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#58051
42 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

You could shop that into the vast “Hall of Champions” too. 

Shop? I don't know what that means.  I just made a couple calls and had the picture taken 

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#58052
6 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Shop? I don't know what that means.  I just made a couple calls and had the picture taken 

Photoshop

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#58053
4 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Photoshop

I Dont Understand Michael Keaton GIF

 

Are you implying that is not a real picture?

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#58054
2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Anyone heard from that racist motherfucker lately?

 

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

I've lost track of whatever he legally changed his name to after Daniel Figurelli was exposed as a racist POS. Plus I've deleted my Twitter account so I don't know if he's still posting as Rude Dawg Humping Legs or whatever his handle was.

He's still out there being a twat.

had to find a way to continue to pay Vince Young after he gets his next DUI?

PER SOURCES: tu-Austin AD brought in Paul Chryst because he has Head Coaching experience. Del Conte is concerned with Sark and a possible mid-season firing similar to what happened with Chris Beard. (Same reason Rodney Terry was hired. previous HC experience)Stay Tuned

...and beating your fiancé is a way of life in Austin.

 

#58056
3 hours ago, Sealtm6 said:

Honestly,  I do get big time Meth vibes from Liucci.  Brazos Valley meth vibes.  I  can only hope his mom, Delores Liucci (chief Admin assistant at Texags), can help her son out.

He's too fat. He can't even do meth right.

#58057
Please, God.  For the love of all that s holy, make that be real.
It is very real, taken straight from texaggy.com shortly after Jimbo had his tin pot dictator entrance at whatever Collie Station calls an airport.
#58059
7 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Bisontis is even worse. This was his PFF grade last week and he wasn't much better this week. The fact Bisontis is getting reps says a lot about their OL talent level because he should be playing at a JUCO. 

Texas A&M OL Mark Nabou Jr. was the only Aggie offensive lineman to grade above a 55, at 72.6, per PFF.Trey Zuhn III - 55.4Layden Robinson - 40.6Bryce Foster - 31.2Dametrious Crownover - 39.7Chase Bisontis - 17.4Every starting OL allowed a sack. Most pressures came from…

 

Yup was never a fan of Bisontis and argued with aggie on Reddit how he was going to be a bust, of course mentioned TJ but everyone here said the same so no cookie.

Here are the grades after Tenn
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Sixt h worst pass blocking team in the nation, they moved down a LOT of spots in one game

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Arguably the worst pass block performance of any team this season

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His replacement played 10 snaps and got another classic 0.0.

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#58060

SIAP

How's the Bobby Petrino hire working out for Texas A&M? The Aggies are 10th in the SEC in offense and last in Red Zone TD percentage. https://t.co/csKbObqXRN
#58061
How's the Bobby Petrino hire working out for Texas A&M? The Aggies are 10th in the SEC in offense and last in Red Zone TD percentage. https://t.co/csKbObqXRN

 

Hah! Jinx! 

#58062

I saw both Regis and Nolan go down last night to injury. Any idea how bad? Those two are a big part of why their DL can disrupt teams all game.

 

They lose those two, now you not only are two of the top guys out but the advantage of them rotating in fresh top-end dudes is now gone. If aggy can’t get pressure, their bad secondary is about to get abused like a sheep stuck in a fence behind the Dixie Chicken…. 

#58063
3 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

How much does Texas A&M owe if he's fired?

If he's fired in or after 2023: $76.8 million

2024: $67.55 million

2025: $58.2 million

2026: 48.75 million

2027: $39.2 million

2028: $29.55 million

2029: $19.8 million

2030: $9.95 million

Happy Antonio Banderas GIF

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#58064
6 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Liucci no doubt knows that Jimbo Fisher is a fraud but he can't say that. I'll never understand paying money for a site that knowingly feeds you bullshit. 

Most people spend their money to hear obvious bullshit from a prostitute, but since aggy gets their sheep free they have to spend it on txags to get any sort of interaction. The second sheep learn to talk, looch’s revenue stream is finished.

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#58068

I’m OD’ing on this stuff today

Texas A&M's last 24 second-half drives (excluding end of game):PuntFumblePuntTOUCHDOWNINTField goalFumblePuntPuntMissed field goalFumbleINTPuntPuntMissed field goalSafetyField goalPuntPuntPuntField goalMissed field goalINTINT
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#58069
3 minutes ago, mdleast said:

I’m OD’ing on this stuff today
 

Texas A&M's last 24 second-half drives (excluding end of game):PuntFumblePuntTOUCHDOWNINTField goalFumblePuntPuntMissed field goalFumbleINTPuntPuntMissed field goalSafetyField goalPuntPuntPuntField goalMissed field goalINTINT

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#58070
5 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Looch is the ultimate "hold me back" pussy. He'd make racist Daniel Figurelli look like a tough guy in comparison.

CHIEF

#58074
Texas A&M and Jimbo Fisher have lost their last EIGHT away games

 

#58077
1 hour ago, Rip76 said:

That’s my new slogan for the year.

”Find that Money!”

 

I think the thing to do is have an all SEC SEC SEC crowd fund to raise money for aggy academics that only goes to them if they DO NOT fire jimbo

it would be hilarious to have them in a position to take a couple of million for their engineering or ag programs, but they have to keep jimbo another year or they do not take the money and spend over $60 million to fire him......then repeat the same thing the next year 😁

#58078
2 hours ago, mdleast said:

I’m OD’ing on this stuff today
 

Texas A&M's last 24 second-half drives (excluding end of game):PuntFumblePuntTOUCHDOWNINTField goalFumblePuntPuntMissed field goalFumbleINTPuntPuntMissed field goalSafetyField goalPuntPuntPuntField goalMissed field goalINTINT

Greg Tepper is a HS football guy. This all seems like the beginning of an orchestrated effort to push Jimbo out. This seems like something Texags would be behind. We can’t have it. 
 

Longhorns, rather than talking shit about Jimbo and the Aggies, we need to be telling anyone who will listen how great he is, how they just need to give him more money, and that a bump in pay and a 10 year extension would probably do the trick. Get out there and talk Jimbo up. 

#58079
2 hours ago, NWAustinDude said:

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But it's no problem. This Aggie is proud of the way they can burn almost a $100MM. 

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They'll always have plenty of money to hire coaches that would rather not go there and only do so if the payout is absurd.

#58080
4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Greg Tepper is a HS football guy. This all seems like the beginning of an orchestrated effort to push Jimbo out. This seems like something Texags would be behind. We can’t have it. 
 

Longhorns, rather than talking shit about Jimbo and the Aggies, we need to be telling anyone who will listen how great he is, how they just need to give him more money, and that a bump in pay and a 10 year extension would probably do the trick. Get out there and talk Jimbo up. 

Truth!  I just ordered one of these:

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and one of these:

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from the texags store!  https://thewarehouseatcc.com/search.php?search_query=jimbo&section=product

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#58084

"Be careful what you ask for if you jump in this league..." -Jimbo Fisher with some early reaction to reports that Texas & Oklahoma could be looking to join the SEC

"Be careful what you ask for if you jump in this league..." -Jimbo Fisher with some early reaction to reports that Texas & Oklahoma could be looking to join the SEC

Be careful what you ask for. You may end up paying $100 million to go 8-4 in a league that despises you, when you could have paid far less to go 8-4 and remain in a league that despises you.

#58085
20 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

The combination of “the players should be forced to join the corps” and “does the dog like Jimbo” may be the best 1-2 punch I have ever taken.  
 

@aggypedia both of these should have entries

#58086

Texas A&M featured at the Louvre

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Thujones work may be too good for such a no-name art gallery.
#58087
Greg Tepper is a HS football guy. This all seems like the beginning of an orchestrated effort to push Jimbo out. This seems like something Texags would be behind. We can’t have it. 
 
Longhorns, rather than talking shit about Jimbo and the Aggies, we need to be telling anyone who will listen how great he is, how they just need to give him more money, and that a bump in pay and a 10 year extension would probably do the trick. Get out there and talk Jimbo up. 
Maybe we should be the ones wearing "don't care, got Jimbo!" Tshirts?
#58088

Here is Texas A&M's offensive line pass blocking grades from the Tennessee game, per PFF: RG Layden Robinson - 59.8LG Kam Dewberry - 58.2LT Trey Zuhn III - 45.8LG Mark Nabou Jr. - 42.6RT Chase Bisontis - 23.4C Bryce Foster - 16.7RT Dametrious Crownover - 0.0The Aggies…

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#58089
17 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Here is Texas A&M's offensive line pass blocking grades from the Tennessee game, per PFF: RG Layden Robinson - 59.8LG Kam Dewberry - 58.2LT Trey Zuhn III - 45.8LG Mark Nabou Jr. - 42.6RT Chase Bisontis - 23.4C Bryce Foster - 16.7RT Dametrious Crownover - 0.0The Aggies…

Dametrious Crownover:  

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#58090

It's going to be really awkward when they try to pay someone less to coach then they are paying someone else to not coach.

#58091
It's going to be really awkward when they try to pay someone less to coach then they are paying someone else to not coach.
Fuck em. They set the bar for aggy coach salary, let them all spend their kids college funds on the next one.
#58093
19 minutes ago, ousux said:
27 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:
It's going to be really awkward when they try to pay someone less to coach then they are paying someone else to not coach.

Fuck em. They set the bar for aggy coach salary, let them all spend their kids college funds on the next one.

It's such an odd predicament. Do they spend another $100m on another Jimbo type hire, someone like Malzahn? Or just continue down the path of insanity and offer Kirby $250m?

It seems the only way out for them is to sit on Jimbo for a couple more years and replace him with a G5 headcoach or P5 coordinator at a standard new P5 HC rate. This is the only way they reset things.

 

#58094

Just a reminder

A stat that never gets less remarkable: Jimbo Fisher is 43-24 at Texas A&M. Kevin Sumlin was 45-22 at this point. Jimbo's avg recruiting class rank over the last five years is 6.8. Sumlin's last five averaged 11.2.

 

 

#58095

Heard a good one today.  Jimbo's last road win vs a ranked team was 2016.

#58096
10 minutes ago, F250 said:

It's such an odd predicament. Do they spend another $100m on another Jimbo type hire, someone like Malzahn? Or just continue down the path of insanity and offer Kirby $250m?

It seems the only way out for them is to sit on Jimbo for a couple more years and replace him with a G5 headcoach or P5 coordinator at a standard new P5 HC rate. This is the only way they reset things.

 

They’re going to go all in on Dabo. He’s stale at Clemson. They’re going to pay some ungodly amount, have it all sewed up before they can Fisher. Dabo’s schtik is tailor-made for CS. 

#58097
5 minutes ago, NoName said:

Just a reminder

A stat that never gets less remarkable: Jimbo Fisher is 43-24 at Texas A&M. Kevin Sumlin was 45-22 at this point. Jimbo's avg recruiting class rank over the last five years is 6.8. Sumlin's last five averaged 11.2.

 

 

And it’s never too late to point out that there’s only one obvious reason Jimbo’s more palatable than Sumlin. 

#58098
4 minutes ago, nnm said:

They’re going to go all in on Dabo. He’s stale at Clemson. They’re going to pay some ungodly amount, have it all sewed up before they can Fisher. Dabo’s schtik is tailor-made for CS. 

That would be a challenging fundraising effort. Fool me once yada yada

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