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25 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

Is there a glitch in the matrix here?

More like a glitch in the Tampax.

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3 hours ago, John Coctostan said:

The aggies did look gassed by the end of the game.

Happens when you're full of shit...

1 hour ago, linux said:

No, a Texas fan doesn't post a "gosh, you guys are great!" if he is going to impersonate a Vol on an A&M forum.

That is just boring and dumb.

So it was futureman?

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

So it was futureman?

Well, since I currently own him now... so yeah sure, he wrote it after I told him to fetch me a pack of cigs.

2 hours ago, futureman said:

because cheap laughs at aggy’s expense are always amusing 

I try to be fair when I quote and ridicule a post from TexAgs. I make sure there's an Ag tag if the post is particularly embarrassing to them.

I have my doubts about the gas post just because it's so well written.

2 hours ago, linux said:

No, a Texas fan doesn't post a "gosh, you guys are great!" if he is going to impersonate a Vol on an A&M forum.

That is just boring and dumb.

Ah, yeah he would, especially a Surly one

1 hour ago, linux said:

The most hilarious part is that I literally wrote your post, almost like I control you futureman.

are you having a stroke?

4 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Evan Stewart liking this tweet:

 

 

Number #1???

Is this from the Department of Redundancy Department?

Number #1???
Is this from the Department of Redundancy Department?

“No. Number #1.” Sincerely, the Department of Redundant Redundancies.
The aggies did look gassed by the end of the game.

From the sounds of it, you’d think their team of aggy would post in the Shart thread.

Hook’em!!!
3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

So it was futureman?

In the past. 

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This can't be real, what's the surly handle?[emoji23]

I love how fucking sublime it is about merging all forms of comedy, from hurting his feelings, to the surly trolling of making fun of his manhood, and then you are a bad aggie for hurting the team W/L.

All very well done. 

But then it goes weird and it just takes up to 11, I completely lost it at Thoughts and prayers aka politics memmery, Don't talk about Prayer Club, lastly the snakes and surreal humor.

To me this is post of the year.

So the other day a friend of mine got a two week ban on TexAgs. He made a comment on the board about someone else getting banned. It appears there must be alot more going on with their fan base that meets the eye?

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I was out hunting and one of the guys accidentally flagged another and shot him in the back. As the shot man lay bleeding, dying, and weeping, I asked him if he loved Jesus. Some blood gurgled out of his mouth and I took that as a yes. So I prayed over him as panic and fear filled his eyes. He died.

I'm sure my prayers helped him get into heaven, though!

WHOOOOOOOOP!

12 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Ah yes, the ol’ spinal nerve attack…….

Hate when that happens 

11 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

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yeah, he's the "defensive coordinator" there lol dude has quite a resume between Bama and Georgia

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dude is super super super close to Kirby, basically his right hand man since 2011 and his first hire at UGA. i can't imagine he leaves for A&M of all places lol

FFS the guy interviewed for the Eagles DC job last year.

53 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

I was out hunting and one of the guys accidentally flagged another and shot him in the back. As the shot man lay bleeding, dying, and weeping, I asked him if he loved Jesus. Some blood gurgled out of his mouth and I took that as a yes. So I prayed over him as panic and fear filled his eyes. He died.

I'm sure my prayers helped him get into heaven, though!

WHOOOOOOOOP!

Can confirm, it did not help. That guy had an appointment with Satan and some pineapples

5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

NSIAP...

 

The fountain shots looked like a very gay low-budget take on an Esther Williams film.

20 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

ags doing the lords work in knoxville..

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I love the qualifier about believing in God before praying for the fan.

Vol Fan: Arrrrrghhhh... unghhhhh... help!?

Ag: Hey Vol fan, we're here.  But first, do you believe in God?

Vol Fan: Well, I have been wondering about that lately and the question of life...

Ag: What??? Sorry... can't help you.

Oh Josh, you still don't know anything about aggy

 

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Damn autocorrect

Please sweet 8lb little baby Jesus let those fuks go all in on a washed up Dabo - offer him another ridiculous extended & guaranteed offer and let this hilarity continue for another decade at least!

Oh Josh, you still don't know anything about aggy
 
No, he's figured out aggy perfectly. They hate it when he pumps up Texas, but he knows all he has to do is throw aggy a hope bone here and there to keep them watching his show and furiously hitting the like button and subscribing.
11 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Please sweet 8lb little baby Jesus let those fuks go all in on a washed up Dabo - offer him another ridiculous extended & guaranteed offer and let this hilarity continue for another decade at least!

It feels like it's already written into the stars....
 

 

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Where is @Randolph Duke in all of this?

It seems pretty clear that he’s locked up in the nuthouse. He’s only able to post in small windows of time these days while there’s a shift change going on with the orderlies. 

39 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

NSIAP...

 

What do aggy and loud inappropriate farts have in common? They still always make me laugh after all these years. 

8 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

They’ve graduated from helping folks find their way thru the parking lot to the stadium, to saving lives.  

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3411790

I don't know why I thought he had fallen from their triple decker, the game was not even played in CS, but just the thought of Aggy killing people with bad architecture and then saving them through a soft gomer landing (and prayer)... is just so peak them that I just went with it.

Has there been a mention yet for them to lure Dan Campbell away from the Lions? Because surely his love for the place would be strong enough to get him to walk away from the NFL right?

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