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3 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

Yep, this is from a 1981 Texas Monthly article...

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This gem is from the same article...

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Found on reddit they did it the fuckers did the bean story is true

5 hours ago, Horndog said:

What a weird post. A texag thread from 16 years ago and an article from 21 years ago. Surely you can find much more recent examples of unfounded aggy speculation.

Don't look now but someone just posted an article from 1981.  I hope you'll make it through...

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Big time 2024 decommitment from them tonight and now this. The sharks are circling... 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, ousux said:
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:
Ho Lee Fuk

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Bang ding ow

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Their vet school is investigating that claim.

 

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1 hour ago, linux said:

Found on reddit they did it the fuckers did the bean story is true

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I love how aggy can just reach into the “deeper pocketed aggy” and go and get what needs to be done. The “deep pockets” are going to be strained, after paying off Jimbo first. Will there be enough $$$ left for their collective minds/funds to go and get who they think they can?

Hook’em!!!
5 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Surly motto:  Our prayer group is becoming an online circus.

Fify 

The day they remove Jimbo from his duties, they should auction off that Jimbo national championship trophy to  Longhorns to raise money for his termination payment. I’d put up a couple Benjamin’s to have that in my office at work. 

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

 

Never gets old. But at least now Sharp can rely on the mind-numbing effects of alcohol to get through it. He truthfully enjoys manning the glory holes but at least he can blame the booze

Edited by Dennis Taylor

10 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

The day they remove Jimbo from his duties, they should auction off that Jimbo national championship trophy to  Longhorns to raise money for his termination payment. I’d put up a couple Benjamin’s to have that in my office at work. 

A couple of Benjamin's what?

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So noooow they're willing to admit the #1 class was bought after denying it for so long.
10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Personally, I think Jimbo is doing a fine job 

I agree.

Perhaps another extension would help to settle things for him and really let him focus. 

Where is [mention=633]Randolph Duke[/mention] in all of this?
It seems pretty clear that he’s locked up in the nuthouse. He’s only able to post in small windows of time these days while there’s a shift change going on with the orderlies. 
I figured he went to the great astral plane with his good pal and BFF 13-0 BI but yes I just looked he has liked a post under a month ago so you may be right.
Now that he's coaching at Duke he doesn't have as much time to post as he did when he coached at aggy.
13 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Most of them are just closeted homos.  There's nothing wrong with being gay.  Has anyone ever explained to them what NTTAWWT means?  It might solve a lot of their mental issues. 

   Without being being too CR. I enjoy pointing out gayness to people, like the aggy ilk, who have an aversion to it. I have a buddy who, when his son was growing up, would tell me how Jr only hangs around girls. He was so proud of that. Even though it wasn't for the reason he wanted it to be. It was obvious to everyone else. He ignored it. Much like aggy ignores what is going on here. I could care less about it. However, because aggy clutches its pearls at the thought of gayness, and aggy reads this thread like we do Texags, I will continue to point out their behavior.

7 hours ago, Enchubben said:

The day they remove Jimbo from his duties, they should auction off that Jimbo national championship trophy to  Longhorns to raise money for his termination payment. I’d put up a couple Benjamin’s to have that in my office at work. 

Why though? They can just put a piece of masking tape with the new coach’s name on it in place of Jimbo Fisher’s on their DII trophy.

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They were talking about Jim “The Marine” Turner as a replacement for Addazio.  That would be great.  He sucks too when Mike Sherman isn’t doing his evals.  

2 hours ago, Thatguy said:

   Without being being too CR. I enjoy pointing out gayness to people, like the aggy ilk, who have an aversion to it. I have a buddy who, when his son was growing up, would tell me how Jr only hangs around girls. He was so proud of that. Even though it wasn't for the reason he wanted it to be. It was obvious to everyone else. He ignored it. Much like aggy ignores what is going on here. I could care less about it. However, because aggy clutches its pearls at the thought of gayness, and aggy reads this thread like we do Texags, I will continue to point out their behavior.

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

"When is the time?"

Next year, obviously. 

12 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Big time 2024 decommitment from them tonight and now this. The sharks are circling... 

 

 

 

i think this guy is a PWO or maybe left the team already ? not on the roster for this year and his roster card for last year doesn't have anything on it other than he didn't see the field

https://12thman.com/sports/football/roster/jalen-waddy/10776

1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

They were talking about Jim “The Marine” Turner as a replacement for Addazio.  That would be great.  He sucks too when Mike Sherman isn’t doing his evals.  

he doesn't have a job right now i don't think so they could hire him today!

2 hours ago, Thatguy said:

   Without being being too CR. I enjoy pointing out gayness to people, like the aggy ilk, who have an aversion to it. I have a buddy who, when his son was growing up, would tell me how Jr only hangs around girls. He was so proud of that. Even though it wasn't for the reason he wanted it to be. It was obvious to everyone else. He ignored it. Much like aggy ignores what is going on here. I could care less about it. However, because aggy clutches its pearls at the thought of gayness, and aggy reads this thread like we do Texags, I will continue to point out their behavior.

Username. It checks out.

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16 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Zooms in on pictures…

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2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Zooms in on pictures…

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Zooms in on gif ….

2 minutes ago, nnm said:

Zooms in on gif ….

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10 minutes ago, nnm said:

Zooms in on gif ….

At least she is leaning into #TMFINR

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4 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

At least she is leaning into #TMFINR

You know what’s worse than her freak out on the plane? Those fucking Sharpied on eyebrows.

 

4 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

At least she is leaning into #TMFINR

Just a matter of time until her OF link starts appearing in those tweets. 

9 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

I agree.

Perhaps another extension would help to settle things for him and really let him focus. 

Yea him being on the hot seat probably has him not sleeping at night!

In all honesty he would be richer if he sucked more and got bought out before that contract comes to an end. His motivation should be to lose. 

3 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Yea him being on the hot seat probably has him not sleeping at night!

In all honesty he would be richer if he sucked more and got bought out before that contract comes to an end. His motivation should be to lose. 

I mean I'm pretty sure that is what he has been doing actively since the weak ass Gator Bowl forfeit.

44 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

At least she is leaning into #TMFINR

 

 

 

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18 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

Yep, this is from a 1981 Texas Monthly article...

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This gem is from the same article...

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Caption: "Nobody knows who first came up with this idea, but it's never caught on with anyone but Aggies."

Much like the aggy idea of never winning anything in any of the major sports, ever.

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