Coach Cuck then by aggy standards…

17 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Listened to some Texags radio and Billy on the Bama defense "This is the best defense in the conference, Georgia included. Texas only had 13 points entering the 4th while the aggies had 17 at half". Never a mention about Texas finishing with 34 and the aggies finishing with 20. 

That's the moral victory the ags needed to hang their hat on this year. 

 

16 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm sure this strains credibility for their fans but has anyone pointed out that

A&M lost to 'bama by 6 at home

tu beat 'bama by 10 on the road

 

I know, I know, 'bama is a whole 'nother team now.  Whoop.

 

14 hours ago, Vertigo said:

That is both a pathetic and a masterful spin. So typical aggy I guess. 

Billy is the Aggie Alchemist trying to turn losing into winning. I should say latest alchemist as it's a tradition in the tradition-rich college with the fabulous facilities. Turning shit to gold might be easier.

Uh, hmm...so Texas beat Alabama and we los- uh, los-, uh, got outscored. I can't compare losses like I'm used to. Man, we have some great losses since building up our facilities and joining the SEC!

Lemme look at the box scores.

[Two hours later.]

Uh, okay. You know, we scored more than Texas- hey, I'm not on the radio! tu! We scored more than tu did against 'Bama in the first half. So we win that half against tu. tu wins the second half. Uh...hmmm.

They win a half. We win a half. Pretty much a wash. What we did was just as winfull as what tu did! Even more than tu because Alabama has become a national powerhouse since the second game of the season!

Pitiful as he is, he is one of the best they have.

Recall Billy at the end of last season writing more than once that Texas and A&M had the same record over the last two years but everybody was being mean to the Aggies and loving on Texas. Media bias. International conspiracy to keep the sleeping giant asleep.

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cross posting from the recruiting board:

 

11 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

 

 

Billy is the Aggie Alchemist trying to turn losing into winning. I should say latest alchemist as it's a tradition in the tradition-rich college with the fabulous facilities. Turning shit to gold might be easier.

Uh, hmm...so Texas beat Alabama and we los- uh, los-, uh, got outscored. I can't compare losses like I'm used to. Man, we have some great losses since building up our facilities and joining the SEC!

Lemme look at the box scores.

[Two hours later.]

Uh, okay. You know, we scored more than Texas- hey, I'm not on the radio! tu! We scored more than tu did against 'Bama in the first half. So we win that half against tu. tu wins the second half. Uh...hmmm.

They win a half. We win a half. Pretty much a wash. What we did was just as winfull as what tu did! Even more than tu because Alabama has become a national powerhouse since the second game of the season!

Pitiful as he is, he is one of the best they have.

Recall Billy at the end of last season writing more than once that Texas and A&M had the same record over the last two years but everybody was being mean to the Aggies and loving on Texas. Media bias. International conspiracy to keep the sleeping giant asleep.

Did he also say next year, which is now this year, would be their year? Soon enough next year will be their year, until that's the current year then it shifts to next year again. Lather, rinse, repeat  ..that'll be $9.95. 

At some point the sleeping giant is no longer sleeping, he's uhmmm... a little slow. 

4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

cross posting from the recruiting board:

 

Holy shit that's hysterical 

6 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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They should absolutely do this.  100%.  Cannot overstate how great an idea this is. “Genius” doesn’t come close to accurately describing it.  

5-stars will be lining up to join the discipline machine and serve their country!  Whoop!

12 minutes ago, The Dog said:

cross posting from the recruiting board:

 

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We didn’t come here to play fake army

52 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Did he also say next year, which is now this year, would be their year? Soon enough next year will be their year

The fabo class of '22 will be meat-eating juniors in 2024. That's the year! It's always been the year! 

If jimbo loses Saturday he will officially have gone 2 full calendar years without a road win with ole miss and lsu looming. They don’t go on the road until October next season so it could be 3 full yrs. 

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

cross posting from the recruiting board:

 

Yes. I can see how this discipline would work out.  

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3 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

Yes. I can see how this discipline would work out.  

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Now do one with Flounder smoking a fat spliff to be more realistic.

1 hour ago, tx ind said:

We didn’t come here to play fake army

*We ain't

This could be a great cross-over episode of "Aggie Mediocrity:  Season 84"  Half the Corps Marching Band isn't actually playing their instrument and Half the Aggie Football Players aren't actually playing their position.  

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